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I used to think condoms were just the rim and then elastic latex. I didn't know it had the shape of a penis so I always wondered how men kept condoms on their penises. I thought there was some latch that you hook onto yourself to keep it up.

Serina
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When I asked about the condom packets sold in stores, my parents told me they were nylons and I believed them.

Cindy
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I used to believe that condoms were supposed to go over the momma's breasts after childbirth since they always have milk leaking all over the place. Ya, I was about 9 or 10. Boy was I wrong.

Anon
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i used to think a dildo was a method of birth control. a woman would put the dildo, a patch of rubber, over her vaginal opening, and it would stretch as the man ... went inside

maggie
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My parents were quite liberal and they simply told me the truth about sex from an early age, when I asked where babies came from. I remember being shown a children's sex education book with a cartoon of a man and woman copulating. I was already aware of the mechanics of menstruation by the time I was 5 or so, so the sight of a tampon never puzzled me. But for some strange reason my parents never mentioned condoms to me until I was about 14. When I found a condom for the first time I knew it had to do with sex, but it took me several years to figure out how it actually works. During that time I believed you were supposed to swallow it like a pill.

Anon
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For some reason, I always used to think condoms and condiments were the same thing. So whenever someone asked if I'd like any condiments on my hot dog I would just laugh and say no.

Kerry
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I used to believe that water baloons were condoms for animals. Like cats and stuff.

TJ
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I used to think that men wore condoms all the time cuz they were tigh and it made it so their penis didn't show a lump in their pants.

Jeannie
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i used to believe that condoms were balloons.

maya
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I thought that if you continued to masturbate after you started your periods, then you'd get pregnant. I stopped for a whole 3 months!

JC
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I thought condoms was finger rubber gloves! It turns out it wasn't, and when I was a little older, I felt sick to my stomach.

Anon
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when i was little i was at my sisters friends house with her and my sis and my brother and we were outside and i saw a condom laying on the ground and i asked my brother what it was and he said you put it one your thumb when you shoot a gun so u dont get blisters

Anon
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when i was young i woundered what that machine was in the toilet so i asked my dad he told me it was chewing gum . i was disgusted at the price and whent round telling people that the chewgumin the toilet was a rip off

me
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In sex ed, we were talking about condoms, and a student (not me) rasied his hand and said "I know what those are, my parents live in one"

Becca
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I used to think that condoms were extra for "her pleasure" becuase the boxes said stuff like "ribbed for her pleasure."

mypleasure
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When I was 14 I found the rubber finger bandage (that you roll it on your wounded finger to keep bacteria out) in the first-aid kit. I thought they were mini-condoms for men with small penises. I was angry at my 55 years old parents for still having sex at that age. I stomped out of the bathroom with a bunch of those in my hands and told them "I know what these are! I'm throwing those mini-condoms away!" My mom took a really good laugh and told me they are just for her injuried fingers!

Tatiana
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I used to believe that condom machine dispener in restroom at gas station was candy machine that dispenses special rubber candy called "Durex". I brought one and put the red, cherry flavored condom in my mouth. It tasted so good and I chewed for a bit then swallowed it. Years later after I learned what condoms are, I was in a shock that I ate one!

Brent
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when I was younger I used to believe that men had to wear condoms everyday all the time so they would be ready at any time for a lady.

anonymos
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i was maybe 6 or 7 at the time and went looking in my parents drawers because they had hidden my favorite toy. i had stumbled upon something...there were a bunch of colorful "thingies" wrapped up individually. i always thought they were candy, up until about 5th grade, when i learned what a condom was.

Anon
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I once went in my mom's drawers and i found a condom. I thought it was glove with only with one finger. I told somone and they laughed. Then I thought I was gonna get in trouble. I was only like 7.

Anon
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