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i used to think condoms were for your ears!
Until I was about 10 years old, I used to believe that a condom was a type of lollipop!
i used to think that condoms were rubber circles and i never knew how they stayed on
when i was about 7 or 8 the first time i saw a condom was at the monster trucks. when i first saw it, it looked like a balloon so i went and picked it up. my mom saw me and told me to put it down because it wasnt a balloon then later on told me that it was a condom.
I used to believe that condoms were thin sheets of rubber that once put on the penis would stretch out to cover the entire shaft. Well i missed the condom section in our sex ed class and had to find out the real way, when one was put on me, what a shock huh!
when i was younger i was being babysat by my uncle and his girlfriend, i went into my parents room and found a used condom in their night table, so i picked it up and went to ask what it was, well they tried beating around the bush until my parents got home, later that night my mom had to make up something because my curious mind was not about to drop the subject, she told me it was for daddy when he went on overnight fishing trips and they wore them to pee in .. i was upset later to find out what it really was in life
When I was 9 I had been to a service station and my friend bought something out of the machines in the toilets. He then proceeded to spend four quid on these things, opening them and trying to fathom what they were. When we got back on the bus, he managed to unroll them and when we got to france, he tryed to blow one up to put at the end of his bed. He blew up the other one and hung it at the end of my bed. I just thought that they were balloons And I thought I would jopin in the fun and we had blowing up competitions. They both burst in the end but it wasn't until three years later I found out we did Swex education we learned what they were used for. My fried was sick.
I was out for a meal on my birthday with my two young sons and my husband. It was just before xmas and the restaurant was full.We were enjoying a meal but the music was loud, my 5 yr old son wanted the toilet so my husband took him. When they came back my son was trying to tell me somwthing, it was hard to hear due to the noise,. I asked him to speak up, so he shouted at the top of his voice ( just as the music went off) " I DIDNT THINK DADDY LIKED CHEWING GUM!, BUT HES BOUGHT SOME OUT OF THE MACHINE IN THE TOILETS, HE SAID ITS FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY!" Needless to say i was on the floor laughing and so was the rest of the restaurant, we also got a round of applause and a happy birthday song!
I used to think that condoms were those special balloons clowns manipulate, turning them into poodles and such
I USE TO THINK CONDOMS WERE JUST FANCY BALLOONS THAT YOU COULD CARRY ABOUT WITH YOU AND NOT WORRY ABOUT GETTING ANY LENT ON THEM . iT THAT WEIRD!!!!
i used to think that condoms were really just funky shaped ballons/water ballons so me and my little sister used to blow them up or fill them up with water until i was like 10 and really found out what they were for!
I got sooo embaressed when i found out
I used to believe that restaurants carried
condoms so one day I pulled up and said your sign says you have condiments upon request so can I have an extra large.
I used to believe that condoms went into the vagina, and after sex, you would take it out. I also that i was the only one who knew how to masterbate.
I used to believe that condoms were like clown suits because I was watching the tv 1 day and I saw this man in a suit so i asked my mom what it was and she said a man in a condom.
Well this is actually about my little brother. About 2 years ago we were at the park near my house. He picked up a used condom he found on the ground note he was only 6 and started to put it to his mouth. I told him to stop he was really pissed because i would not let him blow up the balloon. He said he would tell on me and went to tell my parents. My dad laughed for like ten seconds then my mom gave him the stop incouraging him look. My dad told him to throw it away and wash his hads. we did not tell him what it was and he stayed pissed off for around 3 days that we wouldnt let him use the "balloon". He found out that it was a condom earlier last year when my whore of a neighbors told him. They are only ten and he is now eght at that point they were 9 and he was 7. He is now best friends with thim and like totaly their pimp.
I used to think that condoms looked like popsicle sticks.
I used to find condom wrappers under my parents bed and I always thought that they were the stridex face wipes.I never knew the truth until I was about 12:-D lmao
when i was little, i always thought a condom was something like a pin that a man would wear. i was watching this tv show and then after the woman got raped, the police asked her if the man was "wearing" a condom. i finally found out what a condom was after i learned about sex and i put the whole condom, sex thing together.
When I was younger, about 5-years old, I was at a drug store and I saw something peculiar. They were in boxes below a sign that I could not read. To my small brain it looked like a ring-like bandaid. I thought you put it on the tip of your finger, roll it up, and it acted like a finger-glove or a tourniquet. They seemed like a childrens toy because they came in so many colors! Was I surprised when I learned to read later on in life!
I used to think that a condom was similar to a nicotine patch, you could just stick it to your arm and you wouldn't get pregnant!