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I, along with 500,000 kids used to believe that the stork would actually "make" the baby with my mom in bed. So I would stay up and stakeout my parent's room to watch for the stork. Turns out, my mum and dad actually "made" my little sister then. Bit of a nasty shock, when I took Sex-Ed in 6th grade.
When I was little, a friend offered to share her chewing gum (already chewed) with me and I told her I couldn't because I didn't want to get pregnant!
I used to think that only married couples could get pregnant and have a baby together.
I used to believe that spermatozoa was like a tongue that came out of the urethra into the woman's vagina, aggressively knocking loose an egg which actively charged it into generating a fetus. I used to believe it would then retract back into the shaft of the penis, pulled by the winding of a spindle inside the body cavity. Something akin to an emergency fire hose.
I used to believe that women caught The Pregnancy like it was the cold. Even to this day, when a dear friend of mine's mother got pregnant, I remember telling her that I hoped she felt better soon.
When I was a kid, I thought the number of children in a family represented the number of times the parents had sex.
My best friend was from a family with eight kids, so I thought his parents were sex maniacs.
Growing up I never realized that anything but pee could come out of one's penis. Thus I thought that a man would pee in a woman's vagina to make a baby.
I took this one step further and thought that whenever two people peed in the same toilet a baby would form. I reasoned that there were millions of tiny dead babies in our nation's sewers.
This ones bad. I used to think when you had sex, you did it anally. And after she got pregnant, then it came out of her vagina. Made sense at the time. So now I have an ass fetish because of that. Big Ol Asses!
i used to believe that women got pregnant from anal sex. and then i didnt believe that a man's penis actually didnt go into the woman's vagina.
When I was little, I thought that you could buy babies at the store.
So when i asked my mom if I could have a little brother for christmas, she told me I'd have to wait awhile, and i asked her why she couldn't just go to the store to buy a baby.
When I was fairly young (quite possibly four or five), I was fortunate enough to have a fairly good scientific grasp on how reproduction occurred - at least, as far as the sperm and the egg went. Exactly when and how this happened, I wasn't quite sure - but my personal theory was that while the soon-to-be parents were sleeping in the same bed, they somehow gravitated toward each other, and while sleeping, did something that caused conception. Exactly what this 'something' was, I really didn't know.
I thought u had to pee in a girl to get her pregnant! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My mother is a baby boomer and when she was young, parents were very secretive and unapproachable when it came to discussions of puberty and sex. Naturally, it was fairly difficult to get accurate information about anything. When my mom was little and first heard that people had to have sex to have a baby, she was disgusted and confided this to her friend. The friend reassured her by saying, "That can't be true. My mother is having a baby, and Daddy is away."
When I was a wee little girl, I thought a woman got pregnant by having a man stick a finger in her belly button. I then figured that women who have 'outie' belly buttons aren't able to have babies.
When I was like 8 or 9, I thought that the only way that a woman could be pregnant, was if a man peed on a womans breast. Not true!
when i was about 7 i had a neighbor that lived across the street and one day he came over to tell me that his cousin had gotten pregnant by taking childrens medicine. so from that day on i REFUSED to take children's medicine until my mom fully explained the whole sex process to me lol.
i used to believe that you had to have sex two times to get pregnate, and my mom has 9 kids so i figured that she had to have sex only 18 times to get us all out, i also believed that when we came out we came out her butt becouse i didnt know that girls had holes and the butt was the only place they could come out or else they would be stuck in there forever.
I used to think that from petting and cuddling my cat, I would get pregnant and have kittens. This scared me quite badly, and I'd often avoid my cat.
I used to not know that sex existed, and that you just randomly became pregnant after marraige.
And then when I found out about sex, I thought you became pregnant and THEN had sex, in order for the baby to be born with suscess.
Coincidentally, I also thought that the honeymoon was just a place you go to hang out in order to celebrate! Boy was that dumb. ]_[
Although I knew about fucking in theory at least, I still believed the baby came out of the woman's belly button until I was 11 or 12.
Much later, when I was a schoolteacher, we were having a discussion in the staffroom about abortion in rape cases. It turned out that this 30-year old, married teacher believed a woman could only get pregnant if she had an orgasm.