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When I was little, I used to believe that women got pregnant randomly. I didn't know that 'penis in vagina' action was needed in order to properly reproduce, I just thought that you woke up one day and bam, you were pregnant. I remember I used to pray to god anytime I could begging for him to make me pregnant. xD
i thought if men didn't get their hair cut the wife would become pregnant because when my baby brother was born i heard my dad say that he had come home late one night and the barbers was shut. i learned much later that in those days the barbers was where they bought their condoms
I used to believe that I could get pregnant by sitting touching a male or sitting somewhere a male sat. I believed that until I was thirteen.
When I was younger, I thought a woman could get pregnant by herself. I didnt think we needed a guy, so when I was young, all the guys said thier nasty little comments and i said "well, we dont need you to make babies, we can do it ourselves."
everyone believed me too.
i used to belive that you coud get pregnet by pooping on the toilet
When I was little, I stayed at my grandparent's house for the weekend. In the morning, I saw my grandma was taking pills. When I got home that afternoon, I asked my mom what her pills were for. She said "It's because Grandma doesn't want to have any more babies". I was terrified because I thought babies popped out a couple of times each year randomly, and you could only stop having babies with pills. I hated pills at the time, so I never wanted to get my period!!!!
The term "slept together" is often referred to sex in order to soften it up a bit. Because of this, i used to believe that women got pregnant if they shared a bed with a man. I never slept with my parents.
I used to believe that the only way you could get pregnant was by getting shot since you had the baby in the hospital and there was blood and everything; oh how wrong I was.
After learning that making babies required the daddy to put his penis inside the mommy's vagina, I decided that the reason most people had only two or three kids was because they couldn't stand to do such a disgusting thing more than two or three times.
I used to think that women just got pregnant at a certain age... you were supposed to hurry and get married so that you would have your first baby after you were married! ... Cause it was better that way :P And then the babies just keep comin' whenever they feel like it...
well, when i was little me and my neighbor (who was a boy) ran around naked and touched eachothers privates. i was so scared that when i got my period i woud get pregnant cuz i thought we had sex... i havnt got it yet tho... lol
I believed that you couldent get pregnant the first time you had sex
When I was about 3 years old my mom had tripped and fallen on the last couple stairs going down to our basement and my parents made kind of a big deal about it for reasons I didn't exactly understand. A few days later they told me she was pregnant with my little sister, so that was why they made a big deal about it, had to make sure the baby was okay and everything. Some how I made the connection that if you trip and fall you get pregnant. So for the next few weeks I'd purpously trip down the stairs, my parents thought I was nuts until I finally told them what was going through my head.
When I was about 2, my mother told me that she had a baby (my sister) in her tummy. I apparently looked at her with wide eyes and asked, "Why? Did you ate it?"
I used to believe that pregnant woman had to hold it until the baby came out because the baby would block the pee!
i used to believe children were made trough blowjobs. i remember the first porno picture i saw was a blowjob; so, i associated the idea to reproduction, which was the only thing i used ti think sex was about.
i used to believe that condoms in red packaging are strawberry sweets and that a pad could also "block out the sperms" if the girl wears it and have sex.
When I was really little I asked my mom the every famous question, "How are babies made?" She said that whenever you kissed someone, you would get pregnant. I was terrified because I kissed my dad on the cheek that morning and was crying because I thought I was pregnant and I was only six.
The first time I masturbated, I thought I was going to get pregnant by my own hand.
when i was 4-5 my mom was pregnant and i thought that all little girls had a teeny tiny baby in their tummys and over the years it would gradually get bigger and then when i was my mom's age it would be ready to come out =]