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When I was a kid my mother told me that babies came from her belly button. I thought she was a liar, because I was certain my sister and I each came from one of her boobs, which was why most women my mother's age had large breasts and hers were very small.
I did mess with the stork idea for awhile but the boob Idea stuck until I just didn't care to figure it out anymore. When I found out the truth I think I was in shock, because I lost interest in girls for awhile and tried not to think of how pretty they were. I guess nothing curbs sexual appetite in the young better than the nasty truth.
Now I am totally fascinated by it.
When i was 7 i asked my mum where babies come from.
She replied, "From your tummy"
Not knowing what a bellybutton was for, i assumed that they came out through there.
It puzzled me how a small person could be squeezed out through such a tiny hole!
Up until about 9, I believed babies were birthed from the anus. My mom once described it as 'taking the biggest crap of her life' and it always sort of stuck with me, heh.
When i was about 4 or 5 i was curious about how babies came out. (I didnt care about How they got in there, i found the answer to that at age 7 though) anyway, i thought that if a pregnant woman sneezes really hard then her baby would just fly out!
babies were born from dragon eggs.
When I was really little I watched this move that showed a cat giving birth. To me, it looked like the cat was "pooping out" the baby (which is what I said to my mom). So for a while after watching this movie I believed that babies came out of the same place poop came out of and if a women wanted to have a baby she could just strain really hard and out it would pop!
When i was four my mum got pregnant with my little brother. I asked her where the baby would come out. She told me the baby would pop out her belly button.
From the on i presumed that her belly button would fly out and the baby would dribble out as a jelly type thing and become a baby. I got so scared that she wouldnt be able to find her belly button again i used to walk around with a sieve in front of her and a cushion to catch the baby on.
Everyone thought it was amusing so never bothered correcting me.
My parents used ot tell me i came out my mums bellybutton lool!
I used to think that your mom's stomach had to be cut open for you to be born(because my mom did that.)
when i was old enough,mum told me how much i weighed when i was born - which was 7lb 10. i thought thats how much mum had to pay for me.
When I was 6, I used to believe babies went out of the belly, but never from below.I believe there was not another passage.
I understood when I was 7.
My mom used to tell me that she the stork gave me to her in exchange for a pound of kroger salt.
I used to think that babies come out through your mouth.
when i was small my friend told me that lesbians can have kids but the kid can only be a girl and her skin will be pink and gays can have a boy and his skin will be blue and i kind a believed her...
When I was little I believed that the mother vomited the baby.
when i was 4, my mom was pregnant with my little brother. i remember once, she was rubbing her big belly saying " wake up, austin! wake up!" For some reason, i imagined her belly being divided into 4 compartments, and in 1 of them (i even remember where it was! the top left compartment!) was a little fox in a fox den sleeping on a bed, while another fox was saying "wake up austin!" well, later, when my mom went into labor, my grandma stayed home with us. she kept saying, "Austin's coming! Austin's coming!" I was sooooo scared, cuz I thought a fox was gonna be coming, and wasn't sure if it would eat me or not! I still remember the day of his birth, and my surprise when a baby came instead :)
As a child, I'd always known that a baby grows inside a mom's "belly."
When I turned four, my parents concieved a third child.
I always thought that the baby grew inside the stomach, and just ate whatever mom did.
Well, eventually food leaves the body, and so should the baby... but both were to come out the same hole... the butt.
Everytime my mom would poop, I'd have to watch her and make sure she didn't have my brother then and there.
During the real birth of my brother, my other brother and I were sent to our grandma's house, where our new brother had "sent" us toys to play with while we waited for dad to take us back home.
I remember that day so clearly, and the one thought that prevailed in my head; "I hope she goes to the bathroom right away... she'll probably need a diaper... I know I would." ((and that was what adult diapers were for.))
when I was really little, my mom told me that babies came from eggs. I had an image in my mind of a giant chicken egg, thus why a pregnant lady's stomach was so round. I asked her if my shell was hard or soft, did the yolk spill when the doctor cracked it.
I used to believe that Test Tube Babies were babies that were born with problems, and they had to run Tests to make sure the babies tube was working properly.
I used to think that when a women gave birth that you would sit up on a tabele, life up your shirt, and the doctors would cut a circle in your stomach and then the baby would climb out of her stomach, then the doctor would simply just place the peice of the moms belly back on and it would be back to normal.