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when i was 5 i found a weird balloon in my beside my mum and dads bed. i tried to blow it up only to my embarasment my mum came in to find my with a condom in my mouth!!!
one time when i was just a baby my mom took me for a walk in the park with my sister who was about 4 at the time. as we were walking my sister runs and picks up a condom that was lying on the ground and screams "LOOK MOM! A BALLOON!"
I was rummaging through my father's "special" drawer when I was about 12 years old, and came across his stash of Fourex condoms. I was pretty intelligent, and read the box. It explained that the condoms were made of natural sheep skin. Well, having put 2 and 2 together, the only conclusion I could come to was that the company took the skin off of a ram's penis and rolled them up. What do you expect from a 12 year-old? It never occurred to me that the men wanting sex and using condoms would WAAAAAAY outnumber the amount of ram's awaiting death at the slaughterhouse.
When i was 5, i found condoms in my parents room. For some reason i thought they were water balloons and so i took the lot and filled them with water and started throwing them at my siblings. My dad caught me but never explained to me what they ever were, maybe because i was too young to understand.
When I was nine I found some condom's in my dad's briefcase... I thought they were drugs. For a while I was afraid he was going to die from them...
we were sitting on the couch and my friends had bought a box of condoms as a joke so we opend one and my best friend opened one and blurted out "do they put there balls in here too"
i used to believe that a condom was a body part. In elementary school, one of the boys said that there was a condom on the floor so i thought that some kid lost it and had to be rushed to the hospital.
When I was little I remember going to a public toilet with my dad and asking what the vending machine on the wall sold. He said "Err...chewing gum". I was so upset that he wouldn't buy me a packet, so many nice flavours, strawberry, banana, chocolate. It was only a few years later that I found out lolipops would perhaps have been a better description for them!
Yes, flavoured condoms!
When i saw a packet of condom in my parents' bedroom, i actually thought it was a packet of sweet!
I used to think that a condom was a electric chip that a man put on the tip of his penis in order to not have a baby.
when i was 5 i found a condom under my dads bed and i thought it was a special plaster for a boy penis but i fluushed it down the toilet
I was watching a movie when I was little (5 or 6), with my dad, and a female character took off her coat, and underneath it was a purple bra and underwear. The male character looked at her and said something about a condom. When I asked my daad about this, he said it was something that men slip on thier "hotdogs" that looked like a rubber. Until I was 12, I thought a rubber looked something like an inflated rubber float that you wear to the pool when you can't swim. How could that fit on a hotdog without being crushed, and why would a woman want a hotdog, and a thick piece on rubber in her anyways? I imagined the man and woman all ready to have sex, and the man would put a rubber,clear kiddie pool float on a hotdog, and pump the woman with it... man I was stupid
When I was little, I discovered condoms (still in their wrappers) in my parents' bathroom and naturally had to ask my mother. She just told me it was to prevent making a baby. I assumed from the way the looked, they went on the woman's breasts during sex and somehow prevented a baby. I didn't know the basics of sex at that time...
When I was very young I thought you placed a condom only on the tip of you penis. I could not understand how it would not work its way lose during intercourse.
when i was about 7 or 8, i went in my brother's room, and he was around 19...and i found this box, with Lots of condoms in it...packed in their rappers...and i opened one, and i blew it up..and i ran around the house shaking it, and holding it up high..i was very proud of my red balloon..i remember it was red...and then my dad came, and took it away from me. later he told my brother something..and then my bro didn't talk to me for 1 full day
I used to think that condoms were little circles that girls would put in their vagina to stop from getting pregnant (somehow), since when my friend Niz showed me a packaged one, it looked like a little circle covered in plastic. One day I saw a commercial for condoms, and it was a long tube-like thing, so I asked Niz about it. She looked at me strangly, and said, "No, these are for guys. They fold out, and guys put them on their...y'know, dick", And I felt REALLY stupid.
when i was yungr we were in france and i was bi the ping pong table and i thought i found a balloon on the floor, i shouted to my mum but she stood der staring latr i found out it was a comdom! cringe
i used to belive that condoms were for making babies!
I had a friend who sang a song that included the line 'stick your willy in a condom'. I knew about willies, but not condoms, so when I got home I looked it up in the dictionary, and somehow read the definition for 'condor' (I assume), so for years I thought that's what men had to do. Like, every day.
I used to think condoms were some sort of cork that you stuck in the little hole. I think I believed this for longer I should've.