sex: getting pregnant

My parents never told me that people had sex to have a baby, they just said it was when a man and a woman decided together that it was the right time.

So until I was 11 or so, I thought that a woman would only get pregnent when she decided in her mind that it was time. Sometimes I'd freak myself out by "thinking" I wanted a baby, and would then knock on wood 3 times.

I used to believe once a man and a woman lay naked caressing each other, the woman would be pregant

When I was in second grade, I had a friend who knew about sex, because his mom had told him about it. However, he wouldn't tell me what it was because he had promised to his mom that he wouldn't tell. Instead, he just told me that a boy and a girl have to kiss naked. I couldn't figure out why kissing naked would have a different effect than kissing fully clothed, if no body contact was made besides the kissing.

I had a friend in highschool(yes highschool) who used to think that women could get pregnant through their belly buttons.......

when i was little i used to think you got pregnant by having a mommy and a daddy put their ankles together and then they would have a baby.

I used to believe that a giant bird would deliver babies to the mother when she was said to have order one. I just could figure out why a woman's belly would get so big. I could never figure out the connection. I was 10 years old how embarrasing it is now.

I used to believe that pregnancy happened when a man somehow made his penis about 3 feet long and inserted it down a woman's throat into her uterus and ejaculated. Guess I had the idea of where the uterus is just not how to get to it.

My mom and dad used to tell me that women who got injured got pregnant (they could of made up a better story!!), so one time my dad dropped something on his foot and I asked him if he was pregnant.

i used to think when guys fingered women, women got pregnant. looks like i guessed wrong(porno freaks u kno wat i mean)

I used to believe that woman concieved babies thorugh thier ass !

My mom always told me that you can't get pregnant unless you're married, so I deduced that I must've been born three months premature, since I was born only six months after my parents got married. I remember going around telling this to teachers and parents of friends and girl scout leaders and basically everyone.

i used to believe that when you had sex you would get pregnant as soon as soon as you did it

I used to think that if your moomy and daddy wanted to have a baby they called the doctor and the doctor came over and looked at your mommys belly and then poked it and your mommy was pregnant.

I used to think that women just got pregnant whenever they got married and only bad people had sex.

When I was four, I thought I was pregnant. I had no idea how women got pregnant. But I knew that their bellies got bigger. Well, I had a poochy stomach so, I thought I was getting pregnant!

When I was in third grade, I heard a joke at home about a "magic pill." As a school project, everyone in my third grade class had a penpal. Well, I thought this joke was funny and wrote about it to my penpal. When I showed the letter to my teacher she told me that the joke was inappropriate. Apparently, the "magic pill" was a reference to birth control. I had no idea what that was. I was very embarrased, erased the whole letter, and re-wrote it!