I know this one is a lot like the "Brides become pregnant at the wedding" one, but is sorta different. Even instants right before my mom told me the truth, I used to believe that women could only become pregnant if they were married and really wished it or prayed for it. Ah... I want my innocence back!
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I used to stay away from the lake from my house because I believed that the tadpoles would get me pregnant.
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A common one due to TV shows. I thought those Stork birds used to carry babies and drop 'em off and your door.
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When I was younger, I thought women HAD to have a baby. There was no way of stopping it, despite abortion. I just thought it came naturally...
I didn't even know it took two to create a baby!
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Even though my mom told me how babies were made when I was little, she didn't give me enough info. I thought that people never actually have sex to have a baby. They just sleep and the sperm travel from the guy's body, traverse the bedsheets, and gets inside the woman's body by some kind of magical process.
Needless to say, I was very traumatized when I found out that you needed to do to get pregnant...
I used to think that babies were made when a male's and female's bellybutton touched each other.
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when i was little i use to think women got pregnant if they took baths to long....dont know why but i was a weird kid
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i used to believe that when man and woman dance in rain ,then they hav child due to bollywood movies
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when i was little, i used to think that women became pregnant by liking a man
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When I was young, I used to think that women get pregnant just by eating watermelon and cheese together, for some reason!
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When I was little I thought you got pregnant by swallowing watermelon seeds because my parents always told me if I swallowed a seed a watermelon would grow in my tummy.
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When I was young, I used to think babies grew in a moms bladder instead of a uterus. I always thought how disgusting that was to have a baby in your bladder
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My older sister told me that you got pregnant by a boy peeing in your mouth. I was so grossed out I swore off ever having kids.
I used to believe that, to get pregnant, this is what you had to do- First, you had to go and find a guy, and name him 'husband'. Then, you had to invite him over for dinner, and then, shut off all the lights in your house, take off all of your clothes, and then lay in the bed, and go to sleep. Then, when you wake up, you'd be pregnant.
I had been told that women had babies when a dad and a mum loved each other and kissed each other. One day my mum was sad, I kissed her many times then I asked her if she would have a baby
I used to believe that the number of kids you had was directly proportional to the length of your signature on the marriage papers. I also thought that after you got married, magical rainbow sparks would fly around the couple, magically instilling the ability to get pregnant in the wife
i used to believe that in order to get pregnant, a mom and dad needed to kiss and their spit would make a little baby and when they had kissed enough, the mom would throw up the baby.
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When I was 14 I made out with a boy in the hot tub...my female friend told me I was pregnant because he probably let out his sperm in the water. With the water being warm she said don't you watch discovery where the sperm swims to egg no matter what. I thought I was pregnant !
I thought you could get pregnant from sitting on a boy's bed. So all thoughout 3rd grade I was sure I was pregnant and I cried everyday, because I was too embaressed to tell anyone. It wasn't until I realized after months my abdomen hadn't grown that I wasn't pregnant.
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when i was little my mom told me that women got pregnant by having God randomly assign babies to the mom. i prayed everyday for a month asking God to not make me pregnant because i was only 12.