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When I was younger and me and my mom and/or dad went to the store I would always, in some way or the other, try to get them to buy me some candy. (I realize I was a pain in the ass) One day my mother and I went into a gasstation. (I was about 6-7yo) We had been there many times before, but they had rearranged the shelves and counters. I had for some time noticed the special candy that was hanging way up on the wall, behind the counter, but now the were moved down just in my height and reach. Strawberry, banana and the one I had my eyes on; licoricecandy! I took it down and wanted my poor old mum to buy it for me. I didn't quite understand the reaction from my mom and the girl behind the counter, but it was a mixture of embarassment, amusement and disappointment. Ok I stood for the disappointed part because I didn't get my licoricecandy, and i was told i had to get older first, and some other subtile remarks I couldn't make out. I got a chocolatebar though. When we got out my mum told me that it was something called "condoms", apparently flavoured. Not long after I figured out that condoms was something grownup guys puts on their little crusadors when they would hug their girlfriend in that special way.. and I started to wonder why girls wantet the little guy to taste like candy! I had some ideas and thoughts about the issue.. and it wasn't until some years later i found out that they were surprisingly accurate! And now it even made sense ;)

Dis
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i used to believe that condoms were thing that u put in your mouth and they would melt and kill all the sperm

Anon
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I was quite young when I found a small, wet baloon like thing on my driveway near the road. I was so happy to bring it inside to show my mom thinking it was a baloon.

Zulban
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Once I came across my mother's diaphragm in her room, but I had no idea what it was. I figured it was a really big condom. Let's just say I was a little freaked out by my dad when he came home that night. I figured his penis must be really big, and I couldn't fathom how that was humanly possible. I know better now.

Anon
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when i was like 6 or 7 we went to this health fair and kids that age like balloons...well i picked up what i thought were balloons (after a few tries because the lady would not let me have them) i brought them hope and asked my mom to open the package....she laughed because what i thought were balloons were actually condoms.....explains everything..

A.C
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i tjought a rubber jonny was a doggy poo bag

omg
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When my brother was 5, he and our cousin went into the boy's bathroom at a gas station. Our cousin (who was 8 at the time) told my brother that the condom dispensing machine on the wall sold lottery tickets. Well, my brother wasn't going to miss out on winning the lottery! So he bought a "ticket" and ran out of the bathroom smiling saying "I'm going to win the lottery!!"

JAS
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i used to believe that the condiments isle in the grocery store was where the condoms where stocked. i avoided that isle with my mother for years fearing the ever dreaded sex talk, right there in the grocery.as memory serves, i was five years old at the time.

susie q
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My boyfriend when he was a teen told his younger and very impressionable brother that the little salt n pepper packs were condoms, he didnt do anything but augh when he asked the very confused and embarrassed cashier that he would like a condom to put on his chips!

a
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I understood what a condom was....and I knew it was used to prevent STDs, but I thought there must be a pin hole at the tip so baby making was still possible

....Damn Kids

Spike
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once when we had a family dinner at a bistro, me, being only 9 & my neice who was 7 went to the toilets and there was a condom machine. and neither of us knew what these condom things were, but we saw they were flavoured! so we each put it 50p and got a condom each. Being very ignorant indeed, i filled mine with soap (which i thought was strawberry flavored) and we tried to eat them. but ofcours they were disgusting so we just left them by the sink. lol

st.blondie
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When me & my sibilings were younger (me 8, sis 6, bro 4) My parents came & got us from our Aunt's house. Little did they know I had got a "Balloon" out of her drawer. We were on the way home when my mother turned around to stop the bickering over who was gonna blow the balloon up next. When she turned around all she could do was laugh. That's when I learned all about condoms & their uses.

SW
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I used to think a condom was a type of bird.One time I was at my friends house and we were eavesdropping on her parents and they said something about a condom.So I turned to her and gasped"your dads gonna put a bird on his thingy!"So she ran out into the kitchen and said "No Daddy,don't,it might bite your thingy off!"

Anon
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I used to believe that condoms is something that you put to get a woman pregnant. I didn't think of that much until i found out what condoms really do..

Anon
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I didn't know what the word "condom" meant. Condom in Russian (my native language is Russian) sounds like "gandon". It was quite natual for me to call my cousin, Anton - "Anton-gandon". It was rhyme that mattered, not the meaning of the word! : )

Anna
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I've been interested in science from a very young age. When I was about 10, I had read about animals finding mates via pheromones. I assumed that pheromones played an important part in human mating, too. I thought that men and women enjoyed sex because of pheromones passing between their sex organs!

Then I learned that a condom prevents fluid exchange, but I didn't know what a condom looked like. So I assumed that it was an elaborate contraption to convey pheromones between partners during sex! I imagined a plastic device with tubes connecting the two people. I remember asking an older friend about condoms, admitting that "I don't know how all the tubes work." He got a funny expression and changed the subject. Later on, when I finally learned the truth, I was so embarassed of my wild imaginings!

Michael
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When I was 11 or 12 I used to travel with my father who was a salesman. When we stopped at gas stations, I would go to the bathroom. At truck stops there would usually be a condom machine in the men's bathroom. I was always curious about comdoms and wanted to put in a quarter to get one and see what it was like. However, I believed that a loud alarm would go off if anyone under-age bought one.

Anon
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One morning when in my mom and dads bathroom I was dumbfound to find a lovely balloon in the toilet.When my mom came in she flushed it down the toilet without a word of explaination. I almost wept to see the nice balloon disappear down the toilet How could she do such a thing?

Anon
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When I was first told how a man rolled the condom on his penis so as to be able to screw (we used that term when young) his girlfriend and not to make a baby, I couldn't believe it was true. My penis was so tiny and the condoms I had seen were so huge it just couldn't be the truth but when I grew up I found they fit just fine.

Anon
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When first told how babies were made I thought men and women "did it" when a baby was wanted. However I was totally dumbfounded when I found that they made condoms so men and women could have sex for pleasure and not make babies.I thought this was terribly "naughty" until later in life when my girlfriend and I had sex and used rubbers like other naughty persons.

Teddy Johnson
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