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When I was little, I had a horrid speech impediment, and therefore had difficulty pronouncing certain words. Well, once I spent the night at my friend's house, and the next day my mom asked me how their house was. I told her that they had a nice 'condom' (meaning, of course, condominium). I quickly learned the error of that...
when I was young I went on vacation with my parents and their friends and I didnt know what a condom was but I had heard the word befor and I asked If we were going to stay in a condom but what I should have said was are we going to stay in a condominum. OOPS
I grew up in a small town and when I was around 9, walking home from school I came across two giggly high schoolers. Turns out it was their friend's b-day and they'd given her a box of condoms. I walked on, puzzled as to how a condominium would fit into a box and impressed that they'd had the $$ to do so. It wasn't until I moved to the big city and got sex ed in school that I figured that one out.