Brides become pregnant at the wedding

I used to believe that God automatically put a baby in a womans belly when she got married.

kat

When I was little I thought that as soon as I got married I would automatically become pregnant (yes I am a girl if my nickname has confused you =p)

Spoonboy

I belived that when you got married, the priest would give the bride a pregnancy-pill at the altar. Then an older boy in the neighbourhood told me what really happened, and I absolutely refused to belive that my parents had done such an awfull thing. When I understood that I had to accept the harsh realities, I was sure that at least they had done it in the bathroom, because of the organs involved..

singer

in cartoons or movies you usually see that after the wedding they get kids i used to think that when they kiss in the wedding that would do what sex would do(get you pregnant)

woosh

When I was a little kid I thought that you married someone you would instantly get pregnant. I told one of my friends that and she said: "Then I'm never going to marry someone"

Renate

I used to believe that a woman got pregnant by taking a pill that was in her wedding ring, and then she would have as many babies as she was supposed to have. I suppose I was watching "Underdog" with his magic energy pill, and hearing about "birth control pills".

Julie

When I was a kid I really believed that you kissed to get married and that the woman became pregnant from the kiss.

Now I know

As a child, I thought that by getting married, you would be able to have kids and if you weren't married, then you wouldn't be able to have kids.
My logic was this: Since you a man and a woman to make a baby, the only way for them to "connect" was by kissing. And since I knew that the bride & groom kissed at weddings, the saliava in the kiss would mingle and when the lady swallowed it, she would have a baby.

And in case you're wondering, no, I didn't know about "sex", then.

myukiori

i used to think that as soon as the man said "you may kiss the bride" and they kissed the woman would get pregnant. cuz it seemed like they always would get pregnant right after!

chris

When I was little I used to think that people got pregnant when they got married.

gavin

when i was little i used to think that when the groom kisses the bride at the wedding was when a woman would get pregnant. i thought this because usually after i attended a wedding, the bride would always end up pregnant afterward....

jenny

As an only child, I always wanted a baby brother or sister. Once when I was about 6 years old, I asked my mom when her and my dad were going to get married again. She laughed and asked why. I said, "Because I want y'all to have another baby."

Apparently I believed that getting married is how you got pregnant.

K

When I was little, I thought that when a man and woman got married, the woman automatically became pregnant just by getting married. I was so confused because my dad and stepmother were married for 7 years before my half sister was born. I thought they had made a pact with god so she wouldn't get pregnant. lol

jasonchic

For years I was trying to figure out where the babies are coming from. I knew it had something to do with the big belly, but how would baby get into there I had no idea. Until one day, when I realised that it all has to do with the wedding: there is way too much food at the weddings and bride seems to eat it all. Her tummy grows, creating the space for the baby that is somehow produced out of the eaten food. No wander I started to eat lot less afterwards.

Leo

When i was about 5 i thought that when you get married, the priest gives the woman a seed that she swallows when saying her vows and then it grows in her tummy and thats how the baby is made.(after that i was petrified of eating watermelon for fear of one growing in my tummy!)

Alexa

While working out how babies happened I came to the conclusion that something must happen to a womens body when she put on a wedding ring. So when my unmarried aunty had a baby I made my mum squirm by asking how come she had a baby without having the ring on her finger to make her pregnant....

Charlytune

When I was 5 I thought that a woman got pregnat just by getting married. If you wanted one kid- you got married once. If you wanted two kids- you got married twice.

I thought this because my aunt re-married when I was 5 and she already had one kid from her first marriage. Then after she re-married she was pregnant.

Sparkle Time

I used to believe that pregnancy was caused by the kiss at a couples wedding.

Greg

I used to believe that when the bride and groom kissed at the wedding, it was a special kiss and that's how the bride's body knew to become pregnant.

Christina