getting pregnant

I used to believe that people just got randomly pregnant. I was always afraid that one day I would get pregnant, and I was only 7!

Lyn

I used to think that women just got pregnant whenever they got married and only bad people had sex.

Vanessa

I used to believe that girls got pregnant when guys pee on them after they have sex... I saw it on a porn vid and yeah...I was sure wrong.

Zen

my sis told me that my dad had a baby and for awhile after i thought my dad really did have baby and that any man can have a baby.....

mizkat

i believed in the stork until one night, i was seven years old, i woke up and heard this thump, thump, thump and a moan. i ran downstairs to see what it was and saw mommy and daddy "wrestling" without their PJs and nine months later i had a baby sister.

Jimmy Anonomus

when i was younger i believed that two married people couldn't help if they got pregnant or not. which should have been utterly confusing as my dad and my brothers mom were never married. i distinctivly remember reading a girl scouts HELP book, were they were suggesting asking your parents if you wanted a sibling (wanting a sibling was beyond my comprehension) and feeling so superior that i knew that people didnt have a choice.

so very pround of my misinformation

When I was about 6 or 7 I used to think that you just GOT pregnant. One of our neighbors was pregnant at the time and I remember asking her if she hoped to have another baby after this one was born. I remember her telling me that they (she and hubby) were not going to have anymore and I was thinking to myself, well , how do you know!

Shay

When I was around 7 or 8 years old I used to believe that you could get pregnant by accidentally touching bums when you bumped into someone, even fully clothed. I accidentally bumped into my dad one time when my family was in the city shopping for groceries or school supplies or something and I started crying hysterically because I thought I would get pregnant. Yeah, that was stupid. I laugh about it now.

Anonymous

When I found out about sex and pregnancy, I could never get myself to believe that my parents could have done such a sickening thing. I had seen my mom visit the hospital a lot of times before my sister was born so I decided that my mom had got injected with my dad's sperm to get pregnant! See, there was a better way of doing things rather than having disgusting sex!!

Taby

I used to believe women became pregnant when a man kissed her nipples.

Steph B.

I was in Catholic school fourth grade in 1963, and most kids didn't know much about sex then. The nuns told us that you can not have a baby unless you were married. I asked my mom why that was, and she replied "That's the way God wants it!" So for some time, I believed that a person had to be married in order to get pregnant, even though I wasn't quite sure how babies were made.

Goldie

that a baby was a tiny plant that was inside every girl from when they were babies and as each girl grew it just got bigger and bigger until itt became a full size baby and popped (without any pain) out when you were exactly 21. I told my brother when I was six and he was ten and he said "you stupid cow".

Spacegirl

I used to not know that sex existed, and that you just randomly became pregnant after marraige.

And then when I found out about sex, I thought you became pregnant and THEN had sex, in order for the baby to be born with suscess.

Coincidentally, I also thought that the honeymoon was just a place you go to hang out in order to celebrate! Boy was that dumb. ]_[

The Wicked Witch of the Northeast.

I used to believe that to check if a woman was pregante, when she peed, it would be blue...i kinda got mixed up with the blue stick, and blue pee. lol

Rebecca

when I was really really young I accidently stumbled across some porn on TV playing with our new sattelite dish. I knew it was sex, and that sex made you pregnant. So for the next couple of weeks I'd stare at my belly in the mirror wondering if I was pregnant. I gave myself until my birthday in September and that if I hadn't grown a belly by then that I must not be pregnant. phew.

Alexis

i used to believe that when you want to have a baby you have to eat a lot of food you dont like and if you dont want to have a baby you have to have a seat belt on!

Anon

i thought when I was 7 you get pregnant by sleeping with each other in bed....naked... but now i know what u really have to do u have to have sex..
i wish i did't know about it...

sexi_stupid_gurl

When I was a child I was told by my mother babies happened when someone swallowed a watermelon seed...

...well, at the age of four, we had watermelon, and one can reasonably guess what happened. I was literally wailing and crying because I was convinced I was going to become pregnant >_<

Anon

I used 2 think that if u stood in a river and tad poles touched your legs u would get pregnant

Lizzay!!!!!!

When I was 6 or 7, my friends told me that you could get pregnant just by eating pistachio nuts. Boy was I surprised when my mom told me how babies were REALLY made......

Anon