giving birth

When we were little, my sister always wondered how women had babies. I would just tell her that they came out of mommy, just like she did.

A few weeks ago, she finally admitted to thinking that a mommy un-velcroed her stomach and just pulled the baby out once her belly button had popped out. (That was the sign of the baby being ready to come out.)

Now that she's older, she finally knows the difference. haha.

Steph

When I was about 6 or 7, I still had a vague idea that babies came from their mommy's tummy, but I had no clue as to how they got there in the first place, or how they got out. Then I saw a TV program that showed footage of a cat giving birth. I went to my Mom and proudly announced that I now knew how babies are born. Curious (and nervous), she asked me how. I proudly announced with a big smile that "the mother POOPS them out!" Well, she laughed so hard she almost s--t a brick herself, and when she finally calmed down, she carefully and gently explained the concept of there being more than one orifice in the female body....

Anon

Until I was 11 or 12, I would look at our neighborhood granny, and then at her adult son - perhaps he was in his thirties then - and I would wonder how she was able to give birth to such a big baby! It never occurred to me that he was born tiny, and grew up to be a big man!

Shyam Bhandari

I used to think that babies came out of the same hole poop did. On occasion when poop hurt coming out I figured it was okay because I was just practicing for the baby.

Anon

When my mother was expecting my brother, I was confused when she packed baby clothes into her hospital suitcase. She said they were to bring the baby home in them. I asked her why she didn't bring him home in the clothes he was born in.

Suznan\

As a young boy, I had a "vague" concept of the female anatomy, but I knew that babies had to come out somewhere. I originally guessed this was in the chest area, but after I learned after bikinis, rib cages, and where it actually is, I corrected myself. This frequently made me wonder what the big deal was with female legs since I thought "But there's nothing down there!"

Anonymous

i used to believe that babies pop out from the belly button

fury

my ex-girl friend's mother used to tell her children when she was angry on them: "I should have crapped instead giving birth to you". and till the age of 23, she was sure children were born from the anus :-))))

Walid

I used to think babies came out of a woman's bellybutton.

Anon

i used to think that when a child was born, it would be shot out of the vigina, and bouce around the room and into the mother's arms.

Anon

I used to believe that babies come out of their moms' mouths!!!

Sara

i used to believe babie were born threw a womans belly button

Anon

i used to believe that if the baby came out feet first it was gon be ugly

Mari

I used to beleive that I could have A baby from my poopoo hole, and one day when I was making poopoo I told my mother "mommy when I grow up I am going to have my baby very fast"

Anon

I used to believe that baby's came out of belly bottons. I imagined when a woman became pregnant her belly botton would be made of metal and it would open like a fancy door in space movies.

Marah

I used to believe that when a baby is born it starts out in the head goes in to the stomach and would plop out of the vagina boy was I wrong.

anon

I used to believe that babies came out of your butt so I thought that pregnant women couldnt poopie or the babie would come out!

Alex

When I was little my stomach hurt so I told my sister to call 9-1-1 because I was having a baby.

Molly