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When I was a child I used to believe that when women wanted to have kids they had to wish it very strongly so they could get pregnant, so I used to avoid thinking of that, because I was afraid I would end up pregnant too.
I used to think that conjoined twins could share the baby if they were joined at the stomach and the baby would end up with 2 mothers at birth.
I once had this funny moment as a kid when I accidentally said that my mum was neutered instead of sterilized.
i used to believe that my mom and dad argue with each other in the bed. If my mom wins, the child will be girl but if my dad wins, the child will be boy. I thought making a child like that
I used to believe babies came from a seed and an egg
I used to think that girls get pregnant by seeing man
When I was younger, I used to believe babies were made in the head.
When I was a child, I used to think that storks bring babies, because when I was a child I watched a lot of television, and especially cartoons, there I saw that storks brought babies.
I used to think that if a man stroked or tickled his wife's pregnant tummy, it would him a child molester to the baby, instead of a proud father to be!
I used to think the phrase 'expecting a baby', as in being pregnant, meant that you actually expected a baby to do something.
I believed that women who wanted babies ate a seed, which then grew into their baby.
When I was a child, I used to believe a sentence that the people said " when a girl and a boy embrace or kiss, that girl will be pregnant". Why do people say that? Because our culture is very conservative, most parents won't teach their children about sex, even avoid this topic because they think this is a shy thing. So there is the origin of this sentence. Until I learned biology, I realized that it was a big lie!
I used to believe that babies were made by kissing.
This one is quite obvious since 100% of all kids who are too young to know about sex would believe, that babies would be conceived anally, and periods were just random bleeding, like piles. Gross but hilarious.
Up until about 7 when my friend Zoe told me how babies were born and made, I had a thought that exactly right after the groom and bride kissed, she would just need to go to the hospital even though she had a flat belly. Then at the hospital a baby just popped out and they had a baby. The woman had no pain whatsoever and she was mom. That was my belief until Zoe trotted along and ruined my belief xD
I used to believe that women got pregnant from drinking a special type of juice called pregnancy juice that would make you pregnant with just one sip. I saw my mom's friend drinking red juice one day and a few days later i saw her pregnant, so i believed that she drank pregnancy juice until she explained.
I used to think that my dad gave birth to me instead of my mom because i looked more like my dad than mom.
When I was nine I learned about sex for the first time. I was told that sex was how babies were made and that it involved a man and a woman having a "special cuddle" together, but I didn't find out the details for years to come. Because of this, I assumed that sex consisted of a man and a woman holding hands and waiting until a baby was created.
I used to believe that when women reached a certain age then they can get pregnant from kissing a man. I thought that when you exchanged saliva while kissing then it would trigger something in the womens body that made hey get pregnant. I only thought that the body part down low was only used for peeing and where the child comes out of.
I used to think that you got pregnant by being in a relationship for a year, Like suddenly the male hormones would mix with the female ones after a year, and BAM! You're pregnant.