i used to believe

Established in 2002 and now featuring 76694 beliefs!

sections

animals
at home
bad habits
body functions
body parts
death
food
grown-ups
kids
language
make-believe
media
music
nature
neighbourhood
people
religion
school
science
sex
the law
the past
the world
time
toilets
transport

giving birth

Show most recent or highest rated first.

page 17 of 38

< 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16  17  18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 >


When I was very young (maybe three) I thought that babies were born from between a woman's breasts. Probably this thought was encouraged by the fact that my mom, being slightly heavy at the time, had very DEEP cleavage.

Mark Alfred
score for this belief : 3vote this belief upvote this belief down

When I was little, I always knew that babies came out of a moms belly..not sure if i knew how it got there or anything, but thats beside the point...anyways I thought babies were born through a bellybutton...

Anon
score for this belief : 2vote this belief upvote this belief down

top belief!

I was the only child until my younger sister came along when I was two. I knew that she had come form mommy. Oddly enough, however, I held the belief that my two boy cousins had come from my uncle. In my mind girls *obviously* came from mommies and boys came from daddies. I never got a brother so it wasn't until a few years later that my mom set me straight about it. I find it interesting that I can still recall this childhood theory and distinctly remember believing it.

Anonymous
score for this belief : 4vote this belief upvote this belief down

top belief!

When I was little I heard stories about a rock exploding and out comes a baby. So I always had this idea that babies are hidden in objects around us: desks, chairs, computers, trees... and when they explode, a baby would come out from it. I remember my mom told me about how she gave birth to me...but somehow, at that time, I had mistaken her meaning, because I always thought that I was a baby from a toilet!!~

Fred
score for this belief : 4.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

When I was pretty young(about 4 or 5)my mom told me about how some babies were delviered with a C-section. I already kind of knew how most babies were born, but after she told me about C-sections, I thought THAT was the way that most babies were born. Also when she told me how they had to cut the mother open, I though she meant they cut the mother in half(literally). I wondered how the woman survied this..

Amanda
score for this belief : 3vote this belief upvote this belief down

I used to believe that a baby would grow in a mothers stomach and be born from her butt via the intestinal track. This seemed logical, because my mother told me that the reason that I like the soft drink Orangina so much is because she drank it when she was pregnant with me.

Ignorant child :p
score for this belief : 3vote this belief upvote this belief down

top belief!

My grandmother believed that you gave birth thru your belly button - not an uncommon belief you might think - however she was thirty and pregnant ! she would put a band aid over her belly button in the bath so water wouldnt get in and harm the baby, boy did she get a shock when she gave birth.

Caroline
score for this belief : 5vote this belief upvote this belief down

I used to believe that when babies were born they came out of the woman's butt, because I knew nothing was coming out of my privite...

Anon
score for this belief : 1.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

From childhood, upto to a shameful age, I used to believe that babies came out of belly buttons!!!!

Ness
score for this belief : 1.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

I used to think that when babies were born, they come out of women's mouths!!!!

Annonymous
score for this belief : 2vote this belief upvote this belief down

When I was little I used to think that when babies were born they came out of the butt...me and my friend used to argue about it. Of course I thought I was right!

Angela
score for this belief : 2vote this belief upvote this belief down

when i was 8 or 9 it finally clicked to me...how are baby's born?? the day my older sister finally answered my mysterious question, i had always figured...'it must be through that belly button ofcourse...'

gaby r
score for this belief : 2vote this belief upvote this belief down

I used to think that babies came from your belly button!

Ashlee
score for this belief : 1.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

When I was 5 my little brother made his appearance into the world. My mother had made dinner then gone to lay down on her waterbed. She did not feel well and soon after laying down she yelled for me to come to her, I did. She said "Tell your Daddy that my water broke." I saw water, she was on a waterbed...I knew no better. I walked in to my dad, looked up at him and said "Mommy said her waterbed broke."

bubbles
score for this belief : 3.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

I used to believe that when you had a baby, you had to go and pick one out for yourself in heaven before you were born. I worried for ages that I wouldn't have any because I didn't remember choosing one.

lil' angel
score for this belief : 3vote this belief upvote this belief down

I used to believe that when a woman gave birth, the doctor had to cut the belly open and get the baby out, and then sew it back up. Then they had to cut it open again to make sure the mother had enough milk.

Oh dear
score for this belief : 2.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

when i was 6 yrs old my mom was pregnant with my little brother and we were eating dinner one night and when she started to eat some of her vegetables and she stood up and was all wet so my dad took her to the hospital but only being 6 i thought she peed on her self from eating the vegetables so for a long time i wouldnt eat my veggies cause i thought i was going to pee on my self

veggie tales
score for this belief : 2.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

I asked my mom when I was little "Where do babies come from?" She politley explained that they lived in momies belly's until they were big enough to come out. I really thought they lived inside of you swing on a swing just waiting until the mommy told them "Ok you can come out now."!

SpexyMommy
score for this belief : 3vote this belief upvote this belief down

When I was little, my grandma had problems with her stomach and had her stomach cut open a couple of times. Well, since she had kids before, i thought that when you had a kid they shot out of your belly button. I believed this until i was 9 when my mom explained your period.

Anon
score for this belief : 2.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

I use to believe babies came out of girls bottoms

Graham
score for this belief : 1vote this belief upvote this belief down


I Used To Believe™ © 2002 - 2024 Mat Connolley, another Iteracy website.   privacy policy