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When i was younger i used to think that babies came out of the belly button( boy was i wrong)

(*someone*)
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I thought that babies WERE in your stomach for 9 months, then you just lifted up your shirt and the baby would just be there and you would go oh look the baby came out!

Anon
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i used to think that i was born in a glass bottle !!

Esther
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Babies came out of the mother's belly button!

Anon
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I used to think that babies came out of your belly button. Even after I had read all the books. Little did I know that that wasnt true.

Melissa
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When my mother went into labour with my little brother I was three. She suddenly stood up one day and said, "I'm having contractions." She rushed into her room to get her bag. My dad didn't hear her and said, "What?" and I told him very urgently, "She's having conections!" My dad thought this was hilarious. He kept asking me what she was having. I got tired of telling him over and over but it didn't stop my dad from grabing the video camera and asking me agan what my mom was having. To this day we still have a video of a Three-year-old me saying angrily, "She is having a CONECTION!!!!"

Annie
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when i was little i whent to a shopping outlet i asked my mum how are babys born & she said they come out of cannons out of ships i belived her.

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wen i was young i be;ieved that when u gave birth the babis came out yor bum i only found out where they really ca me from in sex education in year 6

donna r
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I used to think when I was a little kid that babies came out of the bellybutton as spaghetti and the doctors would have to put the baby together like a puzzle.

Nadia
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I used to believe that blue babies were babies who held their bereath too long. My best friend told me she and her dad were born blue, her sister was purple and her mom was green. I looked at baby pics of myself and told her I was pink.

DumbKid
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I'm sure I'm not the only one but when I was little I believed that mothers gave birth to girls and fathers gave birth to boys.

Laura
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i used to belive that when a woman had a baby it came out of your butt

john
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I used to think that when I had a stomach ache, i was going to give birth. I would sit on the toilet and hoping the baby would be a boy. Sadly, all I got was a brown poop.

Lisa
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you know when a woman is pregnant, sometimes her tummy button sticks out, I used to belive that you pushed the tummy button when the baby was ready to come out

jess
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Like many people, I thought that babies were born through the belly button.
So one time, when I was 5, I went swimming with my best friend. She had this sort of two piece tankini swimsuit, and I could clearly see her belly button. I was horrified to note that it was an outie.
I took her aside to break the news to her. I grimly informed her that she could never have children.
Her mother chided me for causing her to break into tears for no reason.

Lara
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I used to think that natural baby birth meant that the baby came out of the mother's belly button, and a "c-section" meant that they had to cut open the mommy's tummy to get the baby out [at least I had half of it right]! At one point when I was younger, I actually asked my best friend's mother if my friend had come out of her belly button or if they had to do a c-section.

Anon
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When my brother was born and I was 2, my parents gave me a puppet, telling me it was from my brother, so I would like him and wouldn't get jealous. I thought the puppet came out of my mom's belly, along with my brother!

Anon
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When I was little i used to think that women had babies out of their belly buttons!

Kelly
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once when I was little I saw a woman who had a hump on her back. I don't know why I came to this conclusion, but I thought that she was pregnant and the baby would come out of her butt and the baby was living in her back.

Heazure
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When I was little I thought that babies came out of the same hole that your poo does, and always wondered how you kept them from getting poo all over them when you gave birth...

Anon
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