sex

I used to believe that you could only have phone sex in a phone booth.

I think that this was because I saw some article about it, and there was a picture of a phone booth or something.

So whenever someone would talk about having phone sex, I would imagine it being late at night, and them sneaking off to a phone booth to call someone for phone sex.
I thought this was riddiculous since we all had cell phones...

I used to believe…

The first time I masturbated, I thought I had gotten myself pregnant. I prayed for God to not make me have a baby, and I swore never to touch myself again.

I used to think protestants and prostitutes where sort of the same thing, not quite knowing what prostitutes really were i used to wonder how there could be a whole religion about 'women who have sex for money'

I used to believe…

one time i told my little cousin " she has a baby in her belly" he said " why did she eat him"

I used to believe that ladies got pregnant by kissing. :-)

I used to believe…

when OB Tampons first came out and they advertised that there was no aplicator i was so confused because for some reason i thought the aplicator was the string. so i asked my mom how they were supposed to get the tampon out after they put it in.

I used to believe…

when i was little i randomly insisted to everyone that the vagina was called a tina. my mom tried to tell me otherwise but insisted so she went along with it. when my dad took me to one of his baseball games he introduced me to a girl on his team named Tina. I was mortified and i couldnt understand how anyone could name there daughter Tina. my parents had to explain to her why i would go anywhere near her and looked terrified everytime she tried to talk to me.

I used to beleive that babies could be only be born if the parents were married.

I used to believe my vagina was fake. I always thought I was a boy, I never knew boys had penises until I grew up.

I used to believe…

When I first heard the term "blow job," I knew it had to do with sex, and I thought Squidward (from spongebob) would stick his nose up.....girls....and literally blow out.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAA

I used to believe…

when i was four, i went into my mum and dads rom early on a sunday morning, and theer were opening the mail in bed.
it was at this point mum decided to tell me she was expecting another baby ( now my lil bro)

from that point onwards i thought God decided when your became pregnant and sent you a letter down from Heaven.

no sex involved.

I used to believe…

When I was little I thought there was two different types of sex. Regular sex, and "Nakedly Sex". I thought that Sex was just making out, and Nakedly Sex was making out with your clothes off.

I used to believe…

When I was little I would go through my mother's purse and find tampons. I always thought they were some sort of candy, and I would get mad when she wouldn't share any with me! (x_x)!!

I used to believe that sex was laying in bed together.

I used to believe…

When I was around 12 years old and first learned about homosexual men, I couldn't figure out how they would have sex. I finally decided that Man #1 would somehow put his penis inside the pee hole of Man #2, as if it were a vagina. I seemed even more strange and awkward that regular sex!

I used to believe…

when i was 3 years old girl, once opened the bathroom while my dad was taking a shower, i was so frightened, and told everyone that my mother married an animal, my dad is an animal since he has a tail! hoh :))