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I used to beleive that I could have A baby from my poopoo hole, and one day when I was making poopoo I told my mother "mommy when I grow up I am going to have my baby very fast"

Anon
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I used to believe that baby's came out of belly bottons. I imagined when a woman became pregnant her belly botton would be made of metal and it would open like a fancy door in space movies.

Marah
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I used to believe that when a baby is born it starts out in the head goes in to the stomach and would plop out of the vagina boy was I wrong.

anon
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I used to believe that babies came out of your butt so I thought that pregnant women couldnt poopie or the babie would come out!

Alex
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When I was little my stomach hurt so I told my sister to call 9-1-1 because I was having a baby.

Molly
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I am the oldest of three girls; my mother had all of us via c-section. It wasn't until sitting in my 7th grade health class seeing a LIVE birth during sexual education that I realized that not all babies are born through surgery!

Anon
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I used to believe that woman gave birth through their bottoms and if they forced a poo too hard while pregnant they might accidentally give birth in the toilet and unknowingly lose their baby.

Anon
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i used to think that babies were born with their diapers on i was mortified when my brother told me i was naked when i was born..... dont ask -_-

step away from the video game consoles
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Up until I was 13 I seriously used to believe when a woman had a child, that it came from the OTHER hole in her body, I always wished to never have kids, because of that.

Anon
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i used to think that babies came out of the moms belly button up until 3 and a half years ago when i was in 3rd grade and my 6th grade friend V told me that they came from "somewhere else" now im in 6th grade and i still think they should come throgh the belly button..............




.......ew

step away from the game consoles
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I used to believe that babies were born by a doctor opening the mother's tummy like a little door.

Kaylie
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Me and one of my sisters made our youngest sister belive that she was born too late because she had such big front-teeth. She thought that they had stopped her from coming out earlier. She belived it for many, many years.

Hanne - Norway
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I belived that when a baby was borned, it came out of the mother's ass

Torgeir
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wen i was little i believed that baby's was born out the
ass hole. so i asked mom, if it has happened that someone has lost their baby's in the toilet.
mom said: maybe?

norway
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I used to beleive that woman gave birth through the bellybutton.

Anniken
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I used to believe that babies were delivered through your belly button. I thought the belly button opened up something like a flower and the baby would slide right out. If only it were that easy!

Natasha H
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When I was a kid I used to believe that you had babies through your stomach, when I found out where they really come out, I thought that was much worse!

Anon
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I am 6 years older than my brother. When he was born, my mother had him Cesearean and I thought that all babies were born that way.

When she tried to correct me and told me that she had to have the C-section because my brother could not fit the 'normal' way, well, logic told me that he could not fit through her belly button then because where else could the baby come out? After all, all babys are created in the mothers STOMACH.

Don't worry...I figured it out
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Until the age of ten or eleven I believed that a baby came out of a woman's butt. I was so disgusted and I wondered if when I could have a baby, it would be covered in poo.

Teresa
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i remeber when i was about 5 thinking that a cesarian was like a jigsaw.... they would cut out bits of ur stomach, get the baby out, then put the bits bak together again..... i had no idea wat the real thing was really like!!

sam
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