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i used to believe that when you throw up when your pregnant it will go in to the water we drick!! Ewwwww i didnt drick water for 2 years so i just drank pop(or soda) and milk!!

AWKWARD
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Well, when I was about 7 my cousin turned 21. At the time, I believed EVERYONE got pregnant at 21 since my mother had me at that age.
I walked up to my cousin, sat on her lap and said, "Cousin Kippy, why don't you have a baby yet?"

Myou
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i thought i would get pregnant at age 2

luckydog
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my little sister thought she was a little star in the sky, then she fell into my mum's drink and my mum drank her and thats how she become pregnant :)

Emzi
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When I was a child I believed women got pregnant merely by sleeping in the same bed as their husband ie "sleeping together". The sperm had to travel across the sheets on it's own. I knew about sperm and eggs but I'm guessing the elementary school sex ed had left out any explanation of how one got to the other.

Anon
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I used to believe that all girls had seeds inside their belly buttons, and when they wanted to get pregnant, they would ask a doctor to release some of the seeds so that they could have kids.

Rachel
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As a kid, I use to believe that women went to the hospital to buy babies. Until a female relative got pregnant and I started to believe that women were asexual and got pregnant on their own (she was single).

Anon
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i used to believe that each time my parents kiss part of my new sibling creates and after 9 months last part is added and baby comes

logistab
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I used to think I was pregnant because I was quite chubby as a child, and I vaguely remember telling my mum I was pregnant and her laughing a lot... xP I was about six.

Not pregnant yet!
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I used to believe that when a man and a woman kissed, an egg would pass from the mans mouth into the womans, and she would swallow it.
And I thought that the womans body could tell when she wanted a baby so it would just start growing. And when the woman wanted the baby to come out, she would press her belly button... and i never got round to finding out where the baby actually came out....

Steph
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I thought you had to be married in order to get pregnant. So, when one of my cousins got pregnant and she wasnt marriage. I was very confused as to how it had happened, I remember being about 11 and lying awake at night wondering how this could be possible!!!

Anon
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When I was younger I thought that if a girl masterbated then she could get pregnant...i worried that i was pregnant for a while...i was in gymnastics so i thought i was pregnant and every time i went to gymnastics practice i killed the baby...i was so stupid.

Anon
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When I was younger I asked how people got pregnant. My mum told me that when you get older you automatically get pregnant, she didn't mention another person being involved. I said "what if I don't want a baby?" and she replied "you need to keep taking a pill to stop it" I took her seriously, guess she wasn't lying about the pill part though...

Anon
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Well if you have played sims b4 you will know what im talking about. well in sims you would get a baby from kissing. i knew that you have to wait nine months for the baby to come out and i know were it came out but i didn't know how to get the baby. but i knew was sex was. any way on sims all you did was make out like 7 or 8 times in a row and it would ask if you wanted to have a baby. so i was confused cause i say my mom and dad make out all the time and she didn't have a baby after me

tawni
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when i was 5 yars old i thought that a baby is born axacly a year after the marifge

Anon
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when i was a little kid, i thought i had invented the condom. i heard about accidental pregnancies and thought, "hey! why doesn't the boy put a plastic bag over his thing?!" i thought i was a genious!

Anon
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I believed that women got pregnant through the belly button, since that is where the umbilical cord is attached

Anon
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I found a porn when i was like 4 and i thought that the whole point of sex was to trick a girl into letting you pee on/in them. I didn't realize that what i mistook for urine was actually semen.

wain
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When I was little I used to think that a man and woman would get undressed, she would lay down on the back on a bed and he would get on top of her, but I knew nothing about him having to "enter" her. So I thought once he was on top of her they would hold on to eachother and roll around the bed. When he ejaculated I thought they sperm were like the size of a quarter and about 20 or so would be racing around the bed trying to beat eachother to her vagina as the couple continued to roll around and the ones that didn't make it would swim back inside of the man and then the sex was over. That is why I thought sex was fun because they got to roll around and as the sperm were racing eachother. I thought it was like a game.

Miss Vixen
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Thanks to sex scenes in under 18 movies, I started believing that ladies get pregnant when they sleep with guy embracing her in his arms, and when their sweats mix together. This was because both are shown tired and sweating after sex. It didn't take me much time to device my own idea of switching the fans off for bearing a child. I literally used to avoid sleeping beside any girl fearing the results, if we touch with sweat on our hand, even if due to humid climate.

knowledge.. late better than never
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