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i used to belive that condoms were for making babies!
I had a friend who sang a song that included the line 'stick your willy in a condom'. I knew about willies, but not condoms, so when I got home I looked it up in the dictionary, and somehow read the definition for 'condor' (I assume), so for years I thought that's what men had to do. Like, every day.
I used to think condoms were some sort of cork that you stuck in the little hole. I think I believed this for longer I should've.
Once I was at a movie theatre with my mom. I asaw a condom on the ground and said mom! A one fingered glove! Can I have it?! She said no, and explained it. I felt like a dummy...
one time when i was little (4-5) i was searching for x-mas presents and in my dads drawer i found a box of condoms i imediatly thought they were ballons and took them to my dad to blow them up for me. He told me they are special ballons for mummys and daddys.
for the next 2 years or so i thought all parents trained to be ballon art sculptors. and unfortunatly i asked my dad to make a horse for me out of one of them. i still shudder every now and them
I used to get Durex mixed up with Dulux. I thought Durex Condoms were something you kept paint in...
I used to think condoms were what males wore to keep their "privates" warm during winter.
until i was 42 i always thought condoms were balloons that guys put in girls butts because thats what my friend kristy told me.
i used to believe that condoms stopped a mans wee getting out while having sex.
When I was little, my rarely saw my parents kiss, or hug, or have any type of physical contact. This was not because they disliked each other or had a bad relationship, but because they were like any other normal, Asian parents. So one day, when I stumbled into my mom and dad's closet and found a box of condoms, I was incredibly confused. I used to think that perhaps my dad wore the condoms everyday to protect himself from getting raped by other, nasty women. I refused or never really believed that my parents who *gasp* ever have sex together.
i used to believe that condoms were made out of bird skins and it would be nice and soft like silk
i sued to believe that condoms were used as balloons. *heehee*
When I was little, I thought a condom was a hotdog cooker. Well one day I decided to put a hotdog in the condom, and the condom in the microwave. Lets just say heat and rubber don't mix well.( the plastic stuff melted.)
Once, as a teenager I had my cousins over. As they were snooping in my room they found a few condoms I had picked up from a concert earlier in the year. My 9 year old cousin looked at it puzzlingly and said " OH, I know what these are! These are those wee-wee protectors aren't they? To hold in the white stuff?" I couldn't help but laugh.
I had a teenage cousin that I thought was the coolest guy in the world. He had a poster on the back of his door showing a woman in a nurses uniform holding an unrolled condom (I think it was an ad poster to convince people to use condoms).
Anyway, my mother is a nurse and I immediately thought that to use a condom it had to be put on you by a nurse!
Once my friend and my brother where in our town's public swimming pool and my brother found a condom floating around. We thought it was a balloon but when our friend's father saw my brother holding it he freaked out and said to stop touching it. We aske what it was but he told us to ask our parents which we never did. Were about 10 and decided against asking mom since we figured it had to be bad due to the reaction from my friend's dad.
wen i was yunger i alwasy thought that u used a condom by the man blowin it up and puttin it into the ladys vergina, i also thought that an orgasm was a living thing, i now realise i got mixed up with an organism! im glad i no better now hehehe
Some moron stuck an unwrapped, still rolled condom in my lunch box in middle school. I knew what they were, theoretically, but didn't realize they came lubricated. I concluded that this one, being all slimy, was used. Along with being completely grossed out, I decided that guys must have to roll them back off like pantyhose when they were done. I didn't get straightened out on this until almost my 21st birthday. :)
When I was in 7th grade, I was in my best friend's mother's car with my best friend Kelsea (also in 7th grade) and her brother Alex. Kelsea was nervous about taking the sex-education class that would be coming in a week or two and asked her mom if it's true that they teach you to put a condom on a banana. Her mom explianed that they probably don't and that it was just something that you see in movies. About 5 minutes later, when we were well off the subject, 8 year old Alex asked "mom, what's a "condomon"?". It was hilarious... we laugh about it to this day!
I watched a lot of cartoons as a kid, and some of the older cartoons make references to "rubbers." I always thought they meant rubber galoshes, so when a cousin finally explained that men wore rubbers during sex, I couldn't help but wonder what use galoshes were.