getting pregnant

i used to believe children were made trough blowjobs. i remember the first porno picture i saw was a blowjob; so, i associated the idea to reproduction, which was the only thing i used ti think sex was about.

afonso

i used to believe that condoms in red packaging are strawberry sweets and that a pad could also "block out the sperms" if the girl wears it and have sex.

Anon

The first time I masturbated, I thought I was going to get pregnant by my own hand.

Anon

When I was 9, I used to believe that one day a girl just "became" pregnant, the way that a girl one day gets her period. I knew this usually happened when a girl was older, but I would often overhear my mom gossiping to her friends about some young teenager who "got" pregnant, and what a shame and a tragedy it was, and how the girl's life was ruined. I was so terrified that I would be one of those girls that got pregnant early, the next time I went to the doctor's to get a check up, I asked the receptionist (loudly) if they can tell if I was pregnant from the check-up. Well, the stares that followed made my mom promptly bring me aside and tell me the truth!

PB

I used to think that when you wanted a baby you HAD to be married and you had to get on your knees and pray and say, 'God up in the heavens I want a baby *whatever*' and the baby would come down from the sky. I didn't know hospitals existed back then.

Baby Clueless

My grandmother told me that when she was younger she used to believe that if someone touched her boob she would get pregnant.

Kaitlin

i used to believe that when you want to have a baby you have to eat a lot of food you dont like and if you dont want to have a baby you have to have a seat belt on!

Anon

I used to think that you got babies when a man licked a woman's privates. So When a few boys in my class (In fifth grade) Were making fun of how women had to deal with the pain of giving birth and having periods and such, I told them that they's have to do something EVEN WORSE. I figured it out that summer XD

Venti V.

When I was little, I used to think that when somebody is pregnant, the baby would grow up in the stomach and feed on whatever the mom ate, and that the baby's bellybutton was connected to the mother's windpipe!! I also remember feeling very grown-up when my junior friends asked me where the baby came out from and I told them "from the bellybutton"

Undigested Baby

Okay, I know this is a kind of weird idea, but I was reallyyy obsessed with germs when I was younger (7 or 8?). I used to think that when a man and woman got married, and they shared a bedroom and took off their tops, the man (with his fingertip) pressed the woman's nipple. The germs from his finger would go through his finger into the woman's breast. The woman's breast would fill up with the germs and, eventually, it would spread throughout the woman's body. When the germs got into the stomach, the woman was inpregnanted.

Ick... Germs

I used to think that gay guys could get pregnant. My step uncle was gay and he had a girl. i thought that his bf had gotten pregnant by him and hid the girl for a while until she was 4. One day i asked him where the baby came out of a guy. He told my mom about it and they explained. Wow did I feel dumb...I still get teased.

xXNymphetamineXx

I used to believe that you had to be on your period to get pregnant........

Tricia

i used to believe that a guy could get pregnaut from watching a certain movie. it was about ppl sticking a fertilized embryo in the man's tummy. the guy was played by Arnold Schartzenager. (SP?) My mom had to explain to me that that was a fiction movie. It took A LOT of convincing.

OMG I feel so dumb

I used to think it took three days to get a baby. My mom told me one day that she was pregnant, I figured the next day she would be "fat" with the baby and the day after that the baby would arrive! lol I had no clue it takes nine months!

Ivana