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when i was young i woundered what that machine was in the toilet so i asked my dad he told me it was chewing gum . i was disgusted at the price and whent round telling people that the chewgumin the toilet was a rip off

me
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when i was 10 i knew abt sex condoms and all but not about oral sex


when i first heard of flavoured condoms i thought that u were supposed to chew them like chewing gum until the flavour was lost and then put it onto the penis



later on i realised that u could do the 2 things together

vvv
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I used to believe that a condom was a snail-like object that you would stick on your abdomen and it would somehow keep the babies from coming out.

Anon
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My husband found a (unopened) condom in his parents' room and when he asked what it was his dad told him it was ear medicine. lol

cappy
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I once found a condom in a trashcan at school. I thought it was a balloon, and I blew it up in front of the class.

Nik
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My friend was once in CVS with her mom and was wandering around the store. She saw a package with 4 little round things in it, and assumed they were little lipglosses because they said "strawberry flavored" on them. She brought them to her mom and asked her if she could buy them for her, let's just say my friend didn't read the packaging well enough...

Emily
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I used to think that a condom was similar to a nicotine patch, you could just stick it to your arm and you wouldn't get pregnant!

Gretchen
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I went to Florida when I was in my early twenties. I saw what I thought were a bunch of used, blue condoms on the beach and I was disgusted with the lack of hygiene. But it turned out that they were jellyfish.

Weezie
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My friend was at a restraunt with some family and her little cousin (5 yrs or so) had to use the washroom and her aunt asked her to take her. After her cousin used the toilet she asked my friend what the Condom Dispenser was, my friend told it was candy and she rushed out of the bathroom. After dinner my friend went to use the bathroom and as she opened the door she heard her cousin complaining to her mom to buy her candy! You can imagine how shocked her mother was!

Anon
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when i was in first grade, i heard the commercial/song about the trojan man on the radio. i asked my mom what it was and she wouldnt tell me because she said i was too young, so my friends and i went around school singing TROJAN MAN! lol

Anon
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This isn't my moment but it's another friends.

We were learning sex ed in about fourth grade, and the teacher was explaining about condoms. My friend misunderstood and thought the guy puts a plastic bag, like from a grocery store, on his thing! We were trying not to laugh so hard.

Anon
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When me & my sibilings were younger (me 8, sis 6, bro 4) My parents came & got us from our Aunt's house. Little did they know I had got a "Balloon" out of her drawer. We were on the way home when my mother turned around to stop the bickering over who was gonna blow the balloon up next. When she turned around all she could do was laugh. That's when I learned all about condoms & their uses.

SW
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I once found a condom wrapper in my parent's drawer but I was a good kid and didn't touch it( thank god!). As I got older, my mom saw this beanie when we were out shopping and she tried it on and said,"Ew, looks like a condom." The store was real quiet and I totally broke the silence by asking her loudly."WHATS A CONDOM?" When I got even older, me and this girl were talking and we somehow got to the subjects of condoms and the guy behing us, named Michael, was snooping in our convorsation and I was like, "Do you even know what a condom is?" And he said, "Yeah, it's ketchup!" Me and the girl started laughing so hard we died in class. He thought we meant condiments.

Colton
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When I was little I had the belief that people who use condoms will have children with the same colors as them... white,black,yellow. Later I learned it`s not like that and I was a little disapointed cause I wanted a black sister with curly hair and a perfect smile.

AngelinaLove
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When I was little I thought a condom was short for condominiam

Anon
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when i was little i was in a public bathroom in the mall with my mom and i was reading one of those despencer things with condoms and stuff and i asked my mom "why do they have napkins in here if you can get them in the food court?"

Jillian
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When I was in grade 4, me and my friend were walking up to his house after school. We saw this pole with white out on it or somthing and my friend said that it was a condom and that a man painted it on ther penis before having sex so the girl wouldent have a baby. I believed that until i found a condom wrapper and opend it up and saw that it was like a baloon. but thats a nother story.

Kiefer Cauthers
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Whem my kids were young, we lived on a hobby farm. So they were familiar with the rubber rings we affixed around the male lambs' scrotums to castrate them. When my oldest boy was about 10, he found a rolled-up, unused condom and asked what it was. We had to tell him that it was used to stop people from having babies. He put two and two together and figured it worked just like those rubber rings we used on the lambs.

Chris
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I thought condoms was finger rubber gloves! It turns out it wasn't, and when I was a little older, I felt sick to my stomach.

Anon
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i used to believe that condom machines were sweets because of them bein a strawberry flavour so i saved 2 and went and bought some when we were haveing a meal in the pub and i offered my mum one and she took them of me after recently doin sex ed i have realised that they arent sweets how embarrasing!!!

lexa
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