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I once went in my mom's drawers and i found a condom. I thought it was glove with only with one finger. I told somone and they laughed. Then I thought I was gonna get in trouble. I was only like 7.
I had trouble understanding how a condom stayed on; wouldn't it just roll right off again? I imagined them much like nylon knee-highs, with a little bit of rubber and a scrunchy bit at the top so that it would stay on. I thought this until I was fifteen and a guy friend stuck a green condom in my purse. Later, when I was emptying it out, I got a shock and hid it away for ages so that my parents wouldn't see. Examining it through the package, and reading the side showed me how it actually works. I still have that condom, fully wrapped.
When I was about 6 ,I saw my dad in the bathroom standing over the toilet taking a condom off of his Penis and throwing it in the trash can.I thought it was something he put on to pee in so he didn't have to get up at night.When I went in the bathroom and took it out of the trash,I couldn't understand why daddy's pee was thick and sticky.
When I was little, I found a box of condoms in my parent's bedroom drawers. For some reason I thought it was a pack of cigarattes, and I thought my parents smoked, to my great horror! So the next day I whispered to my sister secretly, sis ...I think mommy or daddy smokes ... Mom overheard us and asked me why would I think that and i said I found the cigarattes in their bedroom. Confused, she asked me to show it to her ..which I did. She snatched them from my hands and just told me quickly they aren't cigarattes ...but never explained what they are. I believed they smoke until a few years ago, talk about embarassment!
When I was five, I saw a used condom in the park. Since there were quite a lot of trees in that particular spot in the park, I also thought that there must have been snakes living there. Putting two and two together, I concluded that condoms were worn by snakes to keep their tails warm, and felt sorry for the poor unfortunate snake that had lost his tail-warmer...
I used to think that some men wore condoms all the time instead of underwear - Like some men wore briefs, some wore boxers, some wore condoms. I also assumed there was a hole in the tip of it so they could go to the bathroom without taking it off.
My friend didn't know what a condom was, (he thought it was some sort of candy), so one day he told his mom, "When you go to the grocery store, could you get me some mint-flavored condoms?" You should have seen the look on his mom's face...
Ok here is the story....when i was about 6 my mom had two condoms in her purse....i foud them and took them out. i had no clue what they were so i open the package. I went to my mom (she was sleep) "Mom can i blow up your balloons?" she mumbled "Yea sure whatever just leave me alone" I was a happy little somebody for a minute. I put my mouth on it and noticed it had a peppermint flavor. Yes, it was peppermint!!!!!!!! I licked it all over and blew it up. 1 hour later my mom sees the comdom package on the floor and i had an older sister she thought it was her she came yelling "What is this" i get up and show her the ballon I blew up "Mommy, Moommy i blew up your balloon. She laughs until this day.........
When I was around 10 I saw an ad on the side of a bus that said "use condoms", but I read it as "used-condoms". So over the years I tried to understand this concept of "used condoms". I imagined it was only in San Francisco(where I saw the ad), maybe it had to do with AIDS, and why does no one else know about "used-condoms"? I saw a news report on condoms being passed out on the street in San Francisco of course I assumed that it had to do with "used-condoms". So as I got older and understood the usage of condoms I could never ever understand WHY I saw a sign that read "used condoms", and I just forced the question to the back of my mind. Untill sometime in my early 20's it surfaced and I realised,"OH- use condoms, NOT used-condoms". I had even started using condoms at the age of 13!, and still couldn't understand why I saw that ad. I laughed my head off!
I used to think that Gas Stations would make you pay for paper towels to dry your hands and the Condom machines where their dispensers. I told my Dad in disbelief. I thought; "How could the Gas Station owners be so cheap." After he finally figured out what I was talking about, he laughed and that spawned "The Talk". Now I know, Paper Towels are expensive and Gas Station owners don't make a lot of money. :)
When I was young and first learned about condoms, I thought that they were made of tin foil. OW!
i used to think that condoms looked like round little plastic circles that was put over the penis and that if it fell off then you would be pregant.
I remember my boyfriend telling me that when he was little (about 6) he thought that a condom was a round creature with little spikes all over it. One time when he was playng on the park some other kid was mean to him so he called him a condom, he parents took him home straight away to show him exactly what a condom was lol.
WHEN I WAS ABOUT 7, I WAS HELPING MY MOM CLEAN MY PARENTS ROOM. I FOUND A CONDOM AND I ASKED HER WHAT IT WAS. SHE WAS HESITANT AND TOLD ME THEY WERE RAT KILLERS. THEN WHEN I WAS 12, I SAW A CONDOM IN ITS WRAPPER AND REALIZED I HAD BEEN LIED TO!
I used to believe that condoms didn't roll out, that you had to unroll them and pull them on, rather than rolling it back.
Well i new what tampons were but like when ever i would hear my odler borther ask my mom for money for condoms i thought that they were like tampons for guys becasue i thought guys got there periods to.i thought that condoms were for guys like tampons. Well i didnt learn what they really werre until i found a boxof condoms and read the paper in there!!!
When I was about 6 I went into a hotel toilet with my mother. It was a fairly posh place and they had bowls set up on the counter next to the plants. The bowls held very nicely wrapped complimentary condoms. With the sweet tooth I still have I immediately thought they were sweets and proceeded to nearly empty one of the bowls into my pocket. Later on while we were driving in the car I whip out one of my lollies and start to unwrap it excited for the free sweets I'd found. My mother nearly had a heart attack then almost died of laughter.
I used to believe tampons go in but they never came out and I aslo belived that condoms were rubber underwear
i used to like to look at everything at hotels and once when i was younger i found a condom in the bible and thought it belonged in there so i put it right back in there
When my brother would go by condoms i thought that guys had period and that is what they used