getting pregnant

When i was about 7 my older sister told me i could get pregnant by sittingon a boys knee and so when my uncle pulled me on his knee i screamed "im too you for kids please dont get me pregnant!" I went as red as a beetroot when everyone laughed as i didnt know what was so funny!

Kelly

I used to believe sperm were like fishies and people got pregnant because my parents tummies got jelly-like and they jumpred from my dads stomach to my moms stomach.

jen

I remember this only vaguely, but my mum recently filled in the gaps in the story. When I was about 6 I asked how babies got into a mummy's tummy. She decided it was time for me to know, so she asked me " you've seen both Mummy and Daddy with no clothes on when we are in the shower...what's different about each of us?" I thought for a while and answered " Mummy wears a shower hat and Daddy doesn't." My mum decided perhaps I wasn't ready to be told after all!

louise

When I was about 4 or 5, my mom told me that babies came from "a little seed inside mommy's tummy". Sometime afterwards I attempted to make my 6 yr old sister have a baby so I tried to push an apple seed in her belly button!

Timmy

When I was in kindergarden, my mom became pregnant with my brother. She explained to me how her stomach hurt and she felt really sick. Well, one day I go to school and my stomach hurt, and I told my friend about what my mom said and how I felt, and we both agreed that I was pregnant. We walked around at recess asking the boys if they wanted to be the dad and when we came back in had a "party." My teacher had to call my mom when I asked the teacher if I could have asprin...

pregant kindergardener

When I was very young, I used to think that women got pregnant by eating their wedding cake. It seemed logical to me at the time... a couple got married, and soon afterwards, had a baby. I surmised that they must put something in that cake that would make the wife pregnant, because that's the only thing all married couples had in common -- the wedding cake!

Anon

When I was little and my mother gave me the 'Talk', she was kinda embarrassed and didn't explain it well. She swore me to secrecy about sex, so the next day I went and told all my friends that women got pregnant when the man pees into them.

Anon

i used to believe that to make babies, a daddy had to press the mummys belly button i, and say a magic word, that only grown ups knew when they loved each other!

noah

I used to believe that if you said "x" 100 times it would become "sex" and you would get pregnant. I also used to beleive If someone und er 21 had a baby she wqould die.

Ella

I use to believe that the man peed in the woman to get her pregnant. Didn't know about sperm until sex ed.

das

When I was 6 or 7 I was in the car with my older brother, sister, and my mum. My older sister was talking about her period maybe starting soon, and my mom was talking about how its just unfertilized babies. (lol) So I said intelligently, "I want to know how cavemen has babies". and My mum turned around to look at me but said nothing. So I went on, "Well, you have to take a pill to have a baby, right? So how did they get those pills?" And abruptly all three of the elders doubled over laughing!!

Lauren (I WANT A PILL!)

I used to think I was pregnant because I was quite chubby as a child, and I vaguely remember telling my mum I was pregnant and her laughing a lot... xP I was about six.

Not pregnant yet!

When I was younger, about 8-9 years old, I believed that a guy and a girl sleeping in the same bed was enough to get the girl pregnant. Not requiring any other physical contact.. :)

Anon

When we were in our teens I had a friend who believed that if you had sex standing up then you wouldn't get pregnant. She also believed that you couldn't get pregnant on the first time. Luckily, I straightened her out.

BW

When my mum got pregnant with my lil sister, I used think that she had this realllyyyyy huge duck-egg in her tummy...till my sis's bday....he he he:)

Anahita

When i was 7 i knew about sex (well, the male's part) thanx to my big brother. Another thing i believed was that if you swallowed any you-know-what a baby would grow in your throat!

krazykat

When I was about 5 years old,as I a joke I asked my mom how baby's were made (seeing kids ask it all the time on t.v.) Well my mom,being a nurse, went in to full detail.Needless to say,I wanted the stork to bring my brother home and hope to god that my mom was lying.

disturbed Joker

I was completely convinced that if you wanted a baby, all you had to do was pray for one. Then God would put a teeny tiny baby on your belly at night. It would then find your belly button and crawl into your stomach through it. After it grew enough, the only possible way of birth was through surgery.

Eungi from Texas

This is more like< "SHE used to belive." I used to babysit this little girl and one day she asked me, "where do babies come from?' and I tried to explain by saying, " Well, when a mommy and a daddy get married..." Then she says, " THEY GO TO THE MALL AND CHOOSE OUT WHICH BABY THEY WANT FROM THE BABY STORE!!!!"

Anon

My sexual education had a few details missing - when my parents gave me the "birds and the bees" talk, they completely left out the part about sexual intercourse. Therefore, I believed, until I was almost 16, that you could get a woman pregnant simply by sharing a bed with her. I subsequently deduced that the reason silk sheets were considered sexy, was because the sperm could travel on the slippery surface far easier.

Zilla