sex: getting pregnant

My grandmother used to believe that they way you got pregnanut was to swallow a watermellon seed. She was terified of eating watermellon for a long time after that.

I used to believe sperm were like fishies and people got pregnant because my parents tummies got jelly-like and they jumpred from my dads stomach to my moms stomach.

I used to believe you got pregnant automatically, and you could even when you were a kid. I was so afraid this would happen to me!!!

I used to think that u could get pregnant if u toched a man or even sat where he sat, i thought this untill my sister broght to my attention how u really could get pregnant

When I was about 7 Years old I was using a public restroom, the women watching me scolded me for not putting toilet paper on the seat first before using it. She said so you know what you can get from sitting on a public toilet seat? I replied yes, you can get pregnant. It was many years later I found out why she laughed os hard.

I use to belive if u sleep with girls for 6 months they would have babies till I was 16.

When I was 5 years old my older sister convinced me of the following:
If a girl goes swimming, then a fish (usually a trout) would swim up your leg, lay its eggs in you, & this would result in pregnancy.
Needless to say, I was very frightened to go swimming in our creek for a pretty long time, for fear of getting pregnant!
Older sisters can be so very cruel!

When i was about 7 my older sister told me i could get pregnant by sittingon a boys knee and so when my uncle pulled me on his knee i screamed "im too you for kids please dont get me pregnant!" I went as red as a beetroot when everyone laughed as i didnt know what was so funny!

When I was little, I asked my mom where babies came from. She said that when two people were in love, they would pray for one. Until I learned the truth, I told all of my friends not to pray because they might become pregnant!

When I first heard about the "Rhythm Method" I thought it meant that if you moved a certain way while having sex that you wouldn't get pregnant. Hey, I was only 11, what the hell did I know?

I remember asking my mom if a woman was pregnant, could she get pregnant with another child so they would be 4 months apart or something. She said it was a good question and to ask our family friend who was a doctor.

When I was very young I firmly believed that girls got pregnant because they wanted to...in other words if they said they wanted it, it would happen instantaneously. So I spent the better part of every day saying out loud, "I don't want to be pregnant...I don't want to be pregnant..." What a goofball.

When I was in elementary school, someone told me that for a woman to get pregnant the man had to pee in the woman's mouth and she would become pregnant. I now realize that kid was extrememly misinformed on oral sex and conception, but at the time I believed it wholeheartedly.

When I was about 12 I thought that how you get pregnant was a guy had to pee inside the girl.

When I was in kindgergarten, one of my sisters got pregnant. Another sister and me tried to figure out how it happened. We knew it took a male and a female and had to do with your private area. We had also heard of the "pill" but didn't know what it was. So, we pieced everything together and came up with this: The guy takes the pill and puts it in the girl's butt and that's how you get pregnant.

I used to believe that ladies got pregnant just by sitting beside a man and going out with him without any physical touch between them!