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It was my boyfriends birthday party and we were looking for ballons and couldn't find any, so we asked his little sister if sheknew where any where, she said yes and ran back to his room and grabbed some condoms....lol, I GUESS SHE THOUGHT THEY WERE BALLONS

AP
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I used to tell my parents all the time that when I grew up I was going to live in a Condom. Not realizing that the correct abbreviation was CONDO, not condom.

Anon
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I once walked into my parents' bedroom (no, this isn't going where you think it is!) and saw that my mother had left a box on the bed, marked "Oral Contraceptives."

For a while, I became convinced that a woman could get pregnant by giving a man a blowjob, and she had to take oral contraceptives to prevent pregnancy.

Walks-the-Umbra
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My brother and I were watching TV (about 7 and 5 at the time) when a condom commercial came on.I remember my mom rushing from the kitchen to the living room to see if we had any questions. After a few minutes she asked us if we knew what a condom was. I said that it's something the boy puts on when he kisses a girl so they won't get sick. When she turned to my brother he said:"Don't worry mom! I'll wear it all over my body so I'll be safe even if the girl touches my hand!!!"

Go Figure
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I thought that a condom was a person who had a penis at the front and a vagina at the back, and a man and a woman could have sex with the condom if they wanted to stay virgins...

Hannah
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I used to belive that my parent condoms were ballons is special wrappers

Anon
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when i was realy young, i used to think all of sex was deep kissing while nude, and that condoms went on the tongue of the man to prevent the woman from becoming pregnant -- i could never figure out why only men could wear condoms for the longest time.

eL
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I used to think that condoms were just "willy warmers" and that they were woollen like a tea cosy and used to prevent the penis from getting cold and falling off

Monkey
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