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when my dad was little he told my grandparents that he knew how girls got pregnant...he told them it happens when a guy pees in a girls mouth! i will always feel a bit disturbed wondering where he got that idea from as a child

Emily
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I used to believe that daddies bought seeds from the drugstore and put them in the moms' mashed potatoes to make babies. (Shame on my mom for that one!)

Karen Tillotson
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Until I was 7 OR 8 I BELIEVED that you couldn't get a baby if you weren't married, until my musik teacher got her baby, without being married.

call me small
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I THOUGHT THAT JUST SLEEPING TOGETHER GETS YOU PREGNANT

Anon
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When I was four, I asked my mom, "How does a baby get in the mommy's tummy?"
My mom looked up, sighed, and said, "You wish for one."
For a few years, I was really worried that if I accidentally wished for a baby, I'd end up a pregnant child.

Abby
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I always thought that you could only start getting pregnant after you got married, at which point you would get pregnant randomly.

Anon
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when i was like 7-8 years, me and two neighbour guys were playing and we had this secret spot where we used to play doctors and stuff. and ones while we were playing I had to take my pants off, and I don't remember how, but one of the guys held his penis close to my vagina, it wasn't inside me but it touched my vigina. Next day at school, the one in my class asked the teacher how to get a baby inside her stomach the teacher told the class, and said "the boy have to have his penis inside the girls vagina" and I remember what happned the other day. So I went around for 2 weeks or something worried I was pregnant lol. after I talked to my teacher and they told the girl have to have something called menstruation which I didn't have so, I was safe lol

ghgfj
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When I was younger I wanted a little sibling pretty badly. I asked my parents how babies were made (you know, THEE question,) and they told me that you got them by praying. However safe they thought their answer was- my childlike faith was destroyed when for weeks I prayed for a brother or sister that never came!

Age
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i used to believe that you could get pregnent from kissing!!
and that i could fly!!

spanky
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One time I was playing at a friend's house and we were probably both around the age of 9, but she had brothers who were in their late teens, and one of them had told her about sex, and either lied about it, or she had misunderstood, because she told me that in order to get pregnant, a guy needed to aim at a girl's private parts and pee in her!

Anon
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top belief!

When I was 5 years old, I really wanted a baby brother. My aunt told me that if my mom swallowed a pumpkin seed, she would have a girl. If she swallowed a watermelon seed, she would have a boy. So, I avoided eating both, and made my mom swallow a watermelon seed, which she "did". Nine months later, I had a baby brother. I really believed in it until we learned how it really happened.

Shipra G
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Once my friend's little sister asked my friend how people get pregnant, so my friend told her that you will get pregnant if a bumblebee runs into a stop sign, and you're within 10 feet of it.
She believed it.

Anon
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I used to believe that when a woman discovered she was pregnant, she would ask the father if he wanted to keep it and if he said yes, they would have sex. If they didn't want to keep it, they would do nothing and she wouldn't be pregnant anymore. This was from watching TV soaps.

Anna
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When I was eight I used to think that in order to get a girl pregnant, you had to pee insider of her. I had no concept of what an actual orgasm was. This led me to be supremely confident in my ability to impregnate women, as I considered myself a masterful urinator at this point.

The Impregnator
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I used to believe that when a man and a woman were married, they would just ask God for a baby, and one would come out of the mother's stomach nine months later. One day I was playing house with my friend and we were pretending to be married so I asked God for a baby. I was terrified that I might be pregnant for months afterwards.

Virgin Mary
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One day my parents were sitting close together, as the family was chatting with friends. And a man made a comment to them that totally confused me, being a little kid as I was at the time. He asked my parents if they were trying to keep up with "Mary". "Mary" had just had another baby. Now, I was learning in grade school about how the egg is fertilized by the sperm, etc. But they hadn't told us about how the sperm GET to the egg. So when I heard this comment, I thought that the sperm must jump through the skin when you get up against a boy. And THAT'S how the sperm gets to the egg.
After that, I was afraid to get near men and boys because I didn't want their sperm to jump through our skin and get me.

Yanina
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I believed that you peed inside a girl to get her pregnant until I was 12.

Ray
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When I was like 5 my mom was pregnant with my younger brother, i asked my step-dad how my mom became pregnant and he told me that he put an orange seed in her belly button and it grows a baby. lol i silly enough beleived this and alwyas made sure i spat my orange seeds out! lol

Lea
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I used to believe that if the woman was on the bottom during sex, she would have the baby and if the man was on the bottom he would have the baby.

Anon
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I used to believe people got pregnant by drinking men's spunk from a cup

Don Burnside
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