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When I was in grade 6 my friend asked if I knew what a condom was. I said, "of course I know what a condom is! It's a tall building with apartments!"

— Lisa-Marie

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Condom is short for condominium

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the other 430

ok, well in 6 grade we wer young n stupid, and we knew wat condoms were, but not that much. so we put the condoms on cars, and brought them to school(our school is k-6, so u can immagine the reaction)...but as we grew we figured out they were for sex protection. haha.

— nameeeeeless

I used to believe…

wen i was yunger i alwasy thought that u used a condom by the man blowin it up and puttin it into the ladys vergina, i also thought that an orgasm was a living thing, i now realise i got mixed up with an organism! im glad i no better now hehehe

— lozzy

when i was yungr we were in france and i was bi the ping pong table and i thought i found a balloon on the floor, i shouted to my mum but she stood der staring latr i found out it was a comdom! cringe

Anon

pick of the bunch

I used to believe that condoms didn't roll out, that you had to unroll them and pull them on, rather than rolling it back.

Anon

I was just afraid of these. I was 13 when I first saw it,which I got from under my uncles bed.Actually I took it because of the nacked mphotograph on the packet. But was so afraid to put it on though read the intructions that I threw it. But now I carry a packet always because I am a social worker for HIV/AIDS education.

— shadab

pick of the bunch

until i was 42 i always thought condoms were balloons that guys put in girls butts because thats what my friend kristy told me.

— jayjay

When I was little I believed tampongs was condoms. So I thougt that intead of gummy people used papir (witch is in tampong) under sex. I used to think that was very creepy, since it would be a lot of tiny papir around the bed after the sex.

— Rebecca

it hough condoms protected from STDs,but,told by my sister,i was wrong

— what a dope

i was with my cousin at the bech wen we came across a balloon we sniffed it i was convinced it was chewing gum or was it a pill it was a balloon we blew it up my uncle came walking he said why the hell r u blowing up condoms? we asked wots a condom he went red and my cousin said summin her dad wears every sunday does he blow up i asked xD

— Honour knowalittle

i thought that condoms were glass....

Anon

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