getting pregnant

i used to think that if anything too hard touched my butt i would get pregnant to i tried not to sit too flat down on chairs

Anon

I knew that you have to have sex to make babies, and I had a vague idea of the job profile of prostitution. But I had no clue there was something like birth control. So I imagined all prositutes where pregnant all the time and had lots of children!

Stefan Petzuch

I used to think that a man and woman would kiss at night in bed and the next morning the woman would wake up pregnant w/a big belly and the next day they would have a baby and you could choose if it was a boy or girl as soon as it was born.

Anon

I used to think that when pregnant women actually had parasols in their stomach so that they could easily go to the beach.

Anon

I believed that women who wanted babies ate a seed, which then grew into their baby.

World's Worst Scientist

I used to think that girls get pregnant by seeing man

Anon

When I was a little boy i used to believe that babys were brought by swans because i saw it in the movies so i thought i was real. So one day i asked my parents if it was real and they told me yes it's real but one day i learned that was wrong because i saw my mother pregnant and i saw she giving birth to a baby girl

I felt so stupid!

Kaaris Mn

I used to believe that when you got married you immideatly got pregnant and so I was terrified to get married

leo

I used to believe that pregnancy was entirely spontaneous, and didn't realise that men had anything to do with it.

Tony O'Donnell

In my first sex ed class they taught us about ejaculation but didn't explain the specifics. Until I got old enough and started "experimenting", I thought that the man had to pee in the girl to get her pregnant.

Tim

When I was 8, I was playing tug-of-war with my classmates and a boy fell on top of me and I was positive that I'd get pregnant. I was so upset because I hated the boy. I told my older sister and she just laughed at me and told me that I was fine. I guess I just didn't understand that there was more involved than that.

jesterca15

When I was little, I believed that men and women made babies by rubbing their tummies together. I thought that a man and woman had to be naked and kissing in bed and once they started rubbing their tummies, the lady would get pregnant!

Anon

When I was in Elementary school, a friend's mom discussed her birth control pills in our company. My friend and I decided that if you didn't take the pills or forgot one that you would automatically become pregnant.

Anon.

pimento olives caused women to become pregnant

fancy pants

I read a kids' sex education book that gave most of the facts, but neglected to mention that sex does not result in pregnancy every time. For years I thought you couldn't have sex without having a baby, until my mum told me otherwise.

some guy

When I was young and asked where babies came from I was told you had to put a 20 pence piece under your pillow..... having tried this with no baby as a result my parents told me it only worked for grown ups!

Clare

I used to think that kids just appeared after people got married... Boy, was I wrong!

Skylla

I used to think that u could get pregnant if u toched a man or even sat where he sat, i thought this untill my sister broght to my attention how u really could get pregnant

confused

My grandmother used to believe that they way you got pregnanut was to swallow a watermellon seed. She was terified of eating watermellon for a long time after that.

Megan

I was taught in the fourth grade about artificial insemination, and they called it "frozen pop" so I thought you could get pregnant from drinking a frozen pop!

Alicia