sex

I used to believe…

when i was little, i thought u made babies by kissing

I used to believe…

Once my friend's little sister asked my friend how people get pregnant, so my friend told her that you will get pregnant if a bumblebee runs into a stop sign, and you're within 10 feet of it.
She believed it.

I used to believe…

When I was a kid I used to believe that you had babies through your stomach, when I found out where they really come out, I thought that was much worse!

I used to believe that when a woman discovered she was pregnant, she would ask the father if he wanted to keep it and if he said yes, they would have sex. If they didn't want to keep it, they would do nothing and she wouldn't be pregnant anymore. This was from watching TV soaps.

I was quite young when I found a small, wet baloon like thing on my driveway near the road. I was so happy to bring it inside to show my mom thinking it was a baloon.

I used to believe…

When I was eight I used to think that in order to get a girl pregnant, you had to pee insider of her. I had no concept of what an actual orgasm was. This led me to be supremely confident in my ability to impregnate women, as I considered myself a masterful urinator at this point.

I used to believe…

My babysitter had a keychain that I found and it said something about being "horny" and when I asked her what it meant she told me that "horny" meant happy, so when I was like 6 I was running around telling everyone I was horny!

I used to believe circumcision was when a boy went to pee in the toilet and his penis would fall apart into pieces and he could only fix it if the doctor sewed it back together.

I first heard the word virgin on the television, when I was about 9, and I asked my parents what that meant. My dad told me that it means that it was a person who had not slept with anyone. To confirm, I said that means you and mommy are not virgins and he said yes. I thought he meant slept together as in the same bed and thats it. For months until I found out what sex was, i thought me and my brother werent virgins because we used to nap on the same bed in the afternoon!

I used to believe…

When I was younger, i was confused between the words condom adn condominium. When I went home for dinner one night i told my dad that I wanted to move into a condom!

I was given the sex talk pretty young with all the proper terms, but still didn't have a realy correct idea of it. I thought the man and woman laid side by side or on top of each other, connected, kissing. I thought kissing was just holding lips together. Didn't sound very exciting.

I am 6 years older than my brother. When he was born, my mother had him Cesearean and I thought that all babies were born that way.

When she tried to correct me and told me that she had to have the C-section because my brother could not fit the 'normal' way, well, logic told me that he could not fit through her belly button then because where else could the baby come out? After all, all babys are created in the mothers STOMACH.

I told my mom (I must of been around 7 because my brother was just a baby) that us girls have all the babies that they are going to have in our lives already inside of us. When we are ready to have a baby...somehow (this is the part I could not figure out) we would make them grow and the baby would be born.

I used to belive oral sex meant having sex by yourself then i figured out that it's impossible to have sex by yourself

I used to think virginity meant that u couldnt have sex

I used to believe…

When I used to hear the phrase "eating out"--used to refer to oral sex--I thought you could only do it once, because afterward your genitals would be eaten and gone.