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When I was in 5th grade, I told my best friend; Alicia (man, I hope she reads this), that I wanted to be the doctor that delivers babies when I grew up. She told me that I was stupid and couldn't do that because the baby would get confused when it came out about who its mom was because Iím a girl.

Princess Sara
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When I was pregnant a couple years ago, my 4 yr old daughter thought that I would explode when the baby was born. She was quite relieved to hear that it didn't work that way, though I didn't go into great detail about the way it really happens.

Anon
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When i was younger I beleieved that white babies came out the "front end" and that black babies came out the "back End"

Andy
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i use to think that babies came out of belly buttons...which is what most children though, but...my mother had this weight watchers key thing (the key to unlock your health or something like that). well, i thought that that key was to get my baby brother out of her stomach (she was pregnant with him at the time.) wow...i kept that key cause i thought that was funny.

Kriss
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I used to think that babies came out of a momma's belly button so every time my little sister and I played dolls, and one of the dolls had a baby we weould stick that baby doll under the shirt and like pull it out quickly so it looked as if it wasn't in the shirt and it actually came out of the dolls belly button.
[lol]

molly
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I used to believe when I was really little that babies came out of my mom's belly button. I found out the REAL truth when I was 10.

Anon
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When I was younger my mom told me that you can only have babies after you are married, so I always imagined her when she was getting married to my dad in this big church, after the guy said, "you may kiss the bride" They would kiss and then my mom would walk over near the wall where they had this big wooden table, and while she was still in her wedding dress, she would lay down and then the priest guy would come over and cut her stomach open and just take out a baby ( and the baby already had clothes on ) and then my mom told me that they staple her stomach back up so then I imagined the priest with this lil mini stapler stapling her stomach back up.....I can't believe I thought that!

Valerie
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I used to believe that babies came out of a woman's stomach, that the skin would just break and the baby would come out that way. I would stuff pillows and baby dolls up my shirt when I was little, and would act like they were coming out of my stomach when I "had them"

deborah
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I used to believe that babies came out of the mother's thigh. I have no idea why.

Amberjack
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when i was younger i thought that you came out flat when you were born. then the doctor "blew" you up to inflate you. and.... you know the thing you blow in to inflate a floatie? well i thought that wether he left that out or pushed it in determined the sex... man was i smart!

anon
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When I was about 3 years old, I asked my mother how I was born. She told me which body part came out first. I didn't have any clue exactly what it meant, but I knew that I must have been born in this order. When she was done I asked her "How did the doctor put me back together again?" I honestly believed that I was born in seprate pieces and was put together one limb my limb.

Anon
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I used to belive that my mum went to a special store and picked my brother and i off a shelf and had the blow us up to make us alive.

Andrew
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When i was younger i used to think that babies came out of the belly button( boy was i wrong)

(*someone*)
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I thought that babies WERE in your stomach for 9 months, then you just lifted up your shirt and the baby would just be there and you would go oh look the baby came out!

Anon
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i used to think that i was born in a glass bottle !!

Esther
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Babies came out of the mother's belly button!

Anon
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I used to think that babies came out of your belly button. Even after I had read all the books. Little did I know that that wasnt true.

Melissa
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When my mother went into labour with my little brother I was three. She suddenly stood up one day and said, "I'm having contractions." She rushed into her room to get her bag. My dad didn't hear her and said, "What?" and I told him very urgently, "She's having conections!" My dad thought this was hilarious. He kept asking me what she was having. I got tired of telling him over and over but it didn't stop my dad from grabing the video camera and asking me agan what my mom was having. To this day we still have a video of a Three-year-old me saying angrily, "She is having a CONECTION!!!!"

Annie
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when i was little i whent to a shopping outlet i asked my mum how are babys born & she said they come out of cannons out of ships i belived her.

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wen i was young i be;ieved that when u gave birth the babis came out yor bum i only found out where they really ca me from in sex education in year 6

donna r
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