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I used to think that when a baby was born and the doctor slapped the baby, he was doing that to stop all the nurses in the room from chit chating so that he could make an announcement about the baby's gender . You know like an MC 'tings' a wineglass at a wedding or party so that people stop talking for him give a toast.
I used to think that babies came out of the same hole poop did. On occasion when poop hurt coming out I figured it was okay because I was just practicing for the baby.
When my mother was expecting my brother, I was confused when she packed baby clothes into her hospital suitcase. She said they were to bring the baby home in them. I asked her why she didn't bring him home in the clothes he was born in.
As a young boy, I had a "vague" concept of the female anatomy, but I knew that babies had to come out somewhere. I originally guessed this was in the chest area, but after I learned after bikinis, rib cages, and where it actually is, I corrected myself. This frequently made me wonder what the big deal was with female legs since I thought "But there's nothing down there!"
i used to believe that babies pop out from the belly button
my ex-girl friend's mother used to tell her children when she was angry on them: "I should have crapped instead giving birth to you". and till the age of 23, she was sure children were born from the anus :-))))
I used to think babies came out of a woman's bellybutton.
When I was little I read a Far Side comic, in which the doctor cuts the umbilical cord and the baby deflates and shoots across the room like a balloon. I used to believe that without proper care in removal of the cord, this could actually happen.
i used to think that when a child was born, it would be shot out of the vigina, and bouce around the room and into the mother's arms.
I used to believe that babies come out of their moms' mouths!!!
i used to believe babie were born threw a womans belly button
i used to believe that if the baby came out feet first it was gon be ugly
I used to beleive that I could have A baby from my poopoo hole, and one day when I was making poopoo I told my mother "mommy when I grow up I am going to have my baby very fast"
I used to believe that baby's came out of belly bottons. I imagined when a woman became pregnant her belly botton would be made of metal and it would open like a fancy door in space movies.
I used to believe that when a baby is born it starts out in the head goes in to the stomach and would plop out of the vagina boy was I wrong.
I used to believe that babies came out of your butt so I thought that pregnant women couldnt poopie or the babie would come out!
When I was little my stomach hurt so I told my sister to call 9-1-1 because I was having a baby.
I am the oldest of three girls; my mother had all of us via c-section. It wasn't until sitting in my 7th grade health class seeing a LIVE birth during sexual education that I realized that not all babies are born through surgery!
I used to believe that woman gave birth through their bottoms and if they forced a poo too hard while pregnant they might accidentally give birth in the toilet and unknowingly lose their baby.
i used to think that babies were born with their diapers on i was mortified when my brother told me i was naked when i was born..... dont ask -_-