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When I was in grade 6 my friend asked if I knew what a condom was. I said, "of course I know what a condom is! It's a tall building with apartments!"

— Lisa-Marie

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Condom is short for condominium

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I used to believe condoms were made of cardboard. Before that, I thought they were those round, flat, pink things in toilets.

— Cardboard

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I knew someone who thought condoms were so that the MEN wouldn't get pregnant!

Anon

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When I was 8 some girls at school told me that vaginas were poisonous and boys had to wear condoms or else they'd die.

Anon

I saw a condom machine in a mens toilet and thort it was a conudrum machine. lol.

Anon

My parents never gave me 'The Talk' when I was younger, yet thanks to television and friends, I knew pretty much everything about sex.

Nobody ever told me about condoms though.

Until I was about 13, I thought Condoms were just another brand of antacid tablets, like Alka-Seltzer, because they were both the same shape and size when they were wrapped.

I had really bad indigestion one day, and asked my mother for a condom to get rid of my stomache pains.

...She still hasn't let me forget about that...

— Lenny

I´ve used to believe when I was 5 that a condom is a hat for a litlle mouse on the rain.Now I´m 11 and I know that condom´s use as a contraception.

— 11Iva,Croatia

I had only seen condom packets and I knew that they were supposed to prevent pregnacy so I assumed they were to stick over the girl so the penis couldn't go in. Then I thought "so how is sex different from kissing naked?"

— Should know by now

when i was 7 i used to believe condoms where like those brush ups for your teeath later i realized i was wrong! :0

— Aaron

When I was in primary, I heard the big kids talking about condoms. For a while I thought that they were some sort of life-jacket. I still don't understand how i made that connection...

— mayzis

when i was about 7 or 8, my friends and i would always go swimming at our health club's swimming pool. one day, we found a condom floating in the water. i picked it up, and my friend said it was probably a lotion sample from the locker room. we opened it, and we thought it was a bathing cap for your boob, (it was probably an XXL) we always thought that was incredibly funny until a few years later, after we knew what condoms were, we were looking back, and suddenly we all realised that what we were playing w/ was a condom. we were horrified and embarresed for weeks.

— summer girl

For a while when I was younger, i used to thing that you ate a condom, becauses I was watching room raiders and it said some thing about flavored condoms. when i found out what a flavoured condom was used for, i was SO grossed out.

— Oral-sex-hater

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When I was 8 or so, I thought that condoms were just high tech balloons.

— Jess

my belief when i was 14 was that why use a condom when you could get pregnet eather way you go. and i herd that if you fart during sex you will get pregnet cuz the condom could break and if you burped or sneezed that you would die during sex

— sherry nomans

When my sister was in 6th we were talking about condoms and she asked if that something you put in your hair.

— Tiff

I used to believe that condoms and condiments were the same thing cause they sounded the same except for i thought they just pronounced condoms wrong when they said condiments and that that was just some peoples way of saying condoms.

— Dumb Butt

When I was little I had the belief that people who use condoms will have children with the same colors as them... white,black,yellow. Later I learned it`s not like that and I was a little disapointed cause I wanted a black sister with curly hair and a perfect smile.

— AngelinaLove

I used to believe that condoms were tiles. Like tiles that go on a bathroom or kitchen floors. I honestly don't know why.

— Duh

When at a cricket match there were blowen up condom's floating around, and my sister who was about 9 at the time saw one of the condoms and when it came our way went to grab it because she thought it was a baloon and we had to tell her that it was a yucky baloon and that we would buy her a real baloon.

— jade

when i was like 8 yrs. old, i used to think that condoms where like those lane bryant strecth pads. when i saw 1 at the layne bryant store, i said "LOOK MOMMY! CONDOMS!" we all did somthing stupid at our age, right?

Anon

I was merrily rooting throught my parents drawers and found a condom, I opened it and of course was intrigued as to what it was, I asked my Dad and he said it was like a sock... so I wandered downstairs to my Mum and she saw what was in my hands and said 'What's that?' I said 'Dad says it's like a sock, he's so silly, where is the heel bit?'

— English

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