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After learning that making babies required the daddy to put his penis inside the mommy's vagina, I decided that the reason most people had only two or three kids was because they couldn't stand to do such a disgusting thing more than two or three times.
I used to think that women just got pregnant at a certain age... you were supposed to hurry and get married so that you would have your first baby after you were married! ... Cause it was better that way :P And then the babies just keep comin' whenever they feel like it...
well, when i was little me and my neighbor (who was a boy) ran around naked and touched eachothers privates. i was so scared that when i got my period i woud get pregnant cuz i thought we had sex... i havnt got it yet tho... lol
I believed that you couldent get pregnant the first time you had sex
When I was about 3 years old my mom had tripped and fallen on the last couple stairs going down to our basement and my parents made kind of a big deal about it for reasons I didn't exactly understand. A few days later they told me she was pregnant with my little sister, so that was why they made a big deal about it, had to make sure the baby was okay and everything. Some how I made the connection that if you trip and fall you get pregnant. So for the next few weeks I'd purpously trip down the stairs, my parents thought I was nuts until I finally told them what was going through my head.
When I was about 2, my mother told me that she had a baby (my sister) in her tummy. I apparently looked at her with wide eyes and asked, "Why? Did you ate it?"
I used to believe that pregnant woman had to hold it until the baby came out because the baby would block the pee!
i used to believe children were made trough blowjobs. i remember the first porno picture i saw was a blowjob; so, i associated the idea to reproduction, which was the only thing i used ti think sex was about.
i used to believe that condoms in red packaging are strawberry sweets and that a pad could also "block out the sperms" if the girl wears it and have sex.
When I was really little I asked my mom the every famous question, "How are babies made?" She said that whenever you kissed someone, you would get pregnant. I was terrified because I kissed my dad on the cheek that morning and was crying because I thought I was pregnant and I was only six.
The first time I masturbated, I thought I was going to get pregnant by my own hand.
when i was 4-5 my mom was pregnant and i thought that all little girls had a teeny tiny baby in their tummys and over the years it would gradually get bigger and then when i was my mom's age it would be ready to come out =]
When I was 9, I used to believe that one day a girl just "became" pregnant, the way that a girl one day gets her period. I knew this usually happened when a girl was older, but I would often overhear my mom gossiping to her friends about some young teenager who "got" pregnant, and what a shame and a tragedy it was, and how the girl's life was ruined. I was so terrified that I would be one of those girls that got pregnant early, the next time I went to the doctor's to get a check up, I asked the receptionist (loudly) if they can tell if I was pregnant from the check-up. Well, the stares that followed made my mom promptly bring me aside and tell me the truth!
I used to think that when you wanted a baby you HAD to be married and you had to get on your knees and pray and say, 'God up in the heavens I want a baby *whatever*' and the baby would come down from the sky. I didn't know hospitals existed back then.
My grandmother told me that when she was younger she used to believe that if someone touched her boob she would get pregnant.
i used to believe that when you want to have a baby you have to eat a lot of food you dont like and if you dont want to have a baby you have to have a seat belt on!
I used to think that you got babies when a man licked a woman's privates. So When a few boys in my class (In fifth grade) Were making fun of how women had to deal with the pain of giving birth and having periods and such, I told them that they's have to do something EVEN WORSE. I figured it out that summer XD
When I was little, I used to think that when somebody is pregnant, the baby would grow up in the stomach and feed on whatever the mom ate, and that the baby's bellybutton was connected to the mother's windpipe!! I also remember feeling very grown-up when my junior friends asked me where the baby came out from and I told them "from the bellybutton"
When I was about 3, my mom, grandma and I were sitting on the couch looking through old ictures. My couin and I are only a month apart and there was a picture of my mom and my aunt together while they were both pregnate. I pointed to that one and said, why re you and Aunt. Vicky fat? She giggled and said, thats a picture of when you where in my tummy! I scrame and said, WHY DID YOU EAT ME!? My grandma and my mom started to laugh and now they STILL torture me about that!
Okay, I know this is a kind of weird idea, but I was reallyyy obsessed with germs when I was younger (7 or 8?). I used to think that when a man and woman got married, and they shared a bedroom and took off their tops, the man (with his fingertip) pressed the woman's nipple. The germs from his finger would go through his finger into the woman's breast. The woman's breast would fill up with the germs and, eventually, it would spread throughout the woman's body. When the germs got into the stomach, the woman was inpregnanted.