i used to believe

Established in 2002 and now featuring 74797 beliefs!

sections

animals
at home
bad habits
body functions
body parts
death
food
grown-ups
kids
language
make-believe
media
music
nature
neighbourhood
people
religion
school
science
sex
the law
the past
the world
time
toilets
transport

giving birth

Show most recent or highest rated first.

page 11 of 37

< 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10  11  12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 >


I used to believe that babies came out of my belly button and i was always really facinated by how such a big thing as a baby can come out from a little button hole

yossi
score for this belief : 3vote this belief upvote this belief down

I really used to believe that a C-section was another name for natural birth. My mom had a C-section for me and another for my brother and she used to show us the small scar and tell "you came out of here, the doc cut my belly and I had you first and then your brother".

I believed this until I was 14, when (at school) they showed a video of a natural birth. I was totally scared and couldn't imagine how can a baby the size of a watermellon could come out of that small hole. I called my mom begging her to go home and throwed up for days.

Still scared of natural births!

Fernanda
score for this belief : 3vote this belief upvote this belief down

when i was born i was a difficult birth and i came out rear first. one day when i was old enough to wonder about such things, i asked my mother about my birth, she told me that the doctors had to pull me out with forceps. for years after that i wejt round telling everyone i had been given FALSE HIPS :)

tekkyjim
score for this belief : 3.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

i used to think that when a baby was ready to be born, the doctor pulled it out through the mother's bellybutton. kind of like how a clown pulled tied-together scarves out of their pocket or sleeve.

amy
score for this belief : 2vote this belief upvote this belief down

I used to think that babies came through your stomachs. Like a hole would just open up in your belly and out comes the baby.

Anon
score for this belief : 1.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

When we were little, my sister always wondered how women had babies. I would just tell her that they came out of mommy, just like she did.

A few weeks ago, she finally admitted to thinking that a mommy un-velcroed her stomach and just pulled the baby out once her belly button had popped out. (That was the sign of the baby being ready to come out.)

Now that she's older, she finally knows the difference. haha.

Steph
score for this belief : 2.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

When I was about 6 or 7, I still had a vague idea that babies came from their mommy's tummy, but I had no clue as to how they got there in the first place, or how they got out. Then I saw a TV program that showed footage of a cat giving birth. I went to my Mom and proudly announced that I now knew how babies are born. Curious (and nervous), she asked me how. I proudly announced with a big smile that "the mother POOPS them out!" Well, she laughed so hard she almost s--t a brick herself, and when she finally calmed down, she carefully and gently explained the concept of there being more than one orifice in the female body....

Anon
score for this belief : 3.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

Until I was 11 or 12, I would look at our neighborhood granny, and then at her adult son - perhaps he was in his thirties then - and I would wonder how she was able to give birth to such a big baby! It never occurred to me that he was born tiny, and grew up to be a big man!

Shyam Bhandari
score for this belief : 2.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

top belief!

I used to think that when a baby was born and the doctor slapped the baby, he was doing that to stop all the nurses in the room from chit chating so that he could make an announcement about the baby's gender . You know like an MC 'tings' a wineglass at a wedding or party so that people stop talking for him give a toast.

Little Miss Heard
score for this belief : 5vote this belief upvote this belief down

I used to think that babies came out of the same hole poop did. On occasion when poop hurt coming out I figured it was okay because I was just practicing for the baby.

Anon
score for this belief : 1.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

When my mother was expecting my brother, I was confused when she packed baby clothes into her hospital suitcase. She said they were to bring the baby home in them. I asked her why she didn't bring him home in the clothes he was born in.

Suznan\
score for this belief : 3vote this belief upvote this belief down

As a young boy, I had a "vague" concept of the female anatomy, but I knew that babies had to come out somewhere. I originally guessed this was in the chest area, but after I learned after bikinis, rib cages, and where it actually is, I corrected myself. This frequently made me wonder what the big deal was with female legs since I thought "But there's nothing down there!"

Anonymous
score for this belief : 2.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

i used to believe that babies pop out from the belly button

fury
score for this belief : 1.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

my ex-girl friend's mother used to tell her children when she was angry on them: "I should have crapped instead giving birth to you". and till the age of 23, she was sure children were born from the anus :-))))

Walid
score for this belief : 1vote this belief upvote this belief down

I used to think babies came out of a woman's bellybutton.

Anon
score for this belief : 1.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

top belief!

When I was little I read a Far Side comic, in which the doctor cuts the umbilical cord and the baby deflates and shoots across the room like a balloon. I used to believe that without proper care in removal of the cord, this could actually happen.

Yasuo
score for this belief : 4vote this belief upvote this belief down

i used to think that when a child was born, it would be shot out of the vigina, and bouce around the room and into the mother's arms.

Anon
score for this belief : 1.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

I used to believe that babies come out of their moms' mouths!!!

Sara
score for this belief : 2vote this belief upvote this belief down

i used to believe babie were born threw a womans belly button

Anon
score for this belief : 1.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

i used to believe that if the baby came out feet first it was gon be ugly

Mari
score for this belief : 1.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

page 11 of 37

< 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10  11  12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 >



I Used To Believe™ © 2002 - 2018 Mat Connolley, another Iteracy website.   privacy policy