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I used to believe that if I kissed my stuffed animals that I would get pregnant. I once cried thinking I had gotten pregnant from a stuffed teddy bear.

Anon

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You can get pregnant from kissing

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In India we are not open about sex so I thought americans had to have sex to have childeren but Indians just had to be married

— Indian idiot

When I was about 4 I used to believe that when my parents said "Make a baby" I thought they were gonna make it with flour and eggs like a cake and cook it in the mums belly.

Anon

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till standard 5th i used to think that eating pickle makes you pregnent,as my sister who was pregnent used to eat a lot of pickle

— Parul Yadav

i have allways belived that babys are made from having sex but when i was younger i thought the first time u have sex u was gonna have a baby

— keli

When I was 7 my friend told me you got pregnant when a boy pissed in your uretha.

— Spook

When I was about 8 yrs old, my cousins stayed the night at our house. Because all the other beds were full, two of my cousins and I would be in the hide-a-bed together. I was the oldest, and one of the younger cousins was a boy. After my parents went upstairs, I started to worry. Panicing, I ran after them. I was worried that I was going to get pregnant. I thought that when adults said "sleeping together" that they were being literal. I told them I thought that my cousins "tadpole thingys" would crawl across the bed and into me, causing me to have a baby. I can only imagine how hard it was for them to supress their laughter while giving a better explanation of the birds and the bees than they had previously given me. ("Tadpole thingys"-- really!!)

Anon

I used to believe that women could get pregnant from oral sex (as in a blowjob). A scoolfriend told me that some time in primary school. I actually believed that sperm could travel intact all the way through the woman's digestive system, then end up making a baby. I never thought of the idea people has sex not to make babies, but for fun...

— Citrusponge (hi MFGGers)

My sexual education had a few details missing - when my parents gave me the "birds and the bees" talk, they completely left out the part about sexual intercourse. Therefore, I believed, until I was almost 16, that you could get a woman pregnant simply by sharing a bed with her. I subsequently deduced that the reason silk sheets were considered sexy, was because the sperm could travel on the slippery surface far easier.

— Zilla

when i was little i thought a man had a baby seed in his stomach and through sex the seed would jump through the mans belly button into the woman where it would grow

— paul

When I was little, I thought that women got pregnant by sleeping next to a man and that the sperm traveled through the belly button into the woman.

Anon

When I was about 4 or 5, I asked my parents where babies came from. My mom and dad, holding hands, smiled at each other and my mom said, "well, it takes a man and a woman." That's all she said! From then on (well, until I was about 10), I believed that after a man and a woman got married, they learned this special technique of putting their hands together. And, if they did this handshake/maneuver correctly, the woman would automatically become pregnant.

— melly

i used to think that babies were born at any time and without sex.and that the momma would just have babies...lol

— ???

i took a sex ed class and i guess the teacher didnt explain it very well. i thought the the sperm crawled out of the boy and into the girl. so i never sat near a boy because his sperm might crawl into me and make me pregnant.

— tara

When I was little, I saw "Look who's talking" on TV. Because it was edited, the only thing they showed for the sex scene was john touching kristie's knee. For the longest time after that I thought that if I touched a girl's knee, I would get her pregnant. Just goes to show you, you shouldn't censor movies on TV (and how dumb of a kid I was)

Anon

I believed that you could get pregnant from sitting on the toilet seat after a man used it. And that if you went to the bathroom after a man that hadn't flushed, and the water splashed you, you would be pregnant from it.

— Li

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I used to believe that if an adult woman ate a bunch of food she would get pregnant. That always explained to me why they got so fat while they were pregnant.

— Jeremy

when i was about five years old mom told me and my sister how babies were made. i replied "you and dad did that TWICE" with a discusted look on my face. (she has two children) she just replied "yes"

— jb workman

When I was about 4 or 5, my mom told me that babies came from "a little seed inside mommy's tummy". Sometime afterwards I attempted to make my 6 yr old sister have a baby so I tried to push an apple seed in her belly button!

— Timmy

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I use to believe that pregnant women got that way because they ate a watermelon seed, and it grew in their stomache.

— Ryan

i used to think that girls were born with little tiny babies in their stomach and that when they became adults the baby would grow unitl time to give birth. i believed this until about 9 or 10.

— mannea

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