getting pregnant

I used to believe that women could get pregnant from oral sex (as in a blowjob). A scoolfriend told me that some time in primary school. I actually believed that sperm could travel intact all the way through the woman's digestive system, then end up making a baby. I never thought of the idea people has sex not to make babies, but for fun...

Citrusponge (hi MFGGers)

My sexual education had a few details missing - when my parents gave me the "birds and the bees" talk, they completely left out the part about sexual intercourse. Therefore, I believed, until I was almost 16, that you could get a woman pregnant simply by sharing a bed with her. I subsequently deduced that the reason silk sheets were considered sexy, was because the sperm could travel on the slippery surface far easier.

Zilla

when i was little i thought a man had a baby seed in his stomach and through sex the seed would jump through the mans belly button into the woman where it would grow

paul

When I was little, I thought that women got pregnant by sleeping next to a man and that the sperm traveled through the belly button into the woman.

Anon

i used to think that babies were born at any time and without sex.and that the momma would just have babies...lol

???

i took a sex ed class and i guess the teacher didnt explain it very well. i thought the the sperm crawled out of the boy and into the girl. so i never sat near a boy because his sperm might crawl into me and make me pregnant.

tara

When I was little, I saw "Look who's talking" on TV. Because it was edited, the only thing they showed for the sex scene was john touching kristie's knee. For the longest time after that I thought that if I touched a girl's knee, I would get her pregnant. Just goes to show you, you shouldn't censor movies on TV (and how dumb of a kid I was)

Anon

I believed that you could get pregnant from sitting on the toilet seat after a man used it. And that if you went to the bathroom after a man that hadn't flushed, and the water splashed you, you would be pregnant from it.

Li

I used to believe that if an adult woman ate a bunch of food she would get pregnant. That always explained to me why they got so fat while they were pregnant.

Jeremy

When I was about 4 or 5, my mom told me that babies came from "a little seed inside mommy's tummy". Sometime afterwards I attempted to make my 6 yr old sister have a baby so I tried to push an apple seed in her belly button!

Timmy

I use to believe that pregnant women got that way because they ate a watermelon seed, and it grew in their stomache.

Ryan

i used to think that girls were born with little tiny babies in their stomach and that when they became adults the baby would grow unitl time to give birth. i believed this until about 9 or 10.

mannea

My little brother used to believe that God just put the baby in your tummy. Nothing had to be done, the baby was just there...He belived that until i informed him otherwise

Katie

da bambino pensavo che con la cerimonia nuziale la donna,automaticamente,restava incinta.

diez

when i was younger i believed that two married people couldn't help if they got pregnant or not. which should have been utterly confusing as my dad and my brothers mom were never married. i distinctivly remember reading a girl scouts HELP book, were they were suggesting asking your parents if you wanted a sibling (wanting a sibling was beyond my comprehension) and feeling so superior that i knew that people didnt have a choice.

so very pround of my misinformation

I used to belive that the guy had to do all the "work" to have a boy baby, and the girl had to do all the "work" to have a girl baby. of course, I really didn't know what this "work" was.

kat

I used to believe that you could get pregnant if you sat on a chair after a man sat there so I would refuse to sit in a chair that my dad or brothers sat in.

Anon