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When I was very young and was told that people used rubbers so they could make love and not make a baby I thought on;a very "sick" thing to do and not done by nice people. When I grew upI I I used them just like everybody else.
when my brother and i were kids (around 8 yrs old), there used to be this keychain in our home's odds and ends drawer that interested us so. there was a condom inside the clear plastic with the words, "break in case of emergency." one time, my brother did finally break it and showed it to me. when my mom saw the unwrapped condom, she had my dad deal with the situation. first my dad asked us what we thought a condom was for. my answer: it's a magic barf bag with the same purpose as the ones you see in the pocket in front of your seat in an airplane. my brother's idea: some kind of magical oxygen mask which people with asthma use just like the brown paper bag. notice how we both thought it was magical? i hated knowing what a condom really was for afterwards.
I used to take my dad's condoms thinking they were balloons. I'd blow them up and wonder why they tasted so bad. The most awkward thing was when my 15 year old cousin came by and I took him to blow up condoms.
when i was little i was looking for something under my parents sink and i found about 30 condoms and it was the day before my birthday and i ran into the kitchen where my parents were and told them look i found some balloons for my party!
i used to think that condoms were gum and i tried to buy one once when i was about 8!
i used to think that condoms where baloons, when I found one under my parents bed I took it to school and blew it up in front of the class! I was13
When I was little, I was taught by my fouth grade teacher that if I didn't know what a work ment to annalyze it, and try to figure out what it meant from that.
Well one day, my friend Mercedes asked me what a condom was. She'd over heard her parents the night before, but was too embarrased to tell me.
So we sat down, and used our teachers method to try and figure out what it ment. This is what we came up with.
Con- A crook, robber, theif. Like A girl named Natasha in our class.
Dom - We miss spelled this and thought it was Dumb... so - an idiot, someone with no sense, someone who's stupid.
So when we but it together we ened up with this:
Comdon: A stupid crook!
The next day, I got into a big fight with that Natasha girl. So, I thought I would be smart and yelled. 'NATASHA YOUR A CONDOM!'
Lets just say lunchtime wasn't spent outside that day...
I used to think "condom" was short for "condominium", so one day I told my mom that I wanted to live in a condom when I grew up.
when i firts heard about women's condoms i though they had to be strached all aorund her. i think i was 9
One day my friend and I snuck into the boys bathroom. There wa a condom machine so we each put in a dollar and got our condoms. After we got them, we read packet and we saw that they were flavored, but we had no clue what they were. My brave friend opened up the little packet, took a lick, and said "this is good!" so we both came out of the bathroom sucking on them and our mothers caught us. hehe.
i saw a condom packet on the internet and thought that its one of those wipes they use to clean stuff. I thought that you wipe your penis with it before having sex!
i used to think that condoms were like little cute hats you put on your head when u had sex... so when i found one i tried to put it on my head. now i know better and i use one when i make love with my wife
For some reason, I used to think that a 'condom' was a kind of hairstyle. No idea why.
when i was about 6-7 i found a condom in my bed and i asked my mom what it is she told me that it was something you put on your nose when your playing dress ups so you can look like an elephant. so about a week later me and two friends were playing dress ups at one of their houses. i wanted to have the best dress up so i went and asked my friends mom for a condom. i think her mom talked to mine about that cos not long after she told me what it is
When I was a young boy just learing about sex, I thought a man and woman "did it" only whwn they wanted a baby. I was totally shocked when I found out they made condoms so they could make love for pleasure and not make babies. I thought condoms were used only by very naughty persons, that is until I hrew up and used them myself when I married.
I used to beleive my name was condom. When my sister taught me how to spell my name she spelt it c-o-n-d-o-m. When I got lost in the supermarket, I wrote my name on a piece of paper and asked the man to put a call out for my mother. Needless to say he thought I was joking.
When I was 8 I was a pretty smart child. I understood almost everything and I knew alot about sex and all that. I overheard people talkin bout putting condoms on their cocks. I thought they meant chickens and supposed it was somethin like an umbrella. when my mum asked me infront of a very jelaous cousin whatīs a condom I said: Itīs a chickens umbrella.
When we were in 8th grade, there was this kid, which I feel terrible about now, but none of us liked him and he was quite slow. One day while our class was in the library we went up to him with a condom and told him it was bubble gum. He placed it in his month and chewed it and blew a bubble! It was mean looking back on it now, but still makes me laugh too.
When I was little I believed tampongs was condoms. So I thougt that intead of gummy people used papir (witch is in tampong) under sex. I used to think that was very creepy, since it would be a lot of tiny papir around the bed after the sex.
When I was younger, I thought that condoms were ment to blow them up..After that, the woman should put the condom inside her, so she got pregnant. Then she could carry the baby inside her, with the condom inside for 9 months!