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I used to believe that if I kissed my stuffed animals that I would get pregnant. I once cried thinking I had gotten pregnant from a stuffed teddy bear.

Anon

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You can get pregnant from kissing

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Brides become pregnant at the wedding

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Years ago, when I was youger,I used to believe that we just needed a kiss to get pregnant

— Candice

I used to believe as a kid that you could only get pregnant if you were married, and if it was impossible to conceive before you got married.

— Isabella

When I was little, I believed that babies came out of nowhere. I assummed that adults got pregnant at random, like Virgin Mary.

Anon

When I was little,
I thought women got pregnant through surgery.

— Camille

I used to believe that when you got married you immideatly got pregnant and so I was terrified to get married

— leo

when i was 7 years old i thought that to have babies you just have to pray to god to have a baby and it will pop in your stomache but then when I was 10 my mom was haveing a discustion about my body and then i learned how to have a baby i was freaked out hahah good times.

— ally

When I was a little boy i used to believe that babys were brought by swans because i saw it in the movies so i thought i was real. So one day i asked my parents if it was real and they told me yes it's real but one day i learned that was wrong because i saw my mother pregnant and i saw she giving birth to a baby girl

I felt so stupid!

— Kaaris Mn

When I was young,I used to believe that to have a child , my father had to put a seed in my mother's stomack .

One day I asked my parents how babies were made , they answered that it was tanks to a sees . I believed them but I didn't know they lied to me.

Two years later I found a book and I read it , this book revealed hox we really made babies. I was shocked and my parents had a good laugh.

— saiko

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While learning about the digestive system in school, I asked my mother how she could eat with my twin sister and me in her stomach!

— Molly

When I was a child I used to believe that when women wanted to have kids they had to wish it very strongly so they could get pregnant, so I used to avoid thinking of that, because I was afraid I would end up pregnant too.

— monmon

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I used to think that conjoined twins could share the baby if they were joined at the stomach and the baby would end up with 2 mothers at birth.

Anon

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I once had this funny moment as a kid when I accidentally said that my mum was neutered instead of sterilized.

Anon

i used to believe that my mom and dad argue with each other in the bed. If my mom wins, the child will be girl but if my dad wins, the child will be boy. I thought making a child like that

— Yiğit İbrahim

I used to believe babies came from a seed and an egg

Anon

I used to think that girls get pregnant by seeing man

Anon

When I was younger, I used to believe babies were made in the head.

— Claire and Chloé

When I was a child, I used to think that storks bring babies, because when I was a child I watched a lot of television, and especially cartoons, there I saw that storks brought babies.

— Darwin

I used to think that if a man stroked or tickled his wife's pregnant tummy, it would him a child molester to the baby, instead of a proud father to be!

Anon

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I used to think the phrase 'expecting a baby', as in being pregnant, meant that you actually expected a baby to do something.

Anon

I believed that women who wanted babies ate a seed, which then grew into their baby.

— World's Worst Scientist

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