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Get this, I thought babies came out of belly buttons...crazy thought hunh? Maybe not because what are they for once you're grown up anyhow?

Lauren
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When i was child, I had thought that babies came out of the anus, I don't quite know why, but I would get into arguments at school with the 4th graders, it was amazing though that the other children knew they came from a vagina. My parents never explained, as a result, I caused other children to believe that thier parents were liers, and babies came from the anus.

Pooty Pooty Applewater
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I thought haveing a baby had to come out the stomach and women needed to go to the hospital to get an incision to let it come out yep to my surprise when i found out where it really comes out

alicia
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Everyone tells little kids that babies come from mommy's tummies, so I thought that to get into the mommy's tummy, they had to be eaten...and then of course the mom had to vomit for the baby to come out.

Chelsea
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when i was little i thought the baby came out of the lady's belly button.

ashleyy
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i used to believe gays produced men ....... and lesbians produced women.....as for the "in-betweens", I could never really figure out an answer

Made in India
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When I was about 5, I used to believe that whenever I pooed, I would have a baby. The women on television had to push a lot to have the babies so it made perfect sense. Every time I went to the bathroom, I would check the toilet for babies...I didn't want to flush my child away!

Learned a lot since then...
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When I was pregnant with my second child, my first born was around three. I used to watch "A Baby Story" every day during that pregnancy. Well, after warching it one morning, my first born gladly informed me that when I went to have the baby, that the doctor had to cut off my leg to get the baby out. Apparently she thought this because during the birth part of the show, it does appear as if the baby is coming out of the mother's leg!

Jennifer
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for many years i didn't know that women had vaginas and so i thought all babies were born out of women's asses. i remember seeing pregnant women as a child and feeling sorry for the stress that they must have endured every time they took a crap because they never knew if they would have to fish their child out of the toilet bowl.

vadim
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When I was 3, I asked my pregnat Aunt if the doctor would cut off her head to let her baby out. Now that I'm almost 4, I know they cut her belly open instead.

Tyler
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When I was younger, I used to believe that when a lady had twins or triplets or more, that they all came out at once....I never understood how they could all fit.

Izzabehr
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When my youngest sister was born, my 3 year old sister and I were looking in the nursery before they brought out the new baby. She looked around and told my dad to go get mom so we could go home-she didn't see any babies in the nursery that she wanted. She thought that to have a baby, you just went to the hospital and picked one out!

CT
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I used to think that when you where born that you where an "IT" because the parents cut the ambilical chord short for a girl long for a boy and thats why some people had sex changes because their mommy and daddy made the wrong choice.

i was cut short
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When I was really little I used to believe that all babies were born on Labor Day and then were assigned an actual birthday....not only that but I also believed babies came out of the bellybutton

Mari K
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I used to think that babies were born out of their mother's bellybuttons.

Nuri
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When I was around 5 I told my mom that babies come out of your butt. It wasn't until I was 25 that my mom finally understood that I had no idea where babies really come out from. She thought my nickname for my vagina was butt!!

kerimoo
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When I worked at the YMCA. I was in charge of the 5 year olds. I was pregnant with my 1st child and quite large and two of my boys were fighting. I asked what was the problem and they were fighting over where my baby would come out of..one said the belly button and one said it fall out of "where a girl pees at"...then the asked me...needless to say that was a 'go ask you mother' moment.:)

aa
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When I was little I believe that babies came out through your intestines since the baby was in the mommie's "tummy" and that's why it hurt so much!

Mary
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I used to watch shows such as "A Baby Story" and "Maternity Ward". My 3 year old son would catch bits and pieces every now and then. So when I got pregnant with my daughter he told me that he knew the baby would come out of my "hoo-hoo". He then proceeded to tell me that I shouldn't worry when it fell off because they would sew it back on! LOL

Kim
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I used to believe that babies were pooped out of their mothers.

Tommy
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