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I saw the coneheads. I was too young to know about condoms or anything involving sex. I just thought that whenever the coneheads chewed the condom it would blow up that way.

no knowledge whatsoever
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When I was around 9 I was at my 15 year old baby sitter's house looking threw her jewelry box. There was a little round blue thing in it so I asked her what it was and she told me it was a condom. I was like, well what's a condom? And she wouldn't tell me! So I got really mad and I was like, well I'll just go look it up in the dictionary... I couldn't find it in there and I asked my dad. He got really angry and wouldn't tell me either.

I was so confused why no one would tell me... because I thought it had something to do with a CONDO. Like maybe that's what the keys were or something!

Jessica
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hi i used to believe that comdoms were eadible i found one and put it in my my mum walked in and asked me what on earth was i doing. i felt so stupid and embarised especialy when my older sister came in and started laughing at me

Jonathon Dale
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I used to think for some weird reason that masterbation meant that the guy put the condom on his self..i dont know how i got that idea!!!

Anon
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my friend used to think condoms were balloons and she found one in her parents room and blew it up and showed her mum her "balloon"

Anon
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i used 2 think that condoms were like a big cannonball thing and wen any1 used them i thought they wanted 2 kill themselves

Jacqui
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Last week, a boy blew up a condom on the school bus home, he brought it downstairs and gave it to one of the younger kids.

He took it thinking it was a normal balloon. When he saw the lubrication, he thought it was spilt milk on the balloon. He is rather fond of milk, so he licked it off.

He looked round at me and my friends with a screwed up look on his face, then asked 'Why does this milk taste so discusting!?'

All of us were in knots of laughter, then took the rest of the bus journey to explain the whole story of what the 'balloon' was and what it was used for. He was extrememly embarrassed when he found out it was lubrication he had licked!

luvinMartin
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that condoms where some thing to put on a banana so it did`nt get brown and when i was in the ladys rom i saw that i had a taste so i asked my mom why cant we by one? because i wanted a banana whit flavor: banana

michell
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i used to think that condoms looked like round little plastic circles that was put over the penis and that if it fell off then you would be pregant.

nikki
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I used to believe that condoms and condiments were the same thing cause they sounded the same except for i thought they just pronounced condoms wrong when they said condiments and that that was just some peoples way of saying condoms.

Dumb Butt
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When my two daughters were pre-teens I heard them snickering in the back seat of the car. I asked them what aws so funny and they replied that I wouldn't understand, it was something new. I convinced them to tell me so I would not feel stupid not knowing what this new thing was. Well between snickers they told me what it was--------- Condoms!

Kathy
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I used to think that condoms were a type of bird because a condor is a type of bird and they sound similar.

Cacaw cacaw LOL
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When i was about 6,i thoght that condom were tablets i did'nt know until i was about eleven.

James
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I used to believe that condoms are used for FILTERATION of sperms

Anon
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I used to think the little rolled up horoscopes they sell at news stands were condoms since I had no idea what they were and I had no idea what condoms looked like.

Holly
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when i was like 8 yrs. old, i used to think that condoms where like those lane bryant strecth pads. when i saw 1 at the layne bryant store, i said "LOOK MOMMY! CONDOMS!" we all did somthing stupid at our age, right?

Anon
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I thought that if you continued to masturbate after you started your periods, then you'd get pregnant. I stopped for a whole 3 months!

JC
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when i was little i used to think that a condom was something you put over the opening of the vagina well i found out later let me tell you!

~~safteypinnedguitarhearts~~
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i used to believe that my dad's condoms were balloons

justin
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i used to think a comdom was a kind of chocolate so wen i asked my mate for a bar of comdom she thought i was a lesi and wouldnt speak to me for 4 years

comdom confusion
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