condoms

When I was around 9 I was at my 15 year old baby sitter's house looking threw her jewelry box. There was a little round blue thing in it so I asked her what it was and she told me it was a condom. I was like, well what's a condom? And she wouldn't tell me! So I got really mad and I was like, well I'll just go look it up in the dictionary... I couldn't find it in there and I asked my dad. He got really angry and wouldn't tell me either.

I was so confused why no one would tell me... because I thought it had something to do with a CONDO. Like maybe that's what the keys were or something!

Jessica

I went to Florida when I was in my early twenties. I saw what I thought were a bunch of used, blue condoms on the beach and I was disgusted with the lack of hygiene. But it turned out that they were jellyfish.

Weezie

I used to believe conoms were to put on your dick, and stick in the woman, then slip the dick (not the condom) out and leave it in the woman. I thought it would stop diseases or sicknesses to the woman. I thought it gave them vitamins. THen one day my sis explained what sex and condoms were.

Bri from ny

when i was 5 i found a weird balloon in my beside my mum and dads bed. i tried to blow it up only to my embarasment my mum came in to find my with a condom in my mouth!!!

Anon

When i was 5, i found condoms in my parents room. For some reason i thought they were water balloons and so i took the lot and filled them with water and started throwing them at my siblings. My dad caught me but never explained to me what they ever were, maybe because i was too young to understand.

rk

we were sitting on the couch and my friends had bought a box of condoms as a joke so we opend one and my best friend opened one and blurted out "do they put there balls in here too"

stupid

When i saw a packet of condom in my parents' bedroom, i actually thought it was a packet of sweet!

June

I used to think that a condom was a electric chip that a man put on the tip of his penis in order to not have a baby.

Dumbass

when i was 5 i found a condom under my dads bed and i thought it was a special plaster for a boy penis but i fluushed it down the toilet

Anon

I was watching a movie when I was little (5 or 6), with my dad, and a female character took off her coat, and underneath it was a purple bra and underwear. The male character looked at her and said something about a condom. When I asked my daad about this, he said it was something that men slip on thier "hotdogs" that looked like a rubber. Until I was 12, I thought a rubber looked something like an inflated rubber float that you wear to the pool when you can't swim. How could that fit on a hotdog without being crushed, and why would a woman want a hotdog, and a thick piece on rubber in her anyways? I imagined the man and woman all ready to have sex, and the man would put a rubber,clear kiddie pool float on a hotdog, and pump the woman with it... man I was stupid

Loren- from sub condements

When I was very young I thought you placed a condom only on the tip of you penis. I could not understand how it would not work its way lose during intercourse.

Anon

I used to think that condoms were little circles that girls would put in their vagina to stop from getting pregnant (somehow), since when my friend Niz showed me a packaged one, it looked like a little circle covered in plastic. One day I saw a commercial for condoms, and it was a long tube-like thing, so I asked Niz about it. She looked at me strangly, and said, "No, these are for guys. They fold out, and guys put them on their...y'know, dick", And I felt REALLY stupid.

Melissa

when i was yungr we were in france and i was bi the ping pong table and i thought i found a balloon on the floor, i shouted to my mum but she stood der staring latr i found out it was a comdom! cringe

anon