sex

I used to believe…

when i was young, i thought to myself that oral sex meant sex education. makes perfect sense to a 4th grader. so at the beginning of 7th grade i asked my friend when he was going to have oral sex this year. believe me, i have never seen anybody laugh as hard as he did then.

I used to believe that a Test-Tube Baby was a baby that had to undergo so many tests, that they had to keep it in a germ-free tube. I got several odd looks when I overheard 2 people at the airport discussing this subject, when I yelled out "I was a Test-Tube Baby- and I don't think it's funny to have to study babies!!!!" Needless to say, I've just decided to never weigh in on the subject again..... by the way, I am NOT a Test-Tube baby

I was told by a friend that after a woman had a boy she couldn't have any more kids, and since her youngest sibling was a boy and I only had a younger brother, I believed it.

I used to believe…

when I was little I used to think that when a women had a baby it came out of bum! wow! didnt I look a twonk in sex education!

I used to believe…

When I was about 6-7 I asked my mum how I was made. She told me that she planted an apple pip in her belly button and waited for the tree to grow. For the nine month she had to lie flat on her back so the tree could grow. Once it produced fruit (babies) she had to choose the best one from the tree (me!). Apparently I used to squeak alot so she nicknamed me squeaky pip from her pip tree. Years later she had my sister and made my sister beleive that when she was inside my mums stomach she could see the world through her belly button.... just wierd.

I was delivered by C-section and my mom told me that they to cut her open to get me out and I used to think that's how all babies were born as in you had to cut the mother open to get them out!

I walked in on my parents having sex when i was about four. I told them that if i caught them again, I would call the police! I thought they were trying to kill each other!!!

I used to believe…

A long time ago, when someone would say something about someone "loosing their marbles", I thought that they were refering to their testicles, because I used to call them marbels after my mom said that calling them balls was rude.

I used to believe…

When my mum was explaining how babies are fed through the belly button, I somehow got confused and for way too long believed that a pregnant woman spoon fed a baby through her own belly button.

I used to think a condom was a type of bird.One time I was at my friends house and we were eavesdropping on her parents and they said something about a condom.So I turned to her and gasped"your dads gonna put a bird on his thingy!"So she ran out into the kitchen and said "No Daddy,don't,it might bite your thingy off!"

I used to believe…

When I was younger, I believed that being a virgin meant being really holy, a level above sainthood since the only person with which I had ever heard the word "virgin" correlated was the Virgin Mary. When watching the movie It with my family, I heard one of the characters announce that he was still a virgin; at first, I thought that meant that the only other person as holy as Mary was that character in the movie.

I used to believe…

Back then pad samples from Always used to be sent out in the mail. When I was 11 years old, I got a hold of the pad samples and brought them to my older sister saying, "Look we got free slippers in the mail."

I used to believe…

when i was young a friend told me about sex and how it felt good and that it was done at night. then later on i heard the term afternoon delight. Since i was told that sex was done at night, i thought that if you had sex in the afternoon during daylight, the parents would have a miscarriage. Boy! through the years that belief would backfire on me like a shotgun.

I used to believe…

when i was younger i thought that women got pregnant when a man pee in the womans mouth well that's what my neighbor told me and i believed him untill i found out the truth in sex ed class

I used to believe that condoms is something that you put to get a woman pregnant. I didn't think of that much until i found out what condoms really do..

I used to believe…

My dad mistakenly showed me the movie American Pie when I was 8, so I knew what sex was pretty early on. However, as far as I could tell from the movie sex was just inserting the penis into the vagina and staying like that because it felt good. I didn't learn that any movement occured until many years later.