condoms

I convinced my younger sister that you found condoms under soda bottle caps!

Evil Mom

I am proof of the power of the early 80's media campaign about HIV in the UK worked! Obviously as a 4 year old I didn’t understand what AIDs or sex was but I believed that you caught AIDs off a condom if you didn’t put it on a boys willy correctly. It must have had a lasting impression as now i am a sexual health nurse :-)

Bex

It was my boyfriends birthday party and we were looking for ballons and couldn't find any, so we asked his little sister if sheknew where any where, she said yes and ran back to his room and grabbed some condoms....lol, I GUESS SHE THOUGHT THEY WERE BALLONS

AP

i used to belive that condoms where chewing gum

condom chewer

Until I was about 10 years old, I used to believe that a condom was a type of lollipop!

Marcel

When my family whent on vacation to a fancy hotel I was only 5 so as you can guess i was running around and whent into the bathroom took a condom and ran in front of everybody and yelled LOOK... FREE BALLOONS!!

Balloon Boy

When I was young and first learned about condoms, I thought that they were made of tin foil. OW!

Sarah

I used to think condoms were a pill you ate so you wouldn't have a kid during sex. When I found out what it really was I just kind of said to myself... 'Huh.... that makes more sense."

Woops.

One morning when in my mom and dads bathroom I was dumbfound to find a lovely balloon in the toilet.When my mom came in she flushed it down the toilet without a word of explaination. I almost wept to see the nice balloon disappear down the toilet How could she do such a thing?

Anon

I used to believe that condoms were like clown suits because I was watching the tv 1 day and I saw this man in a suit so i asked my mom what it was and she said a man in a condom.

anonymous

when i was 5 i found a weird balloon in my beside my mum and dads bed. i tried to blow it up only to my embarasment my mum came in to find my with a condom in my mouth!!!

Anon

I used to believe until i was 10 that guys peed into womens vaginas..and inserted their penis into her peeing hole and i was scared my hole would rip

also, i thought until i was 10 that condoms were sticks(a bit like inscence sticks) cause of hole straight penises were when they were erect. At camp all my friends saw a used condom and it was yellow and i thought that some guy had to shed his penis skin so it was fresh for another woman.

how wrong was i when i saw boxes of condoms..

emma

I knew that condoms were apparati to trap semen so it doesn't go into the woman's uterus where the sperm meets the egg and that's where it begins.

However, I thought that condoms were hard plastic penis molds custom-made to make a man's penis fit snugly tight into it. It sure trapped the semen inside the hard plastic.

So we went to one of my friend's uncle's house and looked in his drawers. I was so disappointed that I couldn't find the alleged penis mold called a condom. I just saw some packets in one of the drawers, thinking they were pills. Later, my friend looked into the same drawer and yelled "BINGO! There they are!" I said to myself, "That's what a condom is? But it's so small that it can fit in that small packet!?" Was I so embarrased out of ignorance!

MDC

I used to think that condoms were those special balloons clowns manipulate, turning them into poodles and such

Ai

When I was about 5, my mother recieved these free wallets from a contraceptives company (she was a pregnancy councillor). After removing the leaflets, she decided to give one to me. I immediately searched the pockets and discovered a condom, which she confiscated. I badgered her about it until she revealed that it was a "balloon". I immediatley demanded it, and threw a tantrum when I was refused. My siblings still bring it up sometimes. God, the embaressment when I learned the truth . . .

Anon

I used to believe those were REALLY balloons, until much later when I was old enough to read the boxes, at the pharmacy.

Musti

I used to think that condoms were extra for "her pleasure" becuase the boxes said stuff like "ribbed for her pleasure."

mypleasure

I used to believe condoms looked like bandaids.

Kelly

I used to believe that condoms were weared by girls and boys
both. And they both have penis

Anon

i used to think that condoms were rubber circles and i never knew how they stayed on

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