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I found a porn when i was like 4 and i thought that the whole point of sex was to trick a girl into letting you pee on/in them. I didn't realize that what i mistook for urine was actually semen.

wain
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When I was little I used to think that a man and woman would get undressed, she would lay down on the back on a bed and he would get on top of her, but I knew nothing about him having to "enter" her. So I thought once he was on top of her they would hold on to eachother and roll around the bed. When he ejaculated I thought they sperm were like the size of a quarter and about 20 or so would be racing around the bed trying to beat eachother to her vagina as the couple continued to roll around and the ones that didn't make it would swim back inside of the man and then the sex was over. That is why I thought sex was fun because they got to roll around and as the sperm were racing eachother. I thought it was like a game.

Miss Vixen
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Thanks to sex scenes in under 18 movies, I started believing that ladies get pregnant when they sleep with guy embracing her in his arms, and when their sweats mix together. This was because both are shown tired and sweating after sex. It didn't take me much time to device my own idea of switching the fans off for bearing a child. I literally used to avoid sleeping beside any girl fearing the results, if we touch with sweat on our hand, even if due to humid climate.

knowledge.. late better than never
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i used to believe:

that when 2 people got married and put their wedding rings on each other, they became pregnant. my mom was a single mom for a really long time and i wanted a baby sister. i remember lying in my bed at night wondering if i had a ring that i could sneak onto her ring finger in the middle of the night, so i could get a baby sister.

Jordan
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When I was in fourth grade a group of friends and I were standing around talking and a girl came up all excited and said "oh my god my mom told me how babies are made" and of course we were all eager to here, then she told us, "the dad sticks his penis in her vagina and he sprays this stuff if he wants to. if he sprays it for one minute then you'll have one baby. two minutes equals two babies and so on."

Anon
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I am still a kid who is in middle school but when I was a bit younger I used to think that when the first time you kissed a boy on the lips you would become pregnant.

Venusflytrap
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i used to believe that having sex was when a guy and a girl got naked, got on top of each other and rubbed there bodies together.
i was only 5 and i didnt know that girls had anything in the front; just a blank spot.
so i thought that the babies came out of there butts.
when i found out the truth i was utterly confused.

jason
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I thought you could get pregnant by french kissing becuase your salivas mixed and formed the baby in your stomach.

Anon
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I used to believe that you had to pray to tell God what kind of baby you wanted, a girl or boy, and that you had to have a baby no matter what. Then when the babby was born, it magically appeared in front of you, unless you had a c-section- I knew what that was.

Kelly
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When i was about 7 my best friend told me that she knew someone who had a baby because her pee touched a boy's pee and mixed to form a baby! I totally took this seriously too despite having had the birds and the bees talk the year before!

why mixing is bad...
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When I was little, I used to believe that women got pregnant randomly. I didn't know that 'penis in vagina' action was needed in order to properly reproduce, I just thought that you woke up one day and bam, you were pregnant. I remember I used to pray to god anytime I could begging for him to make me pregnant. xD

Kat
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i thought if men didn't get their hair cut the wife would become pregnant because when my baby brother was born i heard my dad say that he had come home late one night and the barbers was shut. i learned much later that in those days the barbers was where they bought their condoms

Jan
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I used to believe that I could get pregnant by sitting touching a male or sitting somewhere a male sat. I believed that until I was thirteen.

Anon
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When I was younger, I thought a woman could get pregnant by herself. I didnt think we needed a guy, so when I was young, all the guys said thier nasty little comments and i said "well, we dont need you to make babies, we can do it ourselves."
everyone believed me too.

Jennica
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i used to belive that you coud get pregnet by pooping on the toilet

ana
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When I was little, I stayed at my grandparent's house for the weekend. In the morning, I saw my grandma was taking pills. When I got home that afternoon, I asked my mom what her pills were for. She said "It's because Grandma doesn't want to have any more babies". I was terrified because I thought babies popped out a couple of times each year randomly, and you could only stop having babies with pills. I hated pills at the time, so I never wanted to get my period!!!!

Demi
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The term "slept together" is often referred to sex in order to soften it up a bit. Because of this, i used to believe that women got pregnant if they shared a bed with a man. I never slept with my parents.

Monica
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I used to believe that the only way you could get pregnant was by getting shot since you had the baby in the hospital and there was blood and everything; oh how wrong I was.

Mrs. Cullen
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After learning that making babies required the daddy to put his penis inside the mommy's vagina, I decided that the reason most people had only two or three kids was because they couldn't stand to do such a disgusting thing more than two or three times.

Beverly
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I used to think that women just got pregnant at a certain age... you were supposed to hurry and get married so that you would have your first baby after you were married! ... Cause it was better that way :P And then the babies just keep comin' whenever they feel like it...

Leezr
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