condoms

Once my friend and my brother where in our town's public swimming pool and my brother found a condom floating around. We thought it was a balloon but when our friend's father saw my brother holding it he freaked out and said to stop touching it. We aske what it was but he told us to ask our parents which we never did. Were about 10 and decided against asking mom since we figured it had to be bad due to the reaction from my friend's dad.

rahrah

i thought condoms were for women, since they looked like that they were round and flat.i thought that they would put it on top of their vagina and had sex.

i was so stupid!

still stupid now

I asked my mum what condoms were, and she told me they were to stop a woman having a baby. For some reason, I got it into my head that they were a kind of pill that women had to take or they'd get pregnant. I suppose that's close enough to the truth ;)

Anon

Until i was about 11 or so, i used to believe that condoms were articles of clothing. I thought that when someone said to use protection, or wear a condom when u have sex to have safe sex, that meant that they needed to leave on there underwear (boys), and women needed to leave on their panties, cause well, ya know!!!

Boy Luver

My younger brother used to think that condoms were something like trading cards you show to your friends (courtesy of a TV show where the boy asked his dad for one and implied that it was so he could show it off). This led him to take one from my older brother's house and show it off to his friends in front of my dad. My dad took it away and then about a week or two later my younger brother saw a commercial on MTV about Fight for your Rights where the guy is trying to get a condom from the vending thingie and it won't give him one even after he's kicked it and stuff then there's a message like "No condom, no sex" or something and thats about when little brother caught on.

Ginny

I used to find condom wrappers under my parents bed and I always thought that they were the stridex face wipes.I never knew the truth until I was about 12:-D lmao

Anon

when i was little we stayed in a apartment complex for a few months. one day while over at my friend's (right across the hall) we found one of her dad's condoms, she thought it was a balloon and tried to blow it up. XD

Anon

When I was really little, I found some 'squidgy things' in packets. I wanted to eat one, but every time I got my hands on one, my parents took it from my hands. I always thought It was because they were being mean. It was actually because they were CONDOMS.

Candy-dom

i used 2 believe that a condom was a condo.

so i thought when i was listening 2 vibe 98.5 they were talking a condom
i thought it was a condo so i said 2 my mom let's buy a condom!!!!

now i know it prevents people form having babies

soccer_chick

When I was in 7th grade, I was in my best friend's mother's car with my best friend Kelsea (also in 7th grade) and her brother Alex. Kelsea was nervous about taking the sex-education class that would be coming in a week or two and asked her mom if it's true that they teach you to put a condom on a banana. Her mom explianed that they probably don't and that it was just something that you see in movies. About 5 minutes later, when we were well off the subject, 8 year old Alex asked "mom, what's a "condomon"?". It was hilarious... we laugh about it to this day!

Daniel

I once went in my mom's drawers and i found a condom. I thought it was glove with only with one finger. I told somone and they laughed. Then I thought I was gonna get in trouble. I was only like 7.

Anon

when i was 7 i used to believe condoms where like those brush ups for your teeath later i realized i was wrong! :0

Aaron

Up until I was fifteen, I thought a condom would actually just stop a guy from coming. They'd orgasm, but the condom would stop ejaculation. Crazy, I know.

Corina

From the time I first heard about condoms to today after I found out the truth, I used to think that condoms where like glycerin supposatories (Those little lubricated things people stick up their butt when they are constipated, haha) that men stuck up their "thing". Today I learned that they are actually a plastic thing men slide over the thing.

Goatgirl

i used to think that condoms were really just funky shaped ballons/water ballons so me and my little sister used to blow them up or fill them up with water until i was like 10 and really found out what they were for!

I got sooo embaressed when i found out

Anon

we were sitting on the couch and my friends had bought a box of condoms as a joke so we opend one and my best friend opened one and blurted out "do they put there balls in here too"

stupid

i used to think a dildo was a method of birth control. a woman would put the dildo, a patch of rubber, over her vaginal opening, and it would stretch as the man ... went inside

maggie

I used to think that condoms were just little discs you stuck on the end.

Zeyta

When i was 9 i heard somthing about a condom, but didn't know what it was, and no one would tell me. at one point, i was online, and i saw and ad for free condoms, and there was a picture of a woman wearing some sort of sexual clothes, i dont remember what. after that, i thought a condom was a kind of woman's clothing.

Anon

When I was young and I first heard the word condom, I thought it was a cross between a tampon and a pad.

Anon