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When I was in grade 6 my friend asked if I knew what a condom was. I said, "of course I know what a condom is! It's a tall building with apartments!"

— Lisa-Marie

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Condom is short for condominium

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i used to believe that my dad's condoms were balloons

— justin

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i used to think a comdom was a kind of chocolate so wen i asked my mate for a bar of comdom she thought i was a lesi and wouldnt speak to me for 4 years

— comdom confusion

i used to like to look at everything at hotels and once when i was younger i found a condom in the bible and thought it belonged in there so i put it right back in there

Anon

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I used to think that a shopping bag would make a suitable condom.

— Clued-up Kid

When I was a kid I used to enjoy playing at our back yard one day i found a used condom and I thought it was a balloon so I blew it (yuck) and proudly showing it to my friends my mom saw me playing at it and got mad at me and angrily took the condom from me..I was so confused and was crying she said it was a very bad balloon that if I kept playing at it I will be funished. One day I saw a lot of wrapped unused condoms in my uncle's house that used to work with the Population control office and told him I saw some bad balloons and that he'll be funished if he didn't threw them away. I have never known what are condoms for until when I became adult.

— Lea

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I use to believe that condoms was used for water balloons and air balloons. Boy was i wrong!

— You and Me

I use to believe that a condom was alittle house (just like a condo but instead i thought it was called a condom)

— Blair

once when i was 5 i went to the bathroom i never knew what condomes where my big brother said go buy a condome +(we where im a wash room so i went to the condome machine and i got one and i thoght it was a baloon so i was just about to put it in my mouth but my mum stopped me

— Funny bone

I´ve used to believe when I was 5 that a condom is a hat for a litlle mouse on the rain.Now I´m 11 and I know that condom´s use as a contraception.

— 11Iva,Croatia

When young I learned how a man and woman made a baby.I thought they did it only when they wanted a baby and did it and that was that. When I first learned about condoms I was dumbfounded to learn men and women used condoms so as to be able to make love just for the enjoyment and not make a baby. I thought this was a very naughty thing to do and not done by nice people. However when I grew up and fell in love I used them just like evertbody else and don't feel they are great invention and not the least bit naughty using them.

— teddy j

I remeber when I was about 6 or 7 I thought condoms were balloons. I remeber one time My mom took me to a friend's house, this friend being about 4 years older then I, and my friend gave me a condom to entertain myself.

— Danyele

i thought condoms were balloons!

Anon

When my sister was in 6th we were talking about condoms and she asked if that something you put in your hair.

— Tiff

i used to think that condoms were like little cute hats you put on your head when u had sex... so when i found one i tried to put it on my head. now i know better and i use one when i make love with my wife

Anon

when i was is grade five (now im in grade seven)i sat in front of this guy(im a gurl) and we werent really freinds but we told each other any thing and every thing so naturally we would not be embarest to talk about sex to each other so i was talking to him and one of my freinds so im not sure why but we were talkin about condoms and he had a puzzled look on his face so we asked him if he knew what a condom was and he said "isnt it a part of a car" and me and my freind just started laffing and he didnt know why so then after a good laff we told him what it was.

— sarah

i used to believe that condoms were made out of bird skins and it would be nice and soft like silk

— asamba binladen

I used to think that men put balloons on their penis n called them "comdoms" lol duhh

Anon

i used to think that condoms where things people made i thought they where made of plastic wrap and tin foil

— mel

I use to belief that condoms were small ballons

— Franky Alaniz

I USE TO THINK CONDOMS WERE JUST FANCY BALLOONS THAT YOU COULD CARRY ABOUT WITH YOU AND NOT WORRY ABOUT GETTING ANY LENT ON THEM . iT THAT WEIRD!!!!

— azhip

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