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I saw the coneheads. I was too young to know about condoms or anything involving sex. I just thought that whenever the coneheads chewed the condom it would blow up that way.
I was just afraid of these. I was 13 when I first saw it,which I got from under my uncles bed.Actually I took it because of the nacked mphotograph on the packet. But was so afraid to put it on though read the intructions that I threw it. But now I carry a packet always because I am a social worker for HIV/AIDS education.
This isn't my moment, but my mother's-
My mom's club was planning on providing a BBQ, and everyone was assigned what to bring. Well, in the middle of it all, my mom said "I'll bring the condoms!" when she really meant condoments. The boys hooted and laughed, I still don't think she lived that one down. lol
When I Was Younger, I Used To Believe That Condoms Were Nasty Tasting, Greasy, Individually Wrapped, Gigantic Balloons.
This isn't my moment but it's another friends.
We were learning sex ed in about fourth grade, and the teacher was explaining about condoms. My friend misunderstood and thought the guy puts a plastic bag, like from a grocery store, on his thing! We were trying not to laugh so hard.
my neighbor and i were playing barbie dolls at her house. i only had a couple, and only one ken, so we always played with her ken dolls. my barbie and her barbie were talking because they were about to go out on "dates" with some foxy kens, and her doll asked me if i had "taken my condoms yet". i had no idea what she was talking about, so she told me that condoms were pills you had to take before you went on dates. i really didnt think much of this...
When I was younger I was watching the first Austin Powers and I asked my mom what a condom was. She told me it was a balloon that a man puts on his tool to keep the woman from getting pregnant. Little did I know this "balloon" wasn't supposed to be inflated. Wow was that naive. For years I wondered how a man fit his tool in a woman with a big balloon on it.
hehehhehe...........once I saw a condom machine in the bathroom My dad said it was a balloon so I asked if i could have one and he said 'no' so I threw a tartum until in 7th grade i found out the truth when a sex ed. techer handed out the condom
I used to masturbate when I was real young (I guess I didn't really know what it was, something to do with sex, and it felt good) and when I first learned about AIDS and HIV, and that you could catch it without using condoms I freaked, thinking that *I* might have AIDS cos I had "sex" or whatever and didn't use protection! Now of course I know all about it... I think....
i thought that condoms were glass....
thanks to the movie "Coneheads" i thought bubble gum made condoms..
When I was in grade six, I knew a little bit about puberty and sex and all that other stuff (my mom had told me "where babies came from" when I was only four years old, and she'd bought me a book about puberty when I was ten), but I still wasn't exactly sure what condoms were, or what they were for. So one day, at school, I asked my friend Lisa what a condom was, and she said "The man puts it over his dinky before sex so the woman doesn't get pregnant." Then she proceeded to scuplt one out of plasticene for my edification, by making a plasticene "log" and sticking her finger in it to make it hollow. So, for a while, I believed that condoms were either hard plastic devices that the man stuck his thing into, or sort of like a rubber "sock" for the man's thing. I was shocked when I first saw one in a package, lol.
when i was about eight my brother showed me a condom and he blew it up. so ofcourse i thought it was a balloon
and when he gave it to me i took it into my dad and said look a balloon.
He was so embarresed when he had to explain to me what it was. I really hated my brother after that.
When I was about or 7 I overheard my mom, who works in a medical office, talking about the free flavored condoms they had recieved at work. One day, while at her office, I saw the condoms and thought they looked an awful lot like gum. I believed that a boy and girl would each chew on one while having sex. That was until I was 10 and was taught how they were reall used in sex education. Boy did I feel stupid.
Last week, a boy blew up a condom on the school bus home, he brought it downstairs and gave it to one of the younger kids.
He took it thinking it was a normal balloon. When he saw the lubrication, he thought it was spilt milk on the balloon. He is rather fond of milk, so he licked it off.
He looked round at me and my friends with a screwed up look on his face, then asked 'Why does this milk taste so discusting!?'
All of us were in knots of laughter, then took the rest of the bus journey to explain the whole story of what the 'balloon' was and what it was used for. He was extrememly embarrassed when he found out it was lubrication he had licked!
i used to think that a condom was a rubberu mitten so onc i put one on because i found one in my BROTHERS cabinet, but later when i found out what it was...oh man!
Once in the second grade, I saw a "balloon on the school ground at recess. I ran towards it, and started blowing on it. Being curious my other friends followed me. One of the girls called the teacher... Come to find out it was a condom. Til this day nobody knows if I actually blew on it. Which I did. OH! The shame!
When I was in grade 4, me and my friend were walking up to his house after school. We saw this pole with white out on it or somthing and my friend said that it was a condom and that a man painted it on ther penis before having sex so the girl wouldent have a baby. I believed that until i found a condom wrapper and opend it up and saw that it was like a baloon. but thats a nother story.
I used to believe that whenever I saw a condom on the street...I used to believe that two people had actually had sex on the pavement and just left the condom there!
My friend once put a condom on a school trip and thought he was a homosexual. Unfotunatley he said he couldnt get it off so all day he was walking round with a condom on saying it gave him a warm sensation