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When I was young, I used to think babies grew in a moms bladder instead of a uterus. I always thought how disgusting that was to have a baby in your bladder
My older sister told me that you got pregnant by a boy peeing in your mouth. I was so grossed out I swore off ever having kids.
I used to believe that, to get pregnant, this is what you had to do- First, you had to go and find a guy, and name him 'husband'. Then, you had to invite him over for dinner, and then, shut off all the lights in your house, take off all of your clothes, and then lay in the bed, and go to sleep. Then, when you wake up, you'd be pregnant.
I had been told that women had babies when a dad and a mum loved each other and kissed each other. One day my mum was sad, I kissed her many times then I asked her if she would have a baby
I used to believe that the number of kids you had was directly proportional to the length of your signature on the marriage papers. I also thought that after you got married, magical rainbow sparks would fly around the couple, magically instilling the ability to get pregnant in the wife
i used to believe that in order to get pregnant, a mom and dad needed to kiss and their spit would make a little baby and when they had kissed enough, the mom would throw up the baby.
When I was 14 I made out with a boy in the hot tub...my female friend told me I was pregnant because he probably let out his sperm in the water. With the water being warm she said don't you watch discovery where the sperm swims to egg no matter what. I thought I was pregnant !
I thought you could get pregnant from sitting on a boy's bed. So all thoughout 3rd grade I was sure I was pregnant and I cried everyday, because I was too embaressed to tell anyone. It wasn't until I realized after months my abdomen hadn't grown that I wasn't pregnant.
when i was little my mom told me that women got pregnant by having God randomly assign babies to the mom. i prayed everyday for a month asking God to not make me pregnant because i was only 12.
When I was really young, I believed a woman got pregnant from the kiss at the wedding, and that after that kiss, they could pick and choose when and how many kids they wanted.
A few years later, my older brother told me that you got pregnant from 'sex', which was when a man and a woman slept together. I had see this on a movie before, so I thought they had to sleep together with the man on top all night long, which seemed really unfair to me because the man was so much bigger.
I use to believe a women got pregnant simply by laying naked next to a man in bed. I don't know how or why I came to this idea.
When my mom told me she was pregnant with my little brother, I asked where babies come from. Since I was only three she didn't want to go into details so she told me that when a mommey and a daddy love each other very much God puts a baby in the mommy's tummy. Me being the question asker I was asked if she had to go to heaven for God to put the baby there. My mom said not exactly, but if that's what you want to believe go ahead. A few months later my mom had my brother and my dad took me up to the hospital to see my mom and introduce me to him. When dad and I got in the elevator I asked my dad if we were going to heaven.
One day, when I was 6, my friend came giggle to school and I asked her why. She said she found out what sex was and I had no idea what the word even was. She told me it's when a guy and girl get naked and shower together while holding each other. I was so happy, because my infant brother always had showers together and I used to hold him, when my mom went to get our cloths. I told the whole school I was pregnant.
I used to believe that you got pregnant by seeing someone kiss and dance together. After watching a Madonna music video I secretly cried myself to sleep every night for a week thinking I was pregnant.
I used to go shopping with my mom when I was little. i was intrigued because every time we got eggs i was sure it was a new baby brother or sister. i was convinced my mom and dad picked my sisters out from a carton in the grocery store.
When i was little, about 4. I heard the grown-ups discussing the 'Honeymoon' and 'Wedding night' at a Wedding and grin to themselves. When I asked my dad what they meant he told me that the Bride and Groom would go to their room on their Wedding night and call the stork to make an appointment. They'd then go on Honeymoon to meet the stork and tell him what kind of baby they wanted. When the stork found the right baby for them he'd deliver it to their house.
Until the age of 10 i believed this lie explicitly.
I used to think that when pregnant women actually had parasols in their stomach so that they could easily go to the beach.
When I was six I thought that mothers already had babies inside them. I knew where they came from, that women had to give birth, but I thought that when the woman chose when to "have" it, like, get pregnant with it. I was not really that far off, when you think about it...
when i was younger my mom told me, you get pregnant when you & your bf/gf both ate alot of bread. i bleieved this until i was ten :|
When I was 6 years old, I thought the way in which a woman got pregnant carried out as follows: The married couple would go to a restaurant where they would sit at a table naked. Then they would each drink of glass of each other's urine. The woman would then be pregnant. I was absolutely repulsed by this idea and never wanted to have sex.