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Until i was about 11 or so, i used to believe that condoms were articles of clothing. I thought that when someone said to use protection, or wear a condom when u have sex to have safe sex, that meant that they needed to leave on there underwear (boys), and women needed to leave on their panties, cause well, ya know!!!
when i was in health class, they always pushed condoms as one of the surest methods not to get STDs like the dreaded HIV. and i didn't understand how you could get pregnant with one on, so i thought that they would cut a hole in the tip so that the woman would get pregnant, but also not get HIV. but my mom was a nurse so i asked her and she just laughed and then explained it to me. ya...i was like 9...
when i was a kid, I over heard my parents talking about condoms with each other. I asked them what they were and they said they were ballons that a man ties to his penis to trap the sperm. I didnt know what they ment by attached, so i figured that the man ties a string on his penis and fills a balloon with helium. I didnt make much sence
I used to think condoms were just the rim and then elastic latex. I didn't know it had the shape of a penis so I always wondered how men kept condoms on their penises. I thought there was some latch that you hook onto yourself to keep it up.
When I asked about the condom packets sold in stores, my parents told me they were nylons and I believed them.
I used to believe that condoms were supposed to go over the momma's breasts after childbirth since they always have milk leaking all over the place. Ya, I was about 9 or 10. Boy was I wrong.
i used to think a dildo was a method of birth control. a woman would put the dildo, a patch of rubber, over her vaginal opening, and it would stretch as the man ... went inside
My parents were quite liberal and they simply told me the truth about sex from an early age, when I asked where babies came from. I remember being shown a children's sex education book with a cartoon of a man and woman copulating. I was already aware of the mechanics of menstruation by the time I was 5 or so, so the sight of a tampon never puzzled me. But for some strange reason my parents never mentioned condoms to me until I was about 14. When I found a condom for the first time I knew it had to do with sex, but it took me several years to figure out how it actually works. During that time I believed you were supposed to swallow it like a pill.
For some reason, I always used to think condoms and condiments were the same thing. So whenever someone asked if I'd like any condiments on my hot dog I would just laugh and say no.
I used to believe that water baloons were condoms for animals. Like cats and stuff.
I used to think that men wore condoms all the time cuz they were tigh and it made it so their penis didn't show a lump in their pants.
i used to believe that condoms were balloons.
I thought that if you continued to masturbate after you started your periods, then you'd get pregnant. I stopped for a whole 3 months!
I thought condoms was finger rubber gloves! It turns out it wasn't, and when I was a little older, I felt sick to my stomach.
when i was little i was at my sisters friends house with her and my sis and my brother and we were outside and i saw a condom laying on the ground and i asked my brother what it was and he said you put it one your thumb when you shoot a gun so u dont get blisters
when i was young i woundered what that machine was in the toilet so i asked my dad he told me it was chewing gum . i was disgusted at the price and whent round telling people that the chewgumin the toilet was a rip off
In sex ed, we were talking about condoms, and a student (not me) rasied his hand and said "I know what those are, my parents live in one"
I used to think that condoms were extra for "her pleasure" becuase the boxes said stuff like "ribbed for her pleasure."
When I was 14 I found the rubber finger bandage (that you roll it on your wounded finger to keep bacteria out) in the first-aid kit. I thought they were mini-condoms for men with small penises. I was angry at my 55 years old parents for still having sex at that age. I stomped out of the bathroom with a bunch of those in my hands and told them "I know what these are! I'm throwing those mini-condoms away!" My mom took a really good laugh and told me they are just for her injuried fingers!
I used to believe that condom machine dispener in restroom at gas station was candy machine that dispenses special rubber candy called "Durex". I brought one and put the red, cherry flavored condom in my mouth. It tasted so good and I chewed for a bit then swallowed it. Years later after I learned what condoms are, I was in a shock that I ate one!