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i actually thought babies just ripped through ur stomach when they were born and that's why all those women on tv screamed during birthing scenes
I used to believe (until about a month ago) that you could give yourself an abortion by pulling the baby out of you.
One day when I was about four or five I asked my mom how babies got out of their mommies' bellies. Not knowing exactly what to say, she told me that they popped out of the mommy's belly button. I knew right away that this was total crap. But where did they get out? In answer to this question I decided that they had to be pooed out. Since I didn't know how babies where made either, I lived in fear of accidentally pooing a baby into the toilet.
i used to play "giving birth" with my friends and once with my boy cousin. I was about 5 and he was 4 but he was a little more educated than me. So when i asked if he wanted to play that and he said yes i laid down on the bed and waited for him to "put me to sleep and cut me open." He just sat there and said he was waitng on me. I sat up and asked what he was talking about. He whispered in my ear "you know what im talking about". When i made him tell me i was shocked. But i had to believe him so i laid back down and started screaming. He kept holding my hands and rubbing my stomach and after 5 minutes of this my mother heard me and i got lectured for scaring her to death.
I thought that babies were born with their eyes closed just like the puppies my dog had, having no family and no reason to think any different I thought this until I was 22!
I used to believe that babies were born through their mother's belly button.
I used 2 think that babies came out of your butt hole...lmao
when i was little my mom was pregnant and my dad told me the doctors had to use a tin opener to get it out i believed every word and was terrified my mom would have no 'cover' on her belly like a tin after its been opened
I used to think babies came out of tummies. Also that if I pooped, I would poop a baby.
I remember when i was a child i was having a bath with my mum who was heavily pregnant with my brother. She told me that her belly button was the lock for the lid so when the baby was ready, i.e, like an oven, she just lifted the lid off her belly and the baby popped out. I believed her
A kid in my class named Sean still believes that a woman has a hole in her stomach and when she gives birth, the doctors open her stomach and take the baby out. There is a teacher in the other class that is very mean... and Sean thinks the reason she is so grumpy is because she cant have any kids because the doctors sewed he stomach up... and guess what... Sean is 13!!!!
Babies are born by opening a door on the mother's stomach (for which the belly button is the knob) and walking out.
When I was very young (maybe three) I thought that babies were born from between a woman's breasts. Probably this thought was encouraged by the fact that my mom, being slightly heavy at the time, had very DEEP cleavage.
When I was little, I always knew that babies came out of a moms belly..not sure if i knew how it got there or anything, but thats beside the point...anyways I thought babies were born through a bellybutton...
I was the only child until my younger sister came along when I was two. I knew that she had come form mommy. Oddly enough, however, I held the belief that my two boy cousins had come from my uncle. In my mind girls *obviously* came from mommies and boys came from daddies. I never got a brother so it wasn't until a few years later that my mom set me straight about it. I find it interesting that I can still recall this childhood theory and distinctly remember believing it.
When I was little I heard stories about a rock exploding and out comes a baby. So I always had this idea that babies are hidden in objects around us: desks, chairs, computers, trees... and when they explode, a baby would come out from it. I remember my mom told me about how she gave birth to me...but somehow, at that time, I had mistaken her meaning, because I always thought that I was a baby from a toilet!!~
When I was pretty young(about 4 or 5)my mom told me about how some babies were delviered with a C-section. I already kind of knew how most babies were born, but after she told me about C-sections, I thought THAT was the way that most babies were born. Also when she told me how they had to cut the mother open, I though she meant they cut the mother in half(literally). I wondered how the woman survied this..
I used to believe that a baby would grow in a mothers stomach and be born from her butt via the intestinal track. This seemed logical, because my mother told me that the reason that I like the soft drink Orangina so much is because she drank it when she was pregnant with me.
My grandmother believed that you gave birth thru your belly button - not an uncommon belief you might think - however she was thirty and pregnant ! she would put a band aid over her belly button in the bath so water wouldnt get in and harm the baby, boy did she get a shock when she gave birth.
I used to believe that when babies were born they came out of the woman's butt, because I knew nothing was coming out of my privite...