sex

I used to believe…

when i was younger i thought it was illegal to have sex. this all came about because i saw it on a bold and beautifulish type of show.. they had sex and got arrested..(obviously they had committed a crime and not because of the sex!) i believed this for years

i used to believe that in oredr to become pregnant, a man and a women sit together holding hands then they read some magical words and phrases from a secrete book.

i saw a condom packet on the internet and thought that its one of those wipes they use to clean stuff. I thought that you wipe your penis with it before having sex!

I used to beleave that my mom got gregnant with me in a wireless system. Just bebause my parents lived in the same home. I would get very upset if someone would say that my parents had sex to get me.

I used to believe that (once you had your period) if you had sex with a boy...you would get pregnant. No matter what. You have sex with a boy = you get pregnant. The end. So yeah... once I had my period I obviously wasn't jumping into bed with guys any time soon.

I used to think that when a baby was born and the doctor slapped the baby, he was doing that to stop all the nurses in the room from chit chating so that he could make an announcement about the baby's gender . You know like an MC 'tings' a wineglass at a wedding or party so that people stop talking for him give a toast.

I used to think that babies came out of the same hole poop did. On occasion when poop hurt coming out I figured it was okay because I was just practicing for the baby.

I used to believe…

When my mother was expecting my brother, I was confused when she packed baby clothes into her hospital suitcase. She said they were to bring the baby home in them. I asked her why she didn't bring him home in the clothes he was born in.

I used to think that my aunt's pads were actually special tissues in packages. I would take them out of her bag and beg her to tell me what they actually were, and she never would... I'd end up running of crying because she was 'mean'. Mind you I was 3. :)

I used to believe Tampons were the shape of a arrow! My older sister told me, horrified one day, that instead of those pads mum uses, our aunt used tampons! After asking, with wide eyes, what they were, she described them as arrows you had to put in yourself!
For a good few years I couldn't figure out why my aunt would do that!

i used to think that condoms were like little cute hats you put on your head when u had sex... so when i found one i tried to put it on my head. now i know better and i use one when i make love with my wife

I used to believe…

The only "virgin" I ever knew was the one from the Christmas carol Silent Night. I drew a picture for my mother around Christmas one year of a large round Swedish man with a feather in his hat and lederhosen. I wrote "Yon" on the top and gave it to my mom expecting her to immediately identify the Christmas overtones. I could she was confused so I said, "His name is Yon, he's a round virgin." She was even more confused until I said, "You know, from Silent Night?" Then she laughed and laughed.

Why I thought Silent Night was about a fat Swedish man name Yon, I really don't know.

I used to believe that a man's penis was carrot shaped.

I used to believe…

When I was 11, I went to the bathroom, looked at my panties which I didn't do much and saw some brownish stuff. I didn't think it was my period cuz it was brown, so I thought, I pooped myself! But wait, it wasn't by my butt, more where my vagina was so I thought, OH NO! I've got an infection! Now I've got to stick that pill up my ass! (THOSE THINGS YOU USE WHEN YOU HAVE A YEAST INFECTION) so I called my friend, she pretended not to know but I knew she had her period but she didn't tell me so I had to tell her mom cuz mine was at work and when I find out its not poop or an infection I'm like, this is brown. I got an ugly period!

I used to believe…

when I was about3 or 4, I used to think that boys had long tails and girls had short tails.(the penis and clitoris)
I even went up to my mom and said look mom daddy has a big tail and i have little one!!i thought that intil i was 7 i think.

I used to believe…

In elementary school a rumor circulated about this one boy, Jared. One of my friends told me he had a "boner." I asked what a boner was, and she said, it was like when a lizard sheds all its skin in giant scales, like molting or something, with a boy's penis. Apparently Jared had done this sort of thing in class. And a bunch of people believed it! (Including me)