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when i was younger i found my dads condoms and when i asked what they were i was told they were eye patches so whenever i poked myself in the eye i asked for an eyepatch

brianna
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When i was about 6 my mum and me were sitting on a park bench and i a used condom on the floor, but i thought it was a balloon so i said 'i think some one's had a party here' my mam looked at me shocked because she thought i was using a euphamism for sex before i said 'because theres a balloon on the floor'. i think she was relieved.

Anon
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When I was nine, I found some condoms in my aunt's bedroom. My cousin and I played with them like balloons (Couldn't figure out why they tasted so funny), even though I knew they were for adults. I unrolled one and told my cousin (pointing to the well at the end)that the woman would put them on her breasts so that the man would not get any milk in his mouth.

Lilly
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After my mom's finger was injured, she had to wear these finger bandages that looked like they were made of rubber that you just slip on. (I'm not sure what they were called.) I saw them, and I thought it was something entirely different. When I saw my mom slip it on her finger, I said aloud: "Is that a condom?" With a shocked expression. She got a good laugh out of that.

Bad Vision
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i found condoms in the bathroom when i was 5 and it was right before my b-day party. I decided i'd open one and i did and i thot they were balloons! so i brought them to my mom cuz the hole was to big for me! she still laughs at that

mz-sexibrunette
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When I was 5 I found a box of condoms on my dads bedside table. I asked my mom what they were. She didnt want to have to explain that to a 5 year old so she told me that they were "Daddys Medicine" then when I was 10 my little brother found them and asked what they were. I told him what mom told me "They are daddys medicine" he asked why daddy needed medicine and I told him "I dont know. He must be really sick though because he has been taking it for 5 years" Mom still laughs about it.

Anon
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that condoms where some thing to put on a banana so it did`nt get brown and when i was in the ladys rom i saw that i had a taste so i asked my mom why cant we by one? because i wanted a banana whit flavor: banana

michell
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when I was younger I used to think men had periods too and that condoms were like a men's pad or tampon haha.
also in fifth grade the girls and boys watched this video tape about puberty and the girls got a pad and deoderant. well one boy told me they got condoms in their little aftergift haha. I was shocked to know what it really was later but at the time i was like not ah!

Laur
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When I was 6, I saw a condom on the ground in my neighborhood and my friends told me and my sister not to touch it. Somehow I believed that a condom was a "kingdom" where little people lived, and I wasn't allowed to touch it because I might kill the little civilians who lived in the "kingdom". I brought it up about ten years later, only to find that my sister believed the same thing.

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When I was younger (probably 7 or 8) we didn't know what condoms were. So when my friends and I found a couple used ones in the alley behind their house, we took them.
I vividly recall my friend blowing one of them up like a balloon. We also stretched another one over a pop bottle.
I was disgusted when I learned what a condom was a few years later.

Miranda
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When I was 9y.o. I found an extra large clear balloon in a foil packet in my parents bedroom and thought I'd show off my brilliant find to everyone on my school bus.
Sure enough my friends were impressed until some 12y.o. told everyone on the bus what it really was. I was so embarassed, got off the bus crying and ran home.

To make matters worse the next day the headmaster took the 12yo boy out of class to apologise to me, HOW EMBARASSING AGAIN!!!

Scaussie
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When I was about 7, I knew what a condom was but not how to use it. So I took one from my dad's draw, wondering what you do with it, I put it in my pants and walked about with it. I jumped on my brothers back and it fell out. My dad picked it up and was wondering where it came from and threw it away. Really weird? I thought they were for females lol! I was sooooo stupid. cool.

Gigi from NY
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When I was young, I remember seeing condoms in my father's drawer. My mother told me they were for gas. When I got older, I looked up the word condom in the dictionary and was more curious. I opened the package and was HORRIFIED! I was so scared that my father would find out I buried the condom and the wrapper in the backyard.

Susan
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My parrents were amature coin collectors and one day I decided that I wanted to do that myself. Sadly I started my coin collection with my fathers foil condom and my mom took it away from me and was really upset. Knowing what I know now irks me.

Amy K
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I used to think that condoms were a type of bird because a condor is a type of bird and they sound similar.

Cacaw cacaw LOL
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When my family whent on vacation to a fancy hotel I was only 5 so as you can guess i was running around and whent into the bathroom took a condom and ran in front of everybody and yelled LOOK... FREE BALLOONS!!

Balloon Boy
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hi i used to believe that comdoms were eadible i found one and put it in my my mum walked in and asked me what on earth was i doing. i felt so stupid and embarised especialy when my older sister came in and started laughing at me

Jonathon Dale
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When I was around 9 I was at my 15 year old baby sitter's house looking threw her jewelry box. There was a little round blue thing in it so I asked her what it was and she told me it was a condom. I was like, well what's a condom? And she wouldn't tell me! So I got really mad and I was like, well I'll just go look it up in the dictionary... I couldn't find it in there and I asked my dad. He got really angry and wouldn't tell me either.

I was so confused why no one would tell me... because I thought it had something to do with a CONDO. Like maybe that's what the keys were or something!

Jessica
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I went to Florida when I was in my early twenties. I saw what I thought were a bunch of used, blue condoms on the beach and I was disgusted with the lack of hygiene. But it turned out that they were jellyfish.

Weezie
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I used to believe conoms were to put on your dick, and stick in the woman, then slip the dick (not the condom) out and leave it in the woman. I thought it would stop diseases or sicknesses to the woman. I thought it gave them vitamins. THen one day my sis explained what sex and condoms were.

Bri from ny
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