giving birth

I Used to believe that at the time of delivery baby were born by cutting the stomach of the women and wen the baby is out ...the doctor wld stich the stomach again..hehe

rahul

im 13 now and a few years ago i was round my friends house talking about pregnancy and i thought that babys came out of arses, i was shocked when he asked his grandad... he burst into laughter.

yeah, im really going to onlinefully humiliate myself

Hm.. I always thought that babys came out of the butt :D

Anon

i always had this image in my head of the doctor tying the pregnant woman to a pole, sawing open her stomach and opening it with a handle and then the baby came out.

Oops!

I saw a mother giving birth on TV when I was 4.That's when I started to believe that babies were actually born from a woman's butthole, and it's also very dangerous for a pregnant lady to poo ...because when a pregnant lady has a bad case of constipation, she might accidentally poo her baby out.

Tomoyo

When i was about in third grade i used to think that when a baby was born it just popped out of the mother's belly button..... 0.0

shannon

babys came out of belly buttons

Anon

I used to think that babies came out of the bellybutton of the mother, and babies didnt have ubilical chords. The doctors would cut open the bellybutton, then they would tie it up again.

Stevensonbak

i actually thought babies just ripped through ur stomach when they were born and that's why all those women on tv screamed during birthing scenes

Brooke

I used to believe (until about a month ago) that you could give yourself an abortion by pulling the baby out of you.

Maho

One day when I was about four or five I asked my mom how babies got out of their mommies' bellies. Not knowing exactly what to say, she told me that they popped out of the mommy's belly button. I knew right away that this was total crap. But where did they get out? In answer to this question I decided that they had to be pooed out. Since I didn't know how babies where made either, I lived in fear of accidentally pooing a baby into the toilet.

cucumber

i used to play "giving birth" with my friends and once with my boy cousin. I was about 5 and he was 4 but he was a little more educated than me. So when i asked if he wanted to play that and he said yes i laid down on the bed and waited for him to "put me to sleep and cut me open." He just sat there and said he was waitng on me. I sat up and asked what he was talking about. He whispered in my ear "you know what im talking about". When i made him tell me i was shocked. But i had to believe him so i laid back down and started screaming. He kept holding my hands and rubbing my stomach and after 5 minutes of this my mother heard me and i got lectured for scaring her to death.

Kimmie

I thought that babies were born with their eyes closed just like the puppies my dog had, having no family and no reason to think any different I thought this until I was 22!

Denise

I used to believe that babies were born through their mother's belly button.

Jen

I used 2 think that babies came out of your butt hole...lmao

Kelly

when i was little my mom was pregnant and my dad told me the doctors had to use a tin opener to get it out i believed every word and was terrified my mom would have no 'cover' on her belly like a tin after its been opened

Anon

I used to think babies came out of tummies. Also that if I pooped, I would poop a baby.

Kitty Lover

I remember when i was a child i was having a bath with my mum who was heavily pregnant with my brother. She told me that her belly button was the lock for the lid so when the baby was ready, i.e, like an oven, she just lifted the lid off her belly and the baby popped out. I believed her

Anon

A kid in my class named Sean still believes that a woman has a hole in her stomach and when she gives birth, the doctors open her stomach and take the baby out. There is a teacher in the other class that is very mean... and Sean thinks the reason she is so grumpy is because she cant have any kids because the doctors sewed he stomach up... and guess what... Sean is 13!!!!

Person

Babies are born by opening a door on the mother's stomach (for which the belly button is the knob) and walking out.

Meg