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I used to believe women give birth to newborns from their anuses while pooping in a toilet.

Anon
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i used to believe that people were born when you popped a balloon - please dont ask where that came from but it wasnt until i was in year 6 (when we got taught about it) that i actually stopped believing that

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Mex
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i used to believe that when women had babies they just cut their stomach pulled out the baby and sewed it up, with my fear of stiches i vowed never 2 have kids, come to find out my theory wasnt too far fetched since i found out about c-sections

karisten
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I used to believe that when you were pregnant that u pressed your belly-button and the baby popped out. If only!

Sian
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I recently went on a holiday with a friend to see her nan, pop and Aunt Angie. Angie has two kids, Ellie (4 yrs old) and Norton (5 yrs old). Ellie has one of those pregnant barbies, where you can spin her big tummy around and a baby is in there. Well, one day, Norton came up to Angie and us holding the pregnant barbie, and asked Angie if that was how him and Ellie were born. We all laughed as Angie replied, "That's right, when I was at the hospital they just flipped my tummy and you were in there!"

Terri
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In my kindergarten days i believed that girls gave birth to girls and boys gave birth to boys.

kundan plaha
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that babies were born out of your belly botton, it would just twist back up after the baby was born

Anon
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I never knew that there was any other way to give birth other than a Caesarean section!!

Taby
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i Used to think mommys and daddy had babys out of there belly buttons and after my dad had an operration his bellybutton was all screwed up i thought we would be bringing home a new baby

Justine G.
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I used to believe that women gave birth out of their bums because I used to think that the vagina was smaller

Anon
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when i was little i used to believe that whn a woman gave birth to a baby, they had to rip off part of the womans stomach. then i finally asked my mom how they get the baby out, and she said they get it out from the woman's private part. i'm so dumb

blondy(aged12)
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When I was a little kid, I used to believe that women gave birth to baby girls and men to baby boys.

Anon
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when I was a kid I used to believe that men gives birth to boys and women gives birth to girls... until the mystery was solved by my parents when I was 10 year old.

Sumit Bajaj
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I used to believe that the sex of the baby was determined by the length of the pregnancy at birth.

My mother once said, when I was about 5, that if I was born eirlier, I would have been a girl. Much later I found that she said that because she had a miscarriage of a female fetus before me. :(

Matt
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Up until the age of 9 or 10 i used to believe that babies came out of womans belly buttons, which is very logical considering all the visual clues you get. Needless to say i was disgusted whan i found out how babies really are born.

Anon
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My mum always told us that when my brother was born he was "born in a black bag". I still don't really know what that means, I guess it was some membrane or something, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't a bin-liner which is how I always imagined it as a child. I always wondered how they got the bin-liner in there in the first place and then how my brother knew to climb inside it when he was only an unborn baby.

"Born in a black bag"'s sister.
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When I was yonger I used to believe a baby was carreid by a bird.

TAKAHASHI TOMOMICHI
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i used to believe this till I got proper education that babies come out of the mother by operating on her stomach.I also asked her once that"mom aren't there any stitch marks on your belly" &she burst out laughing.

ag
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top belief!

When very young I asked my mother "If a baby is in a womans tummy, does it come out of her mouth?" She said "no the other end". After a short pause I asked "Well how do you get your feet back on then?"

col22
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top belief!

I once beleived that when you were having a baby, you HAD to scream alot, and if you didn't no baby for you!

(this was fortunetly cleard up after a couple months)

GSA
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