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Even though my mom told me how babies were made when I was little, she didn't give me enough info. I thought that people never actually have sex to have a baby. They just sleep and the sperm travel from the guy's body, traverse the bedsheets, and gets inside the woman's body by some kind of magical process.
Needless to say, I was very traumatized when I found out that you needed to do to get pregnant...

Tee
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I used to think that babies were made when a male's and female's bellybutton touched each other.

Anon
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when i was little i use to think women got pregnant if they took baths to long....dont know why but i was a weird kid

Anon
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i used to believe that when man and woman dance in rain ,then they hav child due to bollywood movies

nits
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when i was little, i used to think that women became pregnant by liking a man

Justin
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When I was young, I used to think that women get pregnant just by eating watermelon and cheese together, for some reason!

Anon
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When I was little I thought you got pregnant by swallowing watermelon seeds because my parents always told me if I swallowed a seed a watermelon would grow in my tummy.

Miranda
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When I was young, I used to think babies grew in a moms bladder instead of a uterus. I always thought how disgusting that was to have a baby in your bladder

Kandiii_gurl
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My older sister told me that you got pregnant by a boy peeing in your mouth. I was so grossed out I swore off ever having kids.

Anon
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I used to believe that, to get pregnant, this is what you had to do- First, you had to go and find a guy, and name him 'husband'. Then, you had to invite him over for dinner, and then, shut off all the lights in your house, take off all of your clothes, and then lay in the bed, and go to sleep. Then, when you wake up, you'd be pregnant.

Wow...I was confused
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I had been told that women had babies when a dad and a mum loved each other and kissed each other. One day my mum was sad, I kissed her many times then I asked her if she would have a baby

Anon
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I used to believe that the number of kids you had was directly proportional to the length of your signature on the marriage papers. I also thought that after you got married, magical rainbow sparks would fly around the couple, magically instilling the ability to get pregnant in the wife

Faysal
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i used to believe that in order to get pregnant, a mom and dad needed to kiss and their spit would make a little baby and when they had kissed enough, the mom would throw up the baby.

riles
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When I was 14 I made out with a boy in the hot tub...my female friend told me I was pregnant because he probably let out his sperm in the water. With the water being warm she said don't you watch discovery where the sperm swims to egg no matter what. I thought I was pregnant !

kalamazoo zoo
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I thought you could get pregnant from sitting on a boy's bed. So all thoughout 3rd grade I was sure I was pregnant and I cried everyday, because I was too embaressed to tell anyone. It wasn't until I realized after months my abdomen hadn't grown that I wasn't pregnant.

Yes, Emily it is who you think it is.
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when i was little my mom told me that women got pregnant by having God randomly assign babies to the mom. i prayed everyday for a month asking God to not make me pregnant because i was only 12.

Roxanneeee
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When I was really young, I believed a woman got pregnant from the kiss at the wedding, and that after that kiss, they could pick and choose when and how many kids they wanted.
A few years later, my older brother told me that you got pregnant from 'sex', which was when a man and a woman slept together. I had see this on a movie before, so I thought they had to sleep together with the man on top all night long, which seemed really unfair to me because the man was so much bigger.

Anon
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I use to believe a women got pregnant simply by laying naked next to a man in bed. I don't know how or why I came to this idea.

Beth
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When my mom told me she was pregnant with my little brother, I asked where babies come from. Since I was only three she didn't want to go into details so she told me that when a mommey and a daddy love each other very much God puts a baby in the mommy's tummy. Me being the question asker I was asked if she had to go to heaven for God to put the baby there. My mom said not exactly, but if that's what you want to believe go ahead. A few months later my mom had my brother and my dad took me up to the hospital to see my mom and introduce me to him. When dad and I got in the elevator I asked my dad if we were going to heaven.

Anon
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One day, when I was 6, my friend came giggle to school and I asked her why. She said she found out what sex was and I had no idea what the word even was. She told me it's when a guy and girl get naked and shower together while holding each other. I was so happy, because my infant brother always had showers together and I used to hold him, when my mom went to get our cloths. I told the whole school I was pregnant.

Anon
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