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I used to think the little rolled up horoscopes they sell at news stands were condoms since I had no idea what they were and I had no idea what condoms looked like.
I'm very embaressed about this now that I know what I did. When I was very young i used to always crawl under my parents bed to look for stuff. One time I found a sealed *condom (which ididn't know what it was at the time) opened it up..noticed it was sticky but looked like a balloon. So first I chewed on it (crazy habit that i have chewing on rubber) tasted weird then I blew it up like a balloon and played with it. No one ever found out what I did..not even to this day. I'd be so embaressed :(
i was told by my best freind when i was about 6 what a condom was, (another word for a hat) just before christmas holidays, coinsidenty my grandmar gave me a hat amongst other things for christmas and after phoning her up my mum put me on to say thankyou, my grandmar was in complete shock when i turned around and said (thinking i was being clever) thankyou for the condom grandmar it fits really well!!! my mum was in hysterics and asked me where i heard that word from never have lived it down.
When young I learned how a man and woman made a baby.I thought they did it only when they wanted a baby and did it and that was that. When I first learned about condoms I was dumbfounded to learn men and women used condoms so as to be able to make love just for the enjoyment and not make a baby. I thought this was a very naughty thing to do and not done by nice people. However when I grew up and fell in love I used them just like evertbody else and don't feel they are great invention and not the least bit naughty using them.
when i was a pre-teen i knew a lot of things about sex...well, almost...i knew that you can get pregnant if the male doesnt have a condom on. and thats when i remembered masturbation. I thought that if you masturbate, and dont put a condom on yourself...you still can get pregnant through your finger.
I use to belief that condoms were small ballons
A few times when I was little I saw commercials for Trojan condoms. When the packaging for the condoms were shown, I assumed it was a book of matches. Since hotel lobbies often had matches with their logos, I reasoned that Trojan was a hotel. The happy people in the commerical were loyal customers.
I used to believe that condoms are used for FILTERATION of sperms
When I was in 6th grade my health teacher kept talking about 'rubbers'. I was like... what the hell is that? I knew what a condom was at the time... and for some reason I thought when she said rubbers she was talking about those yellow rubber rain boots... it made no sense to me how wearing boots would help during sex.
When i was around 10 years old, condoms were distributed in our street as a part of social awareness program, but we the kids in the street didnt know wat they were really used for , thought they were distrubeted to make big sized balloons for a special event in the street.
So we started making very big balloons, so that we had a competition of making the biggest balloons in the street.
While everyone was wondered why the balloons very so sticky and had different shape at the tip when blown and were looking different from normal balloons.
After several years now i knew what we actually made a competition on ;)
When i was 9 i heard somthing about a condom, but didn't know what it was, and no one would tell me. at one point, i was online, and i saw and ad for free condoms, and there was a picture of a woman wearing some sort of sexual clothes, i dont remember what. after that, i thought a condom was a kind of woman's clothing.
When I was very little I heard the word condom used. My mom had explained to me that if married people didn't want to have children they had to use a condom. The closest word I had ever heard to it was the word condiment so I figured condom was just an abreviation. Well one day there was a bit of a family gathering at my house, including my cousin who had just recently gotten married. Well she was discussing with my mom and some of my other relatives that she didn't want to have children. So trying to help my cousin I ran into the kitchen and grabbed the mustard, I ran back put the mustard in her hands and said "You have to use a condom like this if you don't want kids". EVERYONE laughed forever!!! and now I'm married and just had my first child. I had my cousin over a few weeks back (which is what reminded me of the story), She had brought me gift, I told her how thoughtful it was, and after I unwrapped it.....yeah Mustard. She then said "now you said you didn't want another for a while so use this wisely".
I used to think for some weird reason that masterbation meant that the guy put the condom on his self..i dont know how i got that idea!!!
I used to think that a baby grew inside a condom for a while until a women ate the baby and it went into her stomach.
I used to think that condoms were just little discs you stuck on the end.
I convinced my younger sister that you found condoms under soda bottle caps!
I know someone who said that when he was younger, he thought that condoms were for getting the baby you wanted, in the sense that you flicked a switch to "boy" if you wanted a boy. And you flicked a switch to "girl" if you wanted a girl. And if you wanted twins you would flick a switch to "Twins"
i used to believe that condom machines were sweets because of them bein a strawberry flavour so i saved £2 and went and bought some when we were haveing a meal in the pub and i offered my mum one and she took them of me after recently doin sex ed i have realised that they arent sweets how embarrasing!!!
When I was younger, I used to think that a condom was shaped like a sanitry towel, and it never occured to me to wonder why it was shaped this way and not another! I did ponder how people managed to have sex with a big, thick thing between them!
i used to beleive that a comdom machine would stop you getting pregnant. Not the condoms. the actual machine.