sex

I used to believe…

When I was 7 I first heard the word "Gay" I didn't know what it meant so I asked my 8 year old cousin. He told me being gay meant you liked girls. As a 7 year old boy who thought every girl had cooties I didn't want that. So the next day in church a girl smiled at me. My cousin leaned over and whispered, "You like girls. You're gay." I turned to the whole church and shouted, "I'm not gay. I like boys!" There was an odd silence after that.

I used to believe…

When I was in primary school, I read in magazine story of woman, whose little daughter didn't want to stay with her brother (girl's uncle) and it later turned out that he raped little girl. I asked my mom what it means. She lied to me that it means "to beat", not willing to tell the truth.

Some time later, a girl in our class made me angry, and I told in front of class, that one day I'm gonna rape her. That taught my mom a good lesson. She has always been honest with me ever since.

I used to believe…

When I was young.. I used to ask where i came from. My mum would tell me "Mum and Dad made you" This made me to believe that my parents got sent a cardboard box full of all my body parts and a set of instructions and they carefully read the instructions and put me together. (kinda like a robot)

i used to believe that men had three penises, instead of 1 and two balls

I WASN'T a little girl I was 20 years old and I just had my first child at the hospital when the nurse gave me and my husband our exit instructions about the care of myself and my baby.

WELL....the nurse told us not to have sex until at least after our 6 week check up. I told her not to worry we would just have ORAL sex. My husband stood up fast and reached for my glass of water and the nurse looked at me for a moment and said ....ok fine and proceeded with her instructions.

NOT until after the nurse left did my husband ask me why in the world would I say such a thing...?

I said oral sex means kissing and making out doesn't it? You know like oral hygiene, oral tooth decay... stuff like that.

He said with a loud laugh NO, NO, NO that is not what it means and explained to me what it really meant.. Boy was I red in the face.

Now I think about that time and I crack up laughing to myself. What a dimwhit!

I used to believe…

When I was about 7 or 8 I liked this boy. Once we were at church and I chased him and kissed his shoulder. Then on, I thought I was pregnant. I remember thinking for over a year that I was going to die because I was only a little kid and now I hated the boy.

I used to believe…

As a little girl, I had heard the story of Jesus's birth and the Virgin Mary many times. And from that story I came to believe that a virgin was a woman that had a baby before she was married, because the Virgin Mary wasn't married to Joseph when she got pregnant. LOL. I'm 13 now, but my mom still thinks it was cute.

I used to believe that when the preist said "you may kiss the bride" it was how they got pregnant. As if the preist had said a special prayer that when sealed with a kiss God made the bride pregnant, and thus, i used to believe in god.

I used to believe that you didn't have to have sex to have a baby. I believed that God would just put the baby in your tummy. I also thought babies came would kick the moms belly so hard that it would burst open and the baby would fly out.

I used to believe…

When i first got my period, i didnt know what it was cuz it didnt look like blood. i thought i had pooped my pants until the thought came to me that it was my period.

I used to believe that if my mom didn't have me, or gave me away to someone else, the next baby that she would have would be me!

I used to believe…

When I was 8 I was a pretty smart child. I understood almost everything and I knew alot about sex and all that. I overheard people talkin bout putting condoms on their cocks. I thought they meant chickens and supposed it was somethin like an umbrella. when my mum asked me infront of a very jelaous cousin what�s a condom I said: It�s a chickens umbrella.

I used to believe…

My devious, corrupt friends and I asked a boy in front of us if he knew what the clitoris was. At first he thought we were joking, and when we wouldn't tell him what it was, he got angry and cried out, "It's not a word, is it?!" He then proceeded to ask the teacher, who gave him a vague technical definition. Still confused, he went to search for it on a map of the United States.

Mind you, this kid was a junior in high school.

I used to believe that women had two vaginas. One for the baby to come out of and one to pee out of. The one that babies came out of was a small hole on the bottom of their stomach. I thought this because one day I asked my mum if babies are born through vaginas, and she said no (I assume she misheard me).
I even shared this newly-found fact with my younger cousins. I was astonished when I found they didn't have a second hole on their stomachs, so I told them "It must grow when you get older". My aunt wasn't very pleased.

I used to believe…

when my dad was little he told my grandparents that he knew how girls got pregnant...he told them it happens when a guy pees in a girls mouth! i will always feel a bit disturbed wondering where he got that idea from as a child

I used to believe…

Up until I was 13 I seriously used to believe when a woman had a child, that it came from the OTHER hole in her body, I always wished to never have kids, because of that.