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I used to think that a condom was similar to a nicotine patch, you could just stick it to your arm and you wouldn't get pregnant!
i used 2 think that condoms were like a big cannonball thing and wen any1 used them i thought they wanted 2 kill themselves
my mum, my little sister (who was 8 at the time) and I (who was 13) were in a public girls washroom at the mall, when my sister saw a vendor for flavoured condoms. there was a picture on it of an ice cream cone. she pointed at it and said to me, "can i have a quarter to buy an ice cream?" i laughed about that incident the whole day, you should have seen the colour of red my mums face turned. haha
one of the guys i go to school with came to school with the massave clear water balloon. everyone kept telling him that it was a condom, but he was like "no its not, i found it in my brothers sock drawer!".... hmmm... i wonder why...
We were attempting to sell our house and we had people over that were looking at the house. A while after they left I was just playing minding my own business and I found a condom that was in the wrapper (unopened) on my couch. I didn't know what a condom was and I picked it up and started moving it around inside the wrapper. After a while I went to my dad and said "Dad, the lady who looked at our house left a tiny little hat in a package on the couch" My dad informed me that it was probably not the ladies and more likely my brothers and then he told me what it was and what it was for. I was disgusted.
when i was little i had found a condom in my brother's room and thought it was a balloon. so i filled it with water and it kept on getting bigger.
when i was little,it was my job to empty the garbage cans,including the one in my parents' bathroom. in the garbage,i would find condoms,but i didnt know they were condoms,i thought they were like dispoable nylons or pantyhose-ish stuff for my mom. well one night,i was going through my moms bed-stand and i saw a box of condoms.i asked what they were and my mom opened one up and showed me. and then i said "oh,so thats what i keep finding in the garbage..."
when my mate was in playschool they were asked to bring in somthing red and she found a red condom in her parent room and she took it in and told every 1 that it was a clowns bollon then the teacher took it off her
Until I was about 13 (I was a naive and overprotected child) I thought that men got up in the morning and put on their new clean condom everyday just like they put on their underwear. That way they had it on when they were ready to have sex.
When i was at spencer's gifts i asked my dad whats a condom and he said, well son, you know those things the make somone look like he or she is bald? One of those... Then i said... DADDY! YOU HAVE ONE ON RIGHT NOW!? I was 8 at the time. (13 now)
when i was little i used to think the way to use a condom was to blow it up adn put it next to the bed on the night stand like a balloon on a string and it would protect you by lettin out a gass that you could breath and when the balloon was out of air you would be done having sex
When I was young, me and my friend David would ride our bikes behind a closed down warehouse. There were about three or four condoms in the back of the warehouse. we used to think they were Jellyfish and we would poke them with sticks.
one time I am one one on my sister's teddy bears hand and I thought it was soposed to be a bear holding a balloon but I was wrong when I saw my sister and her boy friend it was gross and come to think of it was purple and tased like grape
My friend was once in CVS with her mom and was wandering around the store. She saw a package with 4 little round things in it, and assumed they were little lipglosses because they said "strawberry flavored" on them. She brought them to her mom and asked her if she could buy them for her, let's just say my friend didn't read the packaging well enough...
my uncle was about 5 and he found a condom in his dads dressor. he took it to school for show and tell and said it was a "crayon holder".
i used to believe a rubber johnny was a man named johnny who was made out of rubber until i said i think i have saw a rubber johnny !!!!!!!!!!
my friend then told me it was a condom!!
When I was little I knew that condoms were used for having sex. But I never knew how they would fit it over their entire bodies...
I used to think condoms were bubble gum... After mike moved out. I was cleaning the house and found several condoms. My mom told me to throw them away. I did. But a week later I wished Would have kept the condoms and used them for bubble gum.
P.S. They werent used condoms. Just making sure you know
I knew that condoms were apparati to trap semen so it doesn't go into the woman's uterus where the sperm meets the egg and that's where it begins.
However, I thought that condoms were hard plastic penis molds custom-made to make a man's penis fit snugly tight into it. It sure trapped the semen inside the hard plastic.
So we went to one of my friend's uncle's house and looked in his drawers. I was so disappointed that I couldn't find the alleged penis mold called a condom. I just saw some packets in one of the drawers, thinking they were pills. Later, my friend looked into the same drawer and yelled "BINGO! There they are!" I said to myself, "That's what a condom is? But it's so small that it can fit in that small packet!?" Was I so embarrased out of ignorance!
I once found a condom in a trashcan at school. I thought it was a balloon, and I blew it up in front of the class.