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I used to take my dad's condoms thinking they were balloons. I'd blow them up and wonder why they tasted so bad. The most awkward thing was when my 15 year old cousin came by and I took him to blow up condoms.
when i was little i was looking for something under my parents sink and i found about 30 condoms and it was the day before my birthday and i ran into the kitchen where my parents were and told them look i found some balloons for my party!
i used to think that condoms were gum and i tried to buy one once when i was about 8!
i used to think that condoms where baloons, when I found one under my parents bed I took it to school and blew it up in front of the class! I was13
When I was little, I was taught by my fouth grade teacher that if I didn't know what a work ment to annalyze it, and try to figure out what it meant from that.
Well one day, my friend Mercedes asked me what a condom was. She'd over heard her parents the night before, but was too embarrased to tell me.
So we sat down, and used our teachers method to try and figure out what it ment. This is what we came up with.
Con- A crook, robber, theif. Like A girl named Natasha in our class.
Dom - We miss spelled this and thought it was Dumb... so - an idiot, someone with no sense, someone who's stupid.
So when we but it together we ened up with this:
Comdon: A stupid crook!
The next day, I got into a big fight with that Natasha girl. So, I thought I would be smart and yelled. 'NATASHA YOUR A CONDOM!'
Lets just say lunchtime wasn't spent outside that day...
I used to think "condom" was short for "condominium", so one day I told my mom that I wanted to live in a condom when I grew up.
when i firts heard about women's condoms i though they had to be strached all aorund her. i think i was 9
One day my friend and I snuck into the boys bathroom. There wa a condom machine so we each put in a dollar and got our condoms. After we got them, we read packet and we saw that they were flavored, but we had no clue what they were. My brave friend opened up the little packet, took a lick, and said "this is good!" so we both came out of the bathroom sucking on them and our mothers caught us. hehe.
i saw a condom packet on the internet and thought that its one of those wipes they use to clean stuff. I thought that you wipe your penis with it before having sex!
i used to think that condoms were like little cute hats you put on your head when u had sex... so when i found one i tried to put it on my head. now i know better and i use one when i make love with my wife
For some reason, I used to think that a 'condom' was a kind of hairstyle. No idea why.
when i was about 6-7 i found a condom in my bed and i asked my mom what it is she told me that it was something you put on your nose when your playing dress ups so you can look like an elephant. so about a week later me and two friends were playing dress ups at one of their houses. i wanted to have the best dress up so i went and asked my friends mom for a condom. i think her mom talked to mine about that cos not long after she told me what it is
When I was a young boy just learing about sex, I thought a man and woman "did it" only whwn they wanted a baby. I was totally shocked when I found out they made condoms so they could make love for pleasure and not make babies. I thought condoms were used only by very naughty persons, that is until I hrew up and used them myself when I married.
I used to beleive my name was condom. When my sister taught me how to spell my name she spelt it c-o-n-d-o-m. When I got lost in the supermarket, I wrote my name on a piece of paper and asked the man to put a call out for my mother. Needless to say he thought I was joking.
When I was 8 I was a pretty smart child. I understood almost everything and I knew alot about sex and all that. I overheard people talkin bout putting condoms on their cocks. I thought they meant chickens and supposed it was somethin like an umbrella. when my mum asked me infront of a very jelaous cousin whatīs a condom I said: Itīs a chickens umbrella.
When we were in 8th grade, there was this kid, which I feel terrible about now, but none of us liked him and he was quite slow. One day while our class was in the library we went up to him with a condom and told him it was bubble gum. He placed it in his month and chewed it and blew a bubble! It was mean looking back on it now, but still makes me laugh too.
When I was little I believed tampongs was condoms. So I thougt that intead of gummy people used papir (witch is in tampong) under sex. I used to think that was very creepy, since it would be a lot of tiny papir around the bed after the sex.
When I was younger, I thought that condoms were ment to blow them up..After that, the woman should put the condom inside her, so she got pregnant. Then she could carry the baby inside her, with the condom inside for 9 months!
When I was younger and me and my mom and/or dad went to the store I would always, in some way or the other, try to get them to buy me some candy. (I realize I was a pain in the ass) One day my mother and I went into a gasstation. (I was about 6-7yo) We had been there many times before, but they had rearranged the shelves and counters. I had for some time noticed the special candy that was hanging way up on the wall, behind the counter, but now the were moved down just in my height and reach. Strawberry, banana and the one I had my eyes on; licoricecandy! I took it down and wanted my poor old mum to buy it for me. I didn't quite understand the reaction from my mom and the girl behind the counter, but it was a mixture of embarassment, amusement and disappointment. Ok I stood for the disappointed part because I didn't get my licoricecandy, and i was told i had to get older first, and some other subtile remarks I couldn't make out. I got a chocolatebar though. When we got out my mum told me that it was something called "condoms", apparently flavoured. Not long after I figured out that condoms was something grownup guys puts on their little crusadors when they would hug their girlfriend in that special way.. and I started to wonder why girls wantet the little guy to taste like candy! I had some ideas and thoughts about the issue.. and it wasn't until some years later i found out that they were surprisingly accurate! And now it even made sense ;)
i used to believe that condoms were thing that u put in your mouth and they would melt and kill all the sperm